How I'm surviving the downtime

whiskey is whiskey, assclown.

>cheap whiskey
lölz

>Shit taste, Jack Daniels is garbage. Try not to embarrass yourself next time faggot.

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I'll be a little jealous if that's a cute femboy

>whiskey is whiskey, assclown

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Show us your feminine penis

drink a vb or fuck off

Post more of your feet.

oh man i am so jelly, i definitely want to be overstressing my liver with cheap whiskey while a disease that attacks the immune system is going around

alcohol is disgusting

I'm sorry you have shit taste, but even Evan Williams Black is better and it's cheaper. Buffalo Trace or Eagle Rare is where it's at.

Doesn't matter how expensive the whiskey is if you mix it with cola like you should.

>Jack Daniels
Kids raised by single mothers are the worst.

>tfw no quarantine whiskey and benis

Jack Daniels costs a god damn fortune and all it does is pretend to be a bourbon. It's not even a bourbon, it's just a shit-tier whiskey they charcoal filtered into technical drinkability. Fucking embarassing trash beverage. If you're gonna kill yourself drink a couple handles of Evan Williams, at least it's a real bourbon even if it does taste like a rotten cock.

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I've drank red label, black label and jack daniels and jack daniels is very very inferior to black label in just about everything

>television and a bottle of jack daniels

You twitterfaggots are made in a factory or something? Are you all clones from each other?

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Post your feminine penis

Look at all those people pretending they heat up a whiskey to taste if the wood used for the barrel comes from Wakanda or Narnia.

Give it a rest fags. You trying to feel superior because of your drinking habits? I met vegans that are more chill than you clowns.

Why not just get Maker's Mark or Wild Turkey instead?

>in

Isn't it past your bedtime?

What does your boyfriends cock look like?

>Doesn't matter how expensive the whiskey is if you mix it with cola like you should.
You shouldn't, that's the point.

Christ.

you mean this fake pretend pandemic is supposed to kill me or something, cough-cough, yeah, I've had the flu before, big whoop, you get over it when you aren't already sick, sorry for you grandpa.

i'd rather drink vodka

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Haha, cola goes hissssss

It's a beverage that costs your kidney, maybe both, it should in the very least be good, if not great quality, not some mass-produced memetic shit that everyone knows is trash.

Friends don't let friends parade bullshit Jack Daniels

>he doesn't drink Jameson and Gingerale

user, are you a retarded person?

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Hello Freshman year of college.

>drinking bourbon

lmao enjoy your hemorrhoids amerit*rd

>believing the forced government-led paranoia.

yea, ok, bluepiller.

>whiskey
oh, hi grandpa
>vodka
oh, hi frat-boy

Who here is a superior

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if you're gonna insult, why not go all in and not censor your oh-so-naughty word?

just ignore the bait, user

I'd rather drink alcohol

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do you know someone even sick?

oh hi, mom

Just drink Everclear user, no need to get crazy.

why do your arms have feet on the ends

kek

>wine has become a middle-aged woman drink

I don't know what to feel about this.

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I do. Shit is real, whether you want to believe it or not.

This is a rumchad thread. Wines are good with dinner and impressing girls/faggots, but drinking wine alone is depressing.

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Fuck strong alcohol. Anyone who pretends this shit has a taste besides the throat burning is a pretentious shit.

Just drink fruit ciders.

Wine is a drink that was literally invented for women

Are you perhaps a old lady?

who /whiterussian/ here?

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Find yourself trying to impress faggots often?

Where have you been for the last 70 years?

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo just post pussy already

It makes perfect sense too because wine gets you drunk faster then beer, so you can get the woman drunk and at your house faster.

why the fuck do people care about the taste of booze? aslong as it gets you shifaced who cares.

Moonshine shits on all your pussy legal alcohol.

sry, r they an old person?

because a good glass of wine is like poetry

and it gets you shitfaced

>drinking booze to get shitfaced
yikes

>he has to mix his hard drinks with sweet sugary drinks because his infantile palate can't handle the alcohol
lol what a fag

Poetry is shit tho

Literally anyone with the slightest shred of standards, that's who. Go back to shotgunning Natty Ice

based
ironically, actual child detected

I drink it for the taste and to get tipsy. Getting completely shitfaced is a horrible experience.

actual pleb detected

>he failed the cola filter test
yikes

Why is jack deniels the go to liquor for normies?
Anyone who actually drinks regularly knows its dogshit.

>like the taste of booze
>hate being drunk

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Well at least my drink doesn't alienate women and that is why I get so much pussy, and if my sophisticated and elegant tastes are not going to be appreciated around you filthy subhumans, I'm going to take my Saint Laurent Light Red that harmonizes well with rich fish and seafood, white meat and roasted vegetables with me to a place where I am appreciated.

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you can always spot a tranny by the shape of their knees

In case he trips.

spoiler alert: there exists no place where you are appreciated

>Not doing psilocybin and enjoying the great weather
What's your excuse?

There's your mom's bed

>evan williams better
>any american whiskey other than 10isee
american whisky is trash, drink scotch or put it in your fucking purse nubile

I have two dads dumbass