Lol artoria can't swim

lol artoria can't swim

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Gonna ruin your fancy hairdo doggy paddling around bitch!!!!

>you will never swim with seiba
why even live

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HHHRRRRRNNNGGGGGG

I've never played/read this shit. Do King Arthur and Leonardo Da Vinci willingly swap genders or is it an alternate universe thing?

It makes sense. Why would a battle commander bother learning to swim if they could just walk on water? It's not like there were medieval submarines or some shit.

she can swim now though. Sorry the visual novel isn't canon anymore. Only FGO canon exists.

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>he doesn't know

Leo is the ultimate v bro and just changed into a girl because he wanted to, Arthur was always a girl.

King Arthur was always a girl but hid her identity because she felt Britain needed a King, the disguise worked because she stopped aging after pulling the sword from the stone so everyone figured she was just a pretty boy like the rest of the Round Table were.
Da Vinci though was male but when summoned turned himself into the Mona Lisa cause he's fucking weird like that.

>King Arthur
Was always a girl in main fate universe and just kept it hidden for political reasons
>Da Vinci
He just liked his Mona Lisa waifu so much he decided to become Mona Lisa

King Arthur was always a girl in this universe, a sort of play on the Beardless King idea. On the other hand, Leonardo da Vinci was so enamored with the Mona Lisa he decided to become her.

>he doesn't know
Nothing is non canon in nasuverse

Da Vinci does, Artoria was always a girl, history just got it wrong.

I am unironically obsessed with her.

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What are some characters who can't swim

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Charmander

post more seibas for my collection, it demands more

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JUST J J J JAM IT IN

>unironically obsessed with her
There's a strange melancholy to the fact that Saberfags used to be so numerous, but now that Fate is more popular than ever she (at least her regular vanilla self) has faded into the background. Keep the torch going, user, I mean that genuinely.

Fate was a fucking mistake

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But she doesn't swim in F/GO

claude

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Halo definitely can’t swim

I feel like I've been summoned. Where's Warrior of Light?

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I want to swim on that butt.

OG Saber will always be the best to me.

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How is Halo supposed to impress his girlfriend Samus if he can't swim? Metroid is going to make fun of him so much.

Wow, Arthur is a whiny bitch.

I will forever love her. The saberfaces that she inspired owe a level of respect to her because without her they wouldn't exist. I wouldn't say she's "faded" to the background though, she's still immensely popular and gets merchandise regularly. Just wait when/if a proper Fate route gets an adaptation and then the Saberfags get a new burst of wind beneath their sails. She'd go down as legacy character in the history of anime. She's made an undeniable impact on the medium and especially the franchise as a whole.

Also, she's still the face of FGO, which probably confuses quite a lot of the player base that barely knows her.

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it really is a shame, everyone's jumped onto big tiddy Lancer Artoria or MHX and their alters, nobody seems to care about the original Seibah.

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she looks white though

I mean halo is a cool guy, he kills aliens and stuff

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I mean to be fair, wasn't it that like 90% of the population didn't know how to swim until like the renaissance? I remember reading that somewhere. I mean sailors and stuff would obviously know how, but like swimming wasn't "invented" yet so to speak.

Fine by me. I've seen how the fans of those shitty ripoffs depict and treat those characters. I'm convinced all Titoria fanboys are just cuckfags. Artoria fanboys aren't like that.

>"japanese king arthur can't swim?"
>"damn that's kawaii. i think i'll buy another saber figure"

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CUTE!

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She is the cutest.

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Go fuck yourself you piece of useless shit

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Where did you get this picture of me? Am I being doxxed?

>like swimming wasn't "invented" yet so to speak.
Imagine if single-human flight was actually possible this whole time, just nobody had figured out the right movements yet

What a cute little butt

No she fucks your adopted son that became a sociopathic lunatic because he looked up to you and got him to stop.

You are a terrible father.

Care to try some things out? For the sake of science?

You are a degenerate. Simply put.

this is from the OG porngame, Saber is going to get the D in the Sauna.

No, you go fuck yourself, you manchild. That's right, yourself because I'm fucking Irisviel and your son.

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What is the Lady of the Lake thinking during all of this?

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actually sat through this - youtube.com/watch?v=E94Y55MOfso

I miss pre fgo fates

Female Arthur is a alt universe thing but so is the male one it's all kinds of fucky
Da Vinci is just a pervert that chose his servant form to be the Mona Lisa

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Fgo is peak fate

not if I fuck your entire family first

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>fucks Kiritsugu's wife (you know they did some taco bumping)
>fucks his son
>would probably fuck his daughter
Will she ever be stopped?

Yes

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>Still no H. P. Lovecraft as a servant in FGO

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I wanna surprise buttsecks her

You have Abigail

not until she finishes by impregnating his wife and daughter then getting pregnant with shirous kid forever ensuring she has taken over the Kerry linage

Abigail is shit pedobait

I want Lavinia as well

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I want to have a nice and relaxing evening with her with tea talking about our day

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Wow something lovecraft and Abigail share in common then they're both shit

He would be able to summon Eldritch Horrors and Elder Gods at will, too OP, unless they make a Grand Foreigner class.

>Arthur
She knew people wouldn't rally behind a Queen so she pretended to be a dude
>Da Vinci
FGO is a shameless cashgrab that makes most of its money by genderbending 70% of all historic figures with flimsy excuses. FGO drones who spent hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars on jpegs will defend it by saying that the original novel did it so it's ok to do it to every other character

What if he could only summon a brown catgirl?

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While you're talking, can you mention that I need to speak with her? I need her blessing to gay-marry her son, you see.

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>Lavinia
Isn't she super popular when it comes to fanart and selling merch, I wonder why she hasn't been added as a servant.

I want to cook her food and share a meal together.

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>share
>lol tentacles
>but she's under the influence of an old god I swear!
She has absolutely nothing to do with Lovecraft. The cat is a better Lovecraftian character.

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Nah, catgirl would be like his familiar or something like that, she comes with Lovecraft as a package deal.

>yuriniggers

4 billion dollars.
sensortower.com/blog/fate-grand-order-revenue-4-billion

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i have so much lewd of this character and i dont even know what theyre from

Why would I care about this Agrias ripoff

It could make 100 trillion dollars and it would still be the blight that shit on something i liked

Too bad.

I'd say genderbend Arthur is shit too.

It really is

No, not really.