How has the COVID-19 affected your gaming sessions?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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Type 5: Third world masterrace who take only what they need, have some TP and showers after shitting.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.

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The more this goes on the happier I am that the vast majority of deaths from the coronavirus are the elderly.

>1 roll a day
How much do you shit?

Buy a goddamn bidet gou stupid americans.

Do firstoids really fight over supplies?

Shit son, I thought you guys had money and land to grow your stuff locally. Besides, why the fuck would you stockpile TP instead of washing your ass? That's literally the last fucking thing anyone with a single crease in their brain would do.

More like millennials don't have money to buy shit and sit in their asses for weeks

I'm on vacation right now but we got called in for an "important announcement" so who knows what the fuck is going on. Other then that i spent all my free time gaming anyways so same as always.

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Boomers get their wrinkles when their brain smooths over

I touched my vita again and played Hotline Miami 1-2 on it once I hacked it

Holy shit learn to wipe your ass properly. I still have a roll left from an 8 pack from a year ago.

I'm so sick of the constant divide. fuck off with this shit and fuck off with spreading it

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Nigger, most first world countries have years (and years) of TP stocked in warehouses. There is no real shortage. The stores ran out for a few days because overreacting tards bought more than usual. Before the last roll of TP is moved to a storefront in more than 5 years time we'll have produced another decade's worth.

Where's Type 4:
>Generally boomers
>thinks virus is overblown and not a big deal. Feels invincible due to entire life as middle class+ american
>dies in crowded hospital after being triaged

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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>bait
>scarness mentality vs abundance mentality
look up which one makes you not a cunt, go on.

>Type 3: Millennials

When will these retards learn that the youngest Millennials are literally in their mid 20s and type 3 is actually describing Zoomers?

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nice pasta

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Based TP Poster

never

>being a hoarding retard

if I run out of toilet paper (which probably won't happen since it's not like the supply chain itself is down) I'll just use the showerhead like a bidet and get on with my life

You think 14 year old kids are responsable for buying toilet papir to their household?

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Maybe. I did that when I was 14. But more importantly, there's a good 7 years there of people in their early twenties and late teens who can perfectly fit that category.

It's in situations like this that you can really tell K-selected and r-selected people apart.

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They have terrible diets

i ran out like 3 weeks ago and went to costco and bought a 25 roll pack. there were 7 left.

brainlets are treating this like it's the oregon trail and everyone has dysentery or cholera.

why?

are you fucking eating it or something? a roll alsts me a month and i shit twice a day

>bitch trying to grab multiple packs and fighting over it
>old guy has 2 packs casually walking down the isle
>sees another old guy with none
>gives him a pack

Bingo. “Type 3” buy produce as needed and go on shopping sprees to curb their depression every weekend like most boomers.

>have the covid
>go try and pick up TP because no symptoms yet
>suddenly infect 50 retards at once
These "people" are never gonna make it.

Imagine this lad's shits.

>Just have better parents bro
>Just build your own educational system bro
>Just have your own home and income at 10 years old bro
>Just own a shelter as a kid bro
Lolbertarians are mentally ill

>35
>Prepared for this back in January
>Only go to stores for perishable shit like bread and prescriptions
>Comfy vidya time working from home
>But that's what I always do
COVID-19 hasn't affected me whatsoever.

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Type 4.

Keep living as usual. Was already a hermit and is glad to have an excuse mot to do anything.

That is the most boomer image ive ever seen

>he doesn't have a mask

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I get to actually play games with my friends since they don't have to work or go to school

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I hate Americans.

>boss for months claims that he doesn't like working from home and that it wouldn't benefit our clients and cause further issues, so he doesn't allow it outside of extenuating circumstances
>everyone forced to work from home, things are smooth as fuck
good luck getting the toothpaste back in the bottle old man

>they tell me to stay home
>sit here seeing these clips all week
>now they're forcing me to go out and vote tomorrow

what a world

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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This shit is hilarious.

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where's the one where nothing has changed aside from the minor inconveniences like I can't go inside mcdonalds or go get a haircut?

>The average person uses 1 roll per day

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People on power trips hate things like working from home because they lose a shitload of control. You could be naked, unshowered, and eating a burrito and blasting music while working, and he'd never know, and the possibility of it drives him mad

Type 4:
People that have evolved and use bidets. I watch videos of people fighting over TP and laugh while shooting water up my ass until squeaky clean, then drying off with my designated butt towel... Hmmmyeeeh is good not to be American.

This. Besides, most millenials have been preparing and obeying suggestions to stay indoors. It's zoomers, not millenials, who are still going on spring break and crowding places. Millenials are 25 and older at this point ffs.

Dont need a towel, just do yoga pose infront of a fan to airdry

Power company picks my area to do mantinece hottest day of the week no pc no aircon forced inside fuck this world

please go to a doctor, fuck me user i think you've got crohn's disease.

t. has crohn's disease

1 roll per month perhaps.

Sounds fun but towel is faster.

I'm a "millenial" and I'm mostly Type 1 and wish type 2 people (boomers/gen xers actually) would die in a fire with all their panic buying
Type 3 seem to be people my age or younger who would have the least knowledge to expect something like this.
Fuck panic buying boomers

I got cut from 5 to 3 working days a week.
I can live off 3 days so i'm not stressing yet. Got plenty of time for Animal Crossing and completing the pile of games i've put off.

Anyone notice when driving around that 90% of the people fucking around outside are the elderly?

>lowers immune system reaction
When did this lie start being spread?

>Don't try and improve anything, just give more power and control to government.

its crazy how this has taught me if every restaurant and supermarket shutdown, what the fuck would we do? So many people would literally starve. Crazy how a more convenient society almost always means people become less self reliant

a massive retard with a clean butt - stay stinky poopstain