>Your girlfriend's been possessed by a demon, but it's okay because everyone likes her better this way.
Your girlfriend's been possessed by a demon, but it's okay because everyone likes her better this way
Paper Mario Thousand Year Door
Is it paper mario thousand year door?
you're this little dude and you like.. jump man.
Libertarian paradise destroyed by drug addiction
>The player who spend the most money wins
Soul Hackers
I take it he was agreeable?
In this game you hurl meteors at monsters and guys with towels in the head
You dodge a bunch of enemies and traps as you attempt to go to hell.
imperialism simulator
Bioshock
Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors.
Space Magic and really interesting lore in a game centered around interesting lore
He got it.
Satan makes summer eternal so he'll get laid. It's a puzzle game alright
Everyone hates you, you are a living piece of shit, everyone wants you dead, and there's not a single redeeming quality about you, Fuck you
Mckids
White guy punches bald person and gets superpowers
>toenail clipping simulator
Cars and clowns.
Puyo puyo?
Deus Ex
Minigame-a-thon that was available as a demo for a game you likely played
Animal Crossing New Horizons
Uhhh real life?
just gotta run some errands
Deus Ex
Dark Messiah
Fuzion Frenzy
Si
A bounty hunter goes through a series of trials in a Cyberpunk-esque world ( At least from the looks of the few cutscenes ) and ends up fighting against the creators of the world, beating them to save himself from being taken over much like the ruler of the Underworld he fought beforehand.
Red racist genocidal maniacal pinball is no longer a racist genocidal maniac, he just wants to kill his sister and an AI
You get to choose between 3 brides: blue, yellow or crazy black
Yes
Postal
Bingo
Its a weird trip down in antartica.
Rock paper scissors.
Hand wins because
rock
paper
scissor
all beat each other at the same time in different dimensions
Punch stuff until you get the power to punch stuff harder
Run fast! Run fancy!
You're king of the moon and have to fight evil aliens led by a giant brown girl and a very angry mathematician
Dragon Quest V
ok so remember that one character no one liked? Well we made use of that one timeline where everything is better, put her in there and made her good
>You and your uncle are hired by your father to kill your other father, end up fucking both of your fathers.
Fate Ilya?
FE3H
you got it
its like Dark Souls but better and has a story
Gods dead, sun stuck, time to leg it
try again
A young man's quest to help the world hard reboot because shit sucks.
The little girl you found is actually a nuke
Twisted Metal
Yes, nice
yes.
Turns out history is a lie and you weren't asshole -- your ex-best friend was the asshole.
local 7 year old manchild dooms an entire village. Everyone hates him for most of the journey
Local dad ruins everything
@;&?@#
Infamous
Nier
Daggerfall
Basically Thor is a christian and pretends be a US ambassador in Japan and then nukes Japan for the third time.
Damn, that was fast
some dude in big orange armor shooting everyone
Little blue swordfighting squirrel becomes a tree
SMT1
you go to school and you get ahead by helping others
Tales of Berseria?
Half life, although I don't think the armor is big?
Ori: Will of the Wisps
A space station almost falls on earth because a nigger misheard a mexican with aids' final wish
an alien gave birth to a hedgehog
Edgy cosplayer works his job while on a constant drug trip.
C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+ C+
You're really, really close
your crush has to fall in love with you, or else...
if... else... if...
Mirror's Edge
Braid
The Caligula effect
Sonic adventure 2
No more Heroes
Earth went to shit and everything you do is pointless
Mother 3
sonic adventure 2
Correct-hoo
looks kinda big
Animal Crossing NH
That chainsaw game with the blonde?
Shadow the Hedgehog
A newly released prisoner stops the corona virus and a extremist political movement.
correct
Guy with way too tight pants does crime in NYC
that is it
Why is dad's house upside down?
No to both.
Beetle collection simulator
You hire people, watch them die to stupid shit, rewind and do better, rinse and repeat, till endgame. And your secretary is the best girl.
Eternal Darkness.
One of the most infuriating racing games made, shit's fast.
Villain decides to kill everyone ever because tfw no gf.
Kenshi?
Lobocorp
well it's not sekiro that's for sure
nioh maybe?
Stargate SG1
NEET realizes life isn't all anime and mangos
Not Shinji must choose between a bag, a handkerchief and a shirt in the only multichoice moment of the entire franchise. Your choice is inconsequential outside of one scene
Lobotomy Corp
The Matrix: the musical: the anime: the game
Drugs, russians, swords, and this weird little girl.
nut kicky big punchy
Psychopath wants to make an entire universe of psychopaths
Super Paper Mario
yanderesim?
you get sick with a virus and die, but its okay because the virus wears your body like a suit and is unironically a better person than you
My life?
Too easy, Hotline Miami
Even easier, [PROTOTYPE]
100%. Only Alex can make code so shit.
Exactly so, Manager.
>your girlfriend’s dead but it’s ok because you’re a schizo anyways, have a badass outfit, and have god-tier quads
Megaman Star Force 3
katana zero
Go to uncle's house and steal his drug secreting oven mitt.
Convicts play not-basketball to get out of prison.
Mega Man Starforce 3?
You go to your house and kill yourself a bunch of times.
dead animal saves dream world and cries when blue ball leaves
brain in jar orders army from catalog
you get to blow up ships but your crewman keep losing their eyes
crime lord fights everyone to get a secret treasure
It's a game about a girl in a miniskirt being kidnapped by tentacle monsters.
TW Rome
Pokemon DPPt
good lad
Spider-Man?
Genital harvesting simulator.
Small town simulator where you run errands and make friends throughout the week.
sounds hot what is it?
Burly faggots beat up a bunch of soccer hooligans before your bitch ass coworker reports you to the feds because you beat up some traitor faggot
it's not a porn game.
Correct and kinda based
Bingo