VORT’D

I was thinking while playing alyx, if half life was real you just know someone would have tried fucking these things or a Headcrab or something. Given how violent native Xen fauna is animal fuckers were all probably eradicated.

One's the bum and one's for cum!

Attached: 1571281869883.jpg (540x489, 145.39K)

one drop rule
one drop of whitoid blood is all it takes to turn a human being into a degenerate animal fucker

>implying vort would actually give it to degenerate human scum

Does this also include you?

Vortigaunts are coterminous. That means if anybody fucked a vort at ANY point in time, they can see it for themselves.

I think they're just little indentations, not orifices.
The HL1 vorts had very bumpy looking skin with indentations all over.

Attached: C3a2a0001.jpg (900x720, 419.8K)

>Main enemy type in the first game
>Friendly in the second game
>No explanation as to why
Shit writing

....You literally free them from slavery

god I wish that were me

Vortigaunts are actually the playerbase

Look at them nigger.
>magic alien slave collars and shackles in the first game
>they're free in the second game

There is an explanation - they were slaves and you freed them.

Not our fault you weren't paying attention.

huh sounds like what happened to you last week
lol joke you wish you were gettting as much action as that vort, kissless incel

>how this make u feel human boi

you just KNOW

Attached: 1570692613445.jpg (1473x1147, 360.05K)

C U T E
U
T
E

I think Vortiguants are really cute

Going through that parking garage with alyx in the beginning of episode 2 I think, is the greatest single section of a videogame

Correct me if I’m wrong but aren’t they clearly enslaved in the first game? Straight down to not fighting you in parts of Zen?

thought the orange was two eyes and a great big happy mouth

It's on episode 1, when you are trying to get to the surface.

But fuck it, I hate headcrabs, zombies and zombines. Fuck that part, I hate horror sections.

>sector is... *groan* not secure
I have to say I love the zombine sounds.

Attached: 1576101443135.jpg (340x269, 7.24K)

>all those moments where you set your foot on a fragile floor and fall down in desperation. Fuck the guy who had that idea, and fuck black headcrabs, those abominations will be in my personal hell if satan is clever.

They are, I also find those houndeyes cute.
But not headcrabs, I would shoot the ass of Lamar if I could.

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 128.65K)

GORDON
GORDON LISTEN
I NEED YOU TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
HURRY GORDON BEFORE THE SUPRESSION FIELD GETS BACK UP

Cute??!?

Cute!

Attached: 1565388484385.jpg (450x450, 34.78K)

Valve may have gone too far on some places

Attached: valve.png (613x101, 5.65K)

pls no bully lamarr

Why would doctor Kleiner keep one of those pests? After what it did to his buddies, also i'm tired of getting watermelons to feed that thing,

ok mohammed

user, you're not an animal person?

Attached: untitled.jpg (980x990, 275.46K)

>alyx gets creeped out by brain injury vort who is clearly trying to be welcoming and accommodating, deadass leaves him behind awkwardly after he points her in the right direction
>regular ass vort that acted just as cryptic and didnt help as much gets a kiss
why'd she do it to him bros

Attached: Screenshot_137.png (1198x586, 1.01M)

>left with only a toaster of a laptop
>hasn't been re-released
>No way to play HL2
God I wanna play it again so bad.

She was 19 and like a lot of teenagers probably still a huge cunt. By the time of Ep 2 she was 24 and like most people around that age finally reaching mental maturity, so between her own mental maturation, and life experiences probably learned to be a lot more accepting and accommodating of the Vorts.

how damn toaster is it nigga? Any toaster from the past decade should run it.

Attached: 1573278150648.png (1380x1169, 429.24K)

How do vortigaunt + human babies look like?

character development?
naaaaaaahh she just hates retards.

i demand she answers for her sins by taking on his brain injury

Like you're mom but less fat.

*vort noises*

I HAVE A BRAIN INJURY
MY BRAIN HAS BEEN INJURED
OW

I like to imagine her interactions with the vorts in this game help her change her mind about them.

you can see hes got a huge hole on the left side of his head
fuck combine

specs?

serves him right

cuuuute

Why do they look so retarded in HLA? They look like mutated humans instead of Vorts.

Don't the Vorts in Episode 2 literally save her life?

you are a dumb dude
he is pure

I liked how the zombine sounds took a step further the idea that headcrab victims aren't exactly dead, with all the weird biotech augmentation that combine soldiers undergo.

It happens sometimes.

Attached: serveimage.jpg (800x600, 37.01K)

based

her dad is black and her mum is asian

she isn't white