Sekiro is a piece of shit and I'm going to kill all of the developers

Fuck this fucking piece of shit game. This game fucking sucks nigger dicks in hell. What the fuck were you thinking when they made this faggot of a game? "Ohh ching ching ching ching ret's trorr de american pig by making shitty ass game oh shing shing ping pong".

This game is a fucking button mashing rhythm game and I'm not hyped up on fucking cocaine enough to keep up with it's retarded bullshit. EVERYTHING KILLS YOU IN 1 -2 HITS and the revival mechanic is completely fucking worthless. They should have just given you a bigger health bar instead of reviving you with a fraction of your health back. Fuck this game, the dodge button doesn't fucking do a goddamn thing and the shinobi arts are fucking faggoty and get me killed when I'm just trying to block. What a piece of shit, the camera fucking randomly unlocks during crucial moments fuck this piece of fucking shit. Fuck you.

This game is a piece of shit, and yea its because it's TOO FUCKING HARD and I'm not sitting in front of a gigantoc mound of cocaine like fucking scarface to get fucked up enough to keep up with it. Fucking kill yourself if you like this game in any way, shape, or form. I'd rather play Dark Souls 2, and I'd rather scrape my nutsack along a cheesegrater than play fucking Dark Souls 2

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git gud

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>le funny "literally impossible" thread.
>Type 148, variation k

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nobody:
gamers: "This game fucking sucks nigger dicks in hell" "Ohh ching ching ching ching ret's trorr de american pig"

hate how Yas Forums invading Yas Forums is why girls are so put off by me playing videogames, please fuck off

>nobody:
Does that mean everyone is talking? What is this double negative shit?

>Yas Forums invading Yas Forums
It's almost like you're some sort of newfag who wasn't here until 2016

>pretending you dont get it
not getting very simple meme formats doesnt make you funny or interesting

People would have helped you and given you tips if you actually typed normally like a proper human being.
But no, fuck off and keep raging worthless scum.

Why did you try to play Sekiro?
Play some burger shit