>Spirits and AT are back on the table
HE LIVES BITCHES
Spirits and AT are back on the table
Nicholas Turner
James Cook
>Sonic with Witch Time
I'm ready
Landon Garcia
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAVE MERCY SHADOWCHADS I KNEEL
Cameron Wood
Leave bitchass motherfucker to me....
Joshua Carter
>No, a shadowfag is the kind of person who is like that but instead of just trashing online spaces with their presence is also an abhorrent entity in the real world too. Their room will be filled with shadow merchandise and they will sleep in shadow bedding reading their cream doujins every night and not even caring to put them away incase their depressed mother sees them as she washes their shadow bedsheets for the second time in the week due to cum stains, sweat and saliva. Shadowfags are legitimately lobotomised by their own lack of higher thought, constant thoughts forcefully directed toward fucking shadow have melted their mind and they no longer possess free will to think about or do anything else. They are depraved, evil automatons that must be destroyed. The only time a shadowfag will show passion for anything, or any spark of human life is when their favourite character is insulted, in which case the neuron pathways still intact that aren’t for masturbation and not decayed to abuse and misuse enter a feedback loop of aggressive, annoying spam like a little yapping dog until the threat has given up or their brains lose too much energy due to it all being expended with their semen and have to enter a catatonic recovery state where the shadowfag stares utterly indifferent as he saves 500 new shadow fan art images to spam later.
Julian James
based and barnyardpilled
Samuel Reyes
Based
Joseph Nelson
So much is their bodily and mental deterioration that their actual souls are starting to flicker and fade too, and soon no human, loving or higher spark will be able to inspire the slightest action toward change and they will descend into a sub insect like state where every one of their behaviours is now a bundle of nerves programmed to react to things to do with shadow- see shadow, fap, see sonic, seethe (only this time their response will barely be in English if they can even post, they’re more likely to just hiss at their computer screen). When they die their bodies instantly crumble in a pile of ash, and their weak, pallid little souls are the pity of even lucifer. This is genuinely what you are dealing with when you encounter shadow fans on here. They are diseased. Treat them like terminally ill drug addicts, with pity, but acknowledgement that this was of their own doing and they are too fundamentally broken to ever be helped
Isaac Perez
Not happening
Jacob King
also back on the table
>Isaac
>Bomberman
>Alucard
>Waluigi
>Krystal
>Shovel Knight
>Zero
Jonathan Jackson
>wanting sonic but black
Anthony Evans
Stay back in the cuckshed blandana dweeb
Jason Bennett
Gavin Bailey
>>Spirits and AT are back on the table
>implying its not going to be a new character tied to a DLC or Arms 2 update
John Diaz
Jordan Wood
Wtf based
Parker Perry
Shadow and Otis picking on Reimu has always been my favorite sub meme of the whole Smash Ultimate thing.
Kayden Jenkins
If you wanna play this game?
Then let's fucking go, no calling it quits until the final reveal
to spare my heart. I'm still not expecting anything
Ryder Harris
Are Shadow and Otis immune to Reimu's final smash?
Blake Hughes
Lets go you lolicon faggot, have fun in hell after we BTFO you
Jacob Martin
Her final smash getting the invite
Gavin Reyes
I'm here to help bro
Die in hell
Zachary Gray
Good one
Jaxson Sanders
The dam is broke edge furfag
Hope you enjoy getting your soul crushed a second time
Colton Baker
What are ya waitin’ for shadow? Get in here so we can fuck up reimucucks together!
Josiah Powell
In case you haven't noticed, we're already there.
Cooper Johnson
Based! I will actually buy a switch for real if he gets in
Anthony Diaz
Based Ashleybro we're finally back
Levi Clark
Do you losers seriously care about dlc in a ""fighting"" game that much?
Evan Wood
t. Reimucuck
Justin Wright
COOMERS AND LOLICONS BTFO
Ayden Richardson
Until the bitter end
Ayden Cook
SLURRRPPPPP
Julian Morgan
BASED
Oliver Taylor
....guys?
Julian Peterson
Hold bold of you to assume we won't have the last laugh
Brayden Allen
Wakey wakey
Ethan Mitchell
As a Sonic lover/Touhou hater i'm really getting tired of this rosterfagging. Who cares if he's in? You'll only use him for like 2 hours and then move on
John Rivera
Reimu's time approaches...
Soon. Everyone will be Reimu.
There is no escape from the Reimupocalypse.
Unless you're Sans.
Ryder Gray
Why is Shadow/Otis vs Reimu/other coomerbait actually funny compared to the Springtrap vs Chun Li shit?
Robert Collins
THREAD THEME THREAD THEME youtube.com
John Gonzalez
Parker Gutierrez
Shadow Vs. Reimu was the original, It had soul.
Chun-Li Vs. Springtrap is just discords shitflinging
Matthew Brown
Gavin Ross
Don't be so hasty
I'm not rooting against you
Kevin Fisher
It's to make a point user
Liam Garcia
REMINDER:
Anyone who wants Reimu, Shantae, or Ashley are all pedophiles who lost years ago and have no chance of winning
Jordan Hall
yay, even more pointless shitflinging
it's going to be min min and you dumbfucks are going to piss and moan about that before flooding the catalog when 7 is revealed at e3
Evan Morales
Ashley too, will be Reimu.
Ashley does not have the badass gene required to be immune to Reimu's final smash.
Sans, Chuck Norris, Gigachad, Snoop Dogg, CJ, and Peter Griffin all have said badass gene.
Lincoln Parker
>Good majority of protags have their antags in the game
>Except sonic
EGGMAN BROS UNITE
Evan Harris
Are Shadowchads and Knuckleschads on the same team or...?
Evan Thomas
Of course, Shadow and Knuckles are bros
Adrian Turner
Yes
Parker Morris
Fuck that gif. Shadow is too cool for zoomer shit like dabbing.
Nicholas Williams
Same tea
Minmin means Shadow is fucked but spirits who aren't AT are fair game
Max Brass or Helix means rulesfags were right
Kevin Ward
>Chadowposting is back
Even if it'll just be here for two more months, it'll be worth it
Aaron Nguyen
Don't jump to conclusions
For all we know it's gonna be Twintelle and Sakurai will say "Since Spring Man is already an Assist Trophy, we couldn't use him" and promotionfags will cry for weeks
Gabriel Stewart
Shadow will train all the lolis how to defend themselves from Reimu & co tranny fags
Charles Williams
Shadow is literally zoomercore.
Joseph Thomas
This thread is pure autism
Jace Miller
How the fuck? He debuted in 2001, which was a culturally boomer year.
Zoomer shit begins in 2005.
Thomas Phillips
He literally dabs in Sonic Heroes when he goes through a rainbow ring
Angel Reed
>2001
>Boomer year
LOL
Henry Rodriguez
I know. Isn't it great?
Austin Butler
Promotionfags would cling onto Spirits though
Levi Myers
If it's Twintelle that means spirits are back in play, which means Genofags will never shut up.
Adam Garcia
Tails deserves it more.
William Flores
>Shrek
>Sonic Adventure 2
>Daft Punk
>Melee
>GTA III
>Conker
>old-school R&B
>not boomer
Grayson Gomez
Its Sonic vs Touhou in Smash, what did you expect?
Julian Smith
This is the good shit anons.
youtube.com
youtube.com
Also somebody clue me in to the origin of the Shadow and Cow memeing.
Isaiah Hill
You are not a boomer unless you were born in the 40-60s.
Jayden Ortiz
>Shrek
Zoomer
>SA2
Zoomer
>Daft Punk
Ok
>Melee
Debatable
>GTA III
Ok
>Conker
Ok
>Old school R&B
Ok
Angel Powell
I have Reimu in at least 5 other (good) fangames on the Switch already, why should I want her to be in Smash too
Carter Reyes
Wait a minute, why are they back on the table?
Josiah Jones
Pff. Tails would only be acceptable as an Ice Climbers type deal next to Classic Sonic, nobody actually wants that weak little fuck
Tyler Davis
I'm sorry Shadow, you know it is
a man must stick by his waifu for laifu
Brandon Jones
Some guy used a Shadow reaction when making an anti Reimu copypasta
Another guy posted with Otis reaction pictures while saying Reimu cant get in because "she's an anime character"
Someone then made OP's image and it just stuck especially since it was later updated and filled with waifufag picks yet Otis is still there
Caleb Fisher
People were cheering when he appeared in the film's post credits sequence.
Jayden Wilson
>Shantae, Shovel Knight and Geno all back on the table
The shitposts live again
Jose Russell
None of the things I listed are zoomer. Zoomer shit begins in 2005, although 2004 had a lot of trash too.
Shrek and SA2 were basically 90s holdovers. They literally could have come out in 1999 and you wouldn't know the difference.
Levi Stewart
Jayden Lee
People think the Arms character will be Spring Man or Minmin
Who are AT and spirit respectively
Jose Walker
She's in.
Ayden Jackson
>Reimulesters trembling
>Genopes kneeling
>Ashleypedos quaking
NO MORE GODS
NO MORE GRAVES
Hudson Phillips
BASED
Julian Thompson
>Ashley and Geno
Would actually feel like they have a chance if Shadow got in
Jordan Foster
Isn't Freddy Fazbear in as a Mii Costume?
Evan Garcia
>Another sword user
>Another FE character
Nathaniel Johnson
We really don't know that yet.
Cameron Rodriguez
I dunno why Nintendo didn't just say Arms 2 is happening. The first game sold well enough because that was the only other game available that wasn't a piece of shit at Switch's launch. It'll probably be the new protag for Arms 2.
Dylan White
ALL HAIL SHADOW
Landon White
so basically confirmed to have 9 intricate alt costumes
Dominic Nguyen
Fuck Hat Goomba
Daniel Price
>given an inch
>already claiming victory
Didn't you faggots learned anything with Bandannafags? At least Reimufags will admit that there are other indies Nintendo could choose over their pick.
Brody Long
youtube.com
>those comments
James Taylor
That's not confirmed until June
Cameron Baker
Trailer isn't done rendering
Christopher Green
based
but let's not get too cocky zavbros. shadow is a powerful opponent