As an Italian, I feel triggered

And the game also shits on anchovies on pizza.
These motherfuckers never ate a honest to god Napoli Pizza made by the good ass terroni on the next street.

woke as all fuck

I've been saying that for years

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wrong

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Pineapple is actually shit though. I'm not going to be a contrarian just for the sake of it.

Why should you, italian pizza is fekkin disgusting.

I have a colleague that is grossed out by the word moist. Is this some sort of reddit meme?

Damnit I want Filbert on my island

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Why do Italians get so assblasted by the way people enjoy their food?

Do people get mad at shrimp pizza

>meat on pizza

kys

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as an italian i feel spaghetti

lazy villager dialogue in this game is surprisingly great

Because you people do it wrong

Why are Italians the most butthurt when it comes to the authenticity of their food? Literally have Italians bashing other Italians because "this isn't how my nona made it" even though it's how the other persons grandma made the recipe.

>Why do Italians get so assblasted by the way people enjoy their food?
just don't call it italian

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Because you turn most of it into complete shit.

as a moist clown, i feel scared

that looks shitty

>moist clowns

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based

>Why are Italians the most butthurt when it comes to the authenticity of their food?
why are burgers so mad when others make burgers better?

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bro what

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yeah, take a slice of the true amerilard pizza, with plastic cheese on it

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Looks like some lazy cunt tried to make a normal pizza.

do you wanna talk about it filbert or...

No one called it italian, though. It's just spaghetti niggers thinking they have exclusive copyright on pastas and pizzas.
Jesus Christ, you people are fragile.

WHATtheFUCK

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Fucking disgusting pizza rapists. Stop ruining perfection by throwing that nasty shit on good food.

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Does Filbert still have that cool science-y interior to his house? Or does he just have a generic "New Horizons" house he decorates with random garbage?

>thinking they have exclusive copyright on pastas and pizzas.
we do

I have a question for people here.
>Do you hate on pineapple pizza?
>Had you ever eat pizza with pineapple on top?

I love it.
It's called hawaiian pizza.

>hurr stop ruining our dough with tomato sauce and cheese on it
kill yourself luigi

FILBERT WHAT THE FUCK THAT Ain'T NORMAL

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Lol, you can't even spell zucchine right.

>aiuto tha americanos!
stay obsessed, giuseppe

as an italian, I have sahara in town with a server room wallpaper and a flower field floor

I'll be kinda afk, here's the dodo code if you want to drop by
87QV4

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They say it is because Italian food is thought of very highly around the world so they are really sensitive to people messing with it. Even though most of the "Italian food" that people love so much is really bastardized versions of it and wouldn't pass their requirements.

I think it's really because their country is a shithole and the food is the only good part of it so they feel the need to die on that particular hill. No other country gets as buttblasted about people changing their cuisine as Italians. They must just be taught from childhood to get really offended about food because they're literally all like that.

There was some movie where a character said they hated "moist", I think it was Donnie Darko? Anyway, all the bugmen saw that opinion and decided to make it their own so they could pretend they had a personality. It's honestly fascinating, it's like how air force applicants went up massively the year Top Gun released.

Who cares?

le epic caring what people put on pizza twitter meme.

Because they're right and American pizza is shit.

>he doesn't have a wall clown

this kills the Luigi

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context

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These people think pepperoni is a thing and that Fettucine Alfredo are real, there's no point in talking with them, amico mio

I don't hate pineapple on pizza, but I see very little reason to have it as a topping since it makes the pizza taste worse. If you don't care about mixing sweet and savoury, why not put chocolate on a pizza?

I haven't seen a single hopper bug aside from the Tiger Beetle or whatever.

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lol nope
americans improved both foods

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Tomato sauce on bread is an abomination, bread is meant to be eaten plain like God intended

It appears our superiority lead to some controversy

Meanwhile, in Rome...

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Can't get assblasted about your cuisine being bastardized if said cuisine is crap in the first place, cumpà.

>their country is a shithole and the food is the only good part of it
The art and architecture.

I was reluctant to have pineapple pizza, but it is really good with the right toppings.

>There was some movie where a character said they hated "moist", I think it was Donnie Darko?
Yeah it was Donnie's sister IIRC. But I don't think I came from the movie, because the movie was making fun of her for it. I know a lot of people who say they don't like it and it's always women, must be something to do with the sound of the word.

Is any of this memeshittery in the original text?

it's all legit

I think he means if it's the same in Japanese.

He's unironically right

Man I could go for some fucking porchetta right about now.
Or some Lardo di Colonnata.
Infinite tier pork over here.

>thread about Italian food when it's almost lunchtime in Italy
Fuck you OP, you're burning a hole in my stomach.

>Man I could go
I wish I could leave this fucking house

at least I have access to pusy on demand

>Jesus Christ, you people are fragile.
I mean, they ARE Italian, after all

>eats cheesy bread with some leaves on top(calls it pizza)
>eats cheese with worms in it
>eats cheese that smells like diseased feet
>eats ice cream...i mean gelato made from fucking pig's blood
>"MAMA MIA FRUIT ON A-PIZZA THAT'S-A NOT-A ALLOWED"

>even the italians on Yas Forums are getting mad about their food
Literally had a friend fight over his family's recipe from Naples with someone from Rome comparing his family's. These idiots can't even agree with themselves

basically you are doing the equivalent of SIR comics, only instead of gym equipment it's italian recipes

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go jump from a balcony

The thing is sometimes you do want greasy disgusting shit like that.

no italian worth his salt would put fucking meatballs into pasta, this is a very american thing to do and grotesque to the bone

Course not. The topic about pizza and moist clowns is irrelevant to Japan

for me, it's tonno e cipolla.

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pizza is not italian

In my region we also eat friend cow brains and I still think that fruit on pizza is not allowed

>what people think

Don't worry user, I know the truth.

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Italy is just Diet Coke France

seeing this, I immediately water cummed into my own mouth. i (want to) think that most people who shit on italian pizza and claim they prefer american style pizza do so just to rustle people's jimmies. it can't be truthful, this italian pizza is what pizza should be: thin crust, delicious select toppings. god it looks so good, gimme dat

Lovecraft was right about almost everything.

more like France is just gay black Italy

Romans and Napolitans are ready to fight 24/7, put one and the other in the same room and it's just a matter of time before the fists come out.

>As an Italian
You'll be dead soon so it doesn't matter.

>murricans

Well yeah, pizza napoletana is clearly superior.

While we're at it, wherever I tried to eat pic related outside my own region, they were shit.

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Pizza is bread, not toppings
There's toppings *on* pizza but it is not *the pizza*
Same way sushi is the rice, not whatever you eat the rice with, be it fish or something else

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You are not and you don't.
The only things you are is OP and a faggot.

Filbert is giga based

I love Italian food, like Chicago deep dish and cream carbonara

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Truth bomb deployed

>White onion
Gross, otherwise it's my favourite

Pizza was a way to make the best out of leftovers you larping shithead.
So yes yo can put literally everything on there. If it's tasty is another story.

nothing better than a classic italian deep dish pizza, i agree

>first time playing an animal crossing game
>been seeing screencaps of different villagers saying the exact same thing
Are some villagers just copy pastes of others, only with a different skin? That would kind of kill the idea of them having unique personalities for me.

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Looks like roadkill

today I'm gonna order pizza from my local italian restaurant, fuck you Yas Forums for making me burn my hard earned cash during this corona crisis when I'm forced to stay at home and can't earn more

My abruzzese friend I want to let you know that I visit your region exclusively for arrosticini, they are the absolute best.
Part of my family is from Abruzzo so I always take the chance to visit the ol' region and get sick because I chomped on too many of these.

theres maybe like 7 personalities in this game

Yum, tapeworms and horse vagina, my favourite

to be fair, it's not that far from the truth, the top half is pretty legit

meatballs on spaghetti is an american thing
only people 75+ y/o or herding sheep wear that hat
salame piccante, or pepperoni as some tards call it, is not the most popular topping by a long shot

>ITT ameritards pretend to know what a pizza is
kek

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I fuckin wish, we've got the quarantine ffs

Not when it's FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY

Imagine being so fat you have to combine your pizza with a cheese cake to feel satisfied.

Italians are salty that everyone took their recipes and improved them.

They're basically being contrarians about food.

Ehy a good Diavola is nice once in a while.

But if you want the real spicy goodness you gotta spread some 'Nduja on pizza.
I tried it once and I can't go back, it's too good.

>I fuckin wish, we've got the quarantine ffs
tfw no Cioli home delivery

So is the only thing that differentiates the villagers from others with the same personality their catchphrase?

There are a set number of personality types
>Female villagers can be Normal, Sisterly, Peppy or Snooty
>Male villagers can be Smug, Jock, Lazy or Cranky
There's not really a lot of variety there, and because the maximum number of villagers you can have is ten you're guaranteed to have at least two pairs of villagers with identical personalities.

That's awful, what the fuck

What will happen when all the nonnas die from corona and they have to fend for themselves?