Jack.
Jack
Yeah
So what we're just gonna have a Jack thread a day?
Is that a problem?
Tried to post in the waifu thread but I just woke up and...
shity cover shooter
Yeah....
Fine, let's keep it up
>Is that a problem?
Actually yeah
No need to fall to Tali/Liara fags level
Isn't she saying Yep?
Not in 3. She "grew up".
Bioware really put some effort into her face transition
It's pretty wholesome to see Jack turning from edgy prison bitch to a pretty chill teacher who tries to be a role model for other bionics and even tries to limit her swearing.
I always hated her archetype.
Too close to home?
Well yes, unlike many characters she got believable development
Not at all.
>believable development
Aside from the whole bombing that one place magically removed years of torture and all kinds of other abuse from other sources as well.
ME3 as shit as it was made me regret being Talifag.
Well, maybe she got sick of returning back to this bullshit and tried to move on.
>removed years of torture and all kinds of other abuse from other sources as well.
She already overcome trauma caused by other sources from her past when joins you. Pragia was the only problem since she cannot rationalize it, so she wanted to return and destroy it.
>Talifag
Well yeah, Tali literally was turned into living shield for her race getting away with any bullshit and retardation
It's always the damaged ones that are the most fun to deconstruct and rebuild into a normal functioning person
>magically removed years of torture
No, it didn't. Jack wanted to make sure that the place couldn't hurt anybody else, couldn't be used for that reason again.
We had one Jack thread per day this week please stop
I already said this was an accident. Also thanks for that bump.
OP, please. I came here to take a break from the Jack threads on /ck/
Would you rather we had another Tali thread?
We can have as many Jack threads as we want, user.
Cutest ME wife!
Oh, God. The culinary endeavors of Jack are ... sublime.
>Would you rather we had another Tali thread?
It's not like he is anywhere around
Jack is worst girl.
Real men romance Ash or Miranda.
She is difficult to dislike. Even Miranda turns around, by the time of the Citadel party.
THIS. Tali and Liarafags are plebs
I was never really interested in Ashley. Just too vanilla. Miranda has some flair, though.
>Jackfags are at it again
You know, you can come out of the closet at that point. You like damaged goods that looks like a male prison inmate.
Oh, we are around. It's just that the constant
>"thiiiiiieeeeef"
>point out the lack of direct evidence and that it wouldn't even be theft, also official confirmation of innocence from the character writer.
>"HURR DURRRRRR TALIFAGS ARE CANCER CANCER CANCER CANCER"
gets old fast.
Well, I mean it's only a matter of time until the thread derails to
>Tali GTS
>Tali assassinating other characters
>Terrible Tali art and 3D pictures
Tali has a terrible portfolio of content.
Fuck off. Your waifu has an ugly alien face and ugly alien feet.
But she is a thief and you are cancer?
she cute
I don't see that N7 anywhere
Nice
Why should she be a slave to a brand?
But...
Maybe it's closer to the asshole
Bad Angle.
Nothing wrong with vanilla.
She moved it around.
I didn't say it was wrong, just not very interesting.
The problem is that Ashley isn't even vanilla
What else?
BRAP
Bipolar disorder
There's better brap hogs out there, in the franchise. Jack has a petite butte
Ashley? Not likely.
>Not likely.
>ME1
>Shepard why are you working with aliens?
>ME2
>WTF SHEPARD WHY ARE YOU WORKING WITH PRO-HUMANS?!
>ME3
>WTF SHEPARD WHY YOU AREN'T WORKING FOR PRO-HUMANS ANYMORE?!
Talifags on suicide watch
Pro-human TERRORISTS. And in 3 she was still skeptical if you were still working with them or not. Pay attention next time.
I love how Bioware tried to make a degenerate tatted up literal psychopath look good.
She murdered countless people throughout her life for selfish gain or for kicks, by her own admission. But ya know, she just needed some hugs.
I especially love how in the 3rd game they had her babysitting a bunch of biotic teens. Like they rewrote her completely into some gruff but loving lady when in the second game, she was held in a container because of how vicious and psychopathic she was.
Bioware has some of the worst writers.
What now?
She has the worst ass by far, it's square
>literal psychopath
Source?
>She murdered countless people throughout her life for selfish gain or for kicks, by her own admission. But ya know, she just needed some hugs.
Well isn't it simmilar to Mowgli-syndrome reabilitation?
>Like they rewrote her completely into some gruff but loving lady when in the second game, she was held in a container because of how vicious and psychopathic she was.
But it's false?
Mmm nice
Ash
DOES SEXING A CHICK IN THE FIRST MASS EFFECT RUIN YOUR CHANCES TO FUCK JACK IN ME2 AND ME3?!?!?!
>She murdered countless people throughout her life for selfish gain or for kicks
She was conditioned by Cerberus to orgasm every time she killed someone. If you talk to her, she tells you that, back in Pragia, they would fill her up with drugs, probably endorphins, every time she killed a kid she had been forced to fight. As for the selfish gain, she tells you that it merely evens up her odds for survival. "Ever ytime someone dies and it isn't me, my chances of survival go up" or something to that extent. Jack was simply never taught better.
>But ya know, she just needed some hugs
Not exactly, but yeah, it's part of the entire process.
>I especially love how in the 3rd game they had her babysitting a bunch of biotic teens. Like they rewrote her completely into some gruff but loving lady when in the second game, she was held in a container because of how vicious and psychopathic she was
The change already happens in ME2. Jack likes being part of the SM. Pick her to lead the Fire Team and it becomes pretty obvious. Not so much, if you ditch her, fuck her or generally dismiss her, but she goes through that progress. Not sure if her position in ME3 is warranted, but that goes more to show that Bioware needed her to be pre-occupied with something in ME3, so as to cut corners on her content, because it would be too much work, in too little time for content that not many would otherwise experience.
>Bioware has some of the worst writers.
Agree with you there.
What's a good alternative to Mass Effect that doesn't kick you in the balls?
I wish. Ash has noodled for arms, as every other female in the ME franchise.
No. Go ahead.