What vidya will you buy with you Trumpbux, Yas Forums? For me, it's an Index

What vidya will you buy with you Trumpbux, Yas Forums? For me, it's an Index.

>Under the draft bill, single Americans would receive $1,200, married couples would get $2,400, and parents would see $500 for each child under age 17. However, the payments would start to phase out for individuals with adjusted gross incomes of more than $75,000, and those making more than $99,000 would not qualify at all. The thresholds are doubled for couples. About 90% of Americans would be eligible to receive full or partial payments, according to estimates by the Tax Policy Center. Lawmakers set aside $250 billion for the so-called recovery rebates.

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nothing for neets. oh no we got too cocky.

It said 90% of Americans are eligible.

if you're claimed as a dependent by your parents you dont get jack shit. sucks. i wanted to get an xbox one x.

Are you fucking serious? Even if I have a job?

>50% goes to megacorps with stock buyback history

>and those making more than $99,000 would not qualify at all
I'm going to cough on everyone I see if this passes.

Yeah. Trust me im fucking pissed too. I filed taxes in 2018 but since im claimed as dependent i dont get a cent of those trumpbux.

Do you live at home?

Yes.

Do you have a source.

You have to have filed your own taxes in 2017, 2018 and 2019 IIRC.

They probably stole more from people in falsely claimed income tax in those years than they're getting rebated.

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Congress isn't fucking your country with 6 trillion's worth of inflation in a time of national emergency so drooling retard NEET babies could buy bing bing wahoo with it, asshole. It's so that people who lost their jobs due to social upheaval resulting from the virus wouldn't die of fucking starvation, it's infuriating to see posts like this on here.

but will it pass the house?? and does anyone still play video games?????????????

Going to buy Bloodstained. Recommend me some other Metroidvania games on Steam too.

It's literally a stimulus plan. To stimulate the economy. In other words, go out and buy shit.

did you expect to see people posting about what bills they were gonna pay or what groceries they were gonna pick up with their trumpbucks on a video game forum?

If you're already dependent why do you need money nerd? Go beg mom for a share of the tax return.

>under $99,000 because I was tech making six figs in Silicon Valley, but moved to the based midwest
hah. get fucked silicon virgins. gettin me some trumpbux and keeping my sweet ass cost of living in my comfy "flyover" state.
Think I'll go use my bux at a bar to celebrate. Too bad you can't do the same, because you're in lockdown.

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Because I'm fucking working and entitled to the money every other worker is.

I thought Americans thought policies like this was literally communism.
What changed?

No because the world is kind of ending and there more important things going on right now

$3900 Trump bux coming my way!

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I hope you patriots remember to shred those stimulus checks to avoid the slippery slope into socialism.

But you're not actually working for food or rent, your parents are. The money is to survive not so you can buy fucking animal crossing.

welcome to republican bills, the super rich get
a truck load of money with no questions ask.ed The working class has to squeeze water out of a rock for every penny

Sweet, I can finally buy that sex doll I've had my eye on

how did you not expect these threads to be full of sociopaths

It started to directly benefit them personally

the government said a good amount of people aren't allowed to work at the moment, do you live under a rock?

Are you independent and filed in 2016? If not then you get shit. Trump says get fucked.

t youtube.com/watch?v=IB44ZZda2G0

Right wing politicians realizing they could get slaughtered at the polls even with all their voter suppression and gerrymandering if they gave the left a talking point by going against this, especially since most americans live paycheck to paycheck

Remember this in November.

No, I expected video game discussions about topics unrelated to this one.
And you'll fund all the waiters and dishies (people whose jobs are actually in danger) by giving Gaben more money through buying games on Steam, right?

Why the fuck would an adult be claimed as a dependent? Grow up

Why would they limit it to incomes below $99,000? It's not like we don't need to buy food and pay utilities.

Key reminder that you'll have to pay this back next tax season.

That doesn't really change what it is. A stimulus package.
The usual right wing response to such a situation is just that everyone should have just saved up beforehand in preparation for the potential of such a tragedy happening. And if they didn't? Then that'd be on them.

college kids, neets, etc. fuck off.

I get nothing because my mother claimed me as a fucking dependent

Waiters? No, they can get fucked

I'm 19.

why topics other than this one? Through the question of what video game are you getting you end up at a video game discussion which is what a video game discussion board is for.

Correct me if I'm wrong here but where does this money come from? Isn't it basically inflation out the asshole, literally printing money?

>leaving home at 18
How much does your family hate you

>you get free money if you file taxes, not if you pay taxes, just file them
>wow? fucking greedy

Breh, you’re pathetic.

mate you sound like you're arguing with a strawman in your head, i'v heard that response before for sure but the situation is a bit different when the government itself is putting restrictions that don't allow people to make any income.

This only makes sense if they have a way to guarantee people who lost their jobs are spending their time learning a new skill and not playing Animal Crossing.

That’s called a paycheck, numbnuts. If you’re a dependent to your parent, I don’t even consider you an adult. You aren’t entitled to shit

Its actually just a tax return advance. You get 1200 now but you get 1200 less at your next tax return

>more than $100,000 income
>still live paycheck to paycheck
Really?

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>Do you have a source.
Read the fucking bill

>pandemic is tearing through america in March
>stimulus isnt reaching Americans until May

this has nothing to do with pandemic relief, this is shareholder relief.
Lawmakers have already admitted that mass death is preferable to loss in shareholder income. We know where their allegiance lies.

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Americans are communists when it suits them

Ikr? What kind of irresponsible trailer trash doesn't put thousands away for a potential pandemic the kind of which happens like once in a century

that image is retarded commie shit

Beware Greeks bearing Gifts Anons, you have to pay this back in your next Tax returns

Kill niggers. Kill kikes. #Trump2020 reich GAS THE KIKES.

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Nigger I’m 32. If you’re that young, your parents definitely should be the ones getting the stimulus money since you’re a fucking teenager

>if you're claimed as a dependent
Why would you be claimed as a dependent if you're an adult?

You are an adult aren't you? Working and supporting yourself, right?

>like once in a century
i think you mean +20 times a century

it's not a tax return, it's a tax credit which is a different thing than a return.

If everybody gets $1200, nobody gets $1200.

Were you complaining when Trump put 1.5 trillion into the stock market for a 10 minute gain? Personally I'm annoyed there's another half trillion in this bill for even more corporate bail outs

Man children

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people who live paycheck to paycheck, so like 90% of amercians
Trump literally bows to israel you edgy little 14 year old

direct deposit are planned to get it by april 6, only people waiting for checks are expected to wait till may

>What vidya will you buy with you Trumpbux, Yas Forums? For me, it's an Index.
I'm an adult so i'll be putting my Trumpbux towards ensuring I don't become fucking homeless.

Grow the fuck up.

It was literally a republican who put the idea out. Now, I’ll give you credit, he 100% put it out thinking the rest of the senate R’s and Trump wouldn’t bite and it would make Trump look bad and him good just for recommending it but they all went for it.

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Probably because if you're making $99k or more you are most likely working a job way too important to be deemed "non-essential" by the company or government. Thus you are probably still working as we speak. Or you have non-shit paid leave benefits that the average American would kill for.

kill incels
kill neets
Yas Forums spergs are all subhuman trash that deserve to be gassed in the oven


gas yourself KIKE

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>with adjusted gross incomes of more than $75,000
Fuck you too.

lowest iq post itt

I wasn't complaining because I'm not a burger. I know very little economy and even less of murrikan economy but I do know printing money is bad long term.

do americans really?

it's an interest free loan that you pay back over the next 3 years

I was, yeah. A stock market bailout is the dumbest shit. You’re supposed to buy when it gets low, but all these retards are selling. Nobody should be bailing them out

If I don't get my hard earned Trumpbux I will NOT vote for Trump.

No its not

wear the yarmulke, republican

>Trump literally giving everybody access to HL Alyx for free
Based beyond belief

So neets don't get anything?

>For me, it's an Index.
>i wanted to get an xbox one x.
Why so many retards buying trash lately

euromuslim tranny kikes in this thread are seething.


but now they all go into the oven...

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>implying the majority of "''working adults""" won't just blow their money bullshit they don't need

That's not the case. I have liquidable assets to buy what I need. But just because we make more we're expected to be the only ones acting like adults and actually keeping a rainy day fund? It just feels like we're being punished, the quoted in the OP already says 90% of Americans qualify, why are they being jews instead of just being fair to the remaining 10%?

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cope harder snoyfag

gas yourself KIKE

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That actually makes a lot of sense, thanks for clarifying.

it's correct you submissive faggot

going to college you daft cunt

So do full time college students get nothing?

>americans living paycheck to paycheck are lazy and irresponsible!

>big business profits are disrupted for two weeks
>they beg congress for a bailout
can't make this shit up, they will call you weak and then scream and beg and kneel and cry and kiss up when it's their turn for gibs

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Are you autistic or being obtuse on purpose? The reason I didn't expect this shit on here is because it's baffling to spend a relief package on stuff like video games, not because I expected discussion of bills or groceries, funny retard. Stop bugging me with your inane faggotry.

Do businesses pay back their "loans" too?

Why would anyone work when the Govt pays you to stay at home? Seriously, why would you want this virus to go away anytime soon when you can stay home playing games or doing other shit? The only people mad are jews, thots who can;t travel for mun instapics, and normies who want to go to bars and pay 40 bucks for a bottle of beer.

can't wait for the guillotine

kill yourself

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how does that work? i was a dependent last year but no longer
none of us have filled taxes yet so what's what

Yes, actually. Personal autonomy is valued incredibly high in American culture.

let's make it more clear

for anyone not making 6 figures, you cant save a rainy day fund

it's almost impossible

Imagine telling people on a site literally dedicated to video games to "grow up"

because fuck pajeet and fuck microshit LMAOOOOO

mitt is considered a rino but trump and his red hat army nowadays.

You didn't answer my question faggot.

Compensation to people for the government literally stopping you from being able to work ain't the same as gibs for niggers and useless meme degree baristas.

Give us a source you retarded faggot.

>americans
>personal autonomy

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So if you're on social security you don't get anything? I don't care about myself but my parents are retired and haven't worked for a while. They deserve this extra money. Especially because they're more susceptible to the virus.

This coronashit is expected to last 18 months. You're not going to be allowed back at work for 18 months, and you're cheering and applauding for a thousand bucks?

Aren't the 90% of Americans that are eligible for this shit going to be dead in 18 months if all they get is thousand dollars?

>corporations get trillions
>you get crumbs via a loan on your taxes
They couldn't even give you $1000 no strings attached.

>be in college full time
>be working part time job
>undoubetdly spend more of my time being productive than 90% of americans
>still don't get stimulus package
I didn't start hating trump until a month ago, but holy shit he is such a cunt. I just wanted to get away from everything for a weekend with my gf.

Nothing, because the thing will never pass

>for the first time on record
Only because their records only go back as far as WW1 the big fucking dummies. Being able to move out and immediately buy your own property on adulthood was a fucking Boomer fluke thanks to the post war economic bubble.

what the fuck do you expect out of Yas Forums you fucking mong, like i said this is a place to discuss video games so of course the people here are going to discuss putting the trumpbucks towards video games. do you also go the /fa/ and get mad at them for discussing what clothing pieces they're gonna buy with their trumpbucks? Not everyone is in a situation where they NEED the 1200 and i'd wager a good deal of the faggots spending their time on Yas Forums are part of that group so guess what, they're gonna spend that 1200 on shit other than groceries and they're going to discuss it here. If that bugs you so bad become a janitor and remove the threads you sperg.

Well you’re definitely earning less than 99k as a student. Wouldn’t that mean you get the full amount?

Yas Forums is a cesspit of untermensch mischling trash. 100% of these millennial parasites are destined to die from this based plague. i hope this plague never ends. god bless the reich. this plague is a long overdue purge, an ethnic cleansing. the final solution. and now they all go into the oven...

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Grow up.

>tfw a neet who lives off investments
>tfw took all my money out of the market back in Feb against my fiduciary's advice because I saw the shitstorm coming
>fidouche was telling me what was happening in China wouldn't come here and it'd all blow over
>tfw if I left it with him I'd have lost about a million in a month
>tfw going to reinvest when this shitstorm ends
Got ~2.5 million in the bank right now, feels great. I really hope this keeps getting worse because all that means is everything will be even cheaper when I buy back in.

Seethe

>going to college
>paying to get (((educated)))
>working like a slave next to it
Might as well end it all

I'm either getting the TMNT '89/Turtles in Time 1up cabinet, or waiting to see if they announce the rumored Marvel vs Capcom/X-Men vs Street Fighter cabinet.

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>Trumpbux
Not sure I'd call them that considering the democrats were pushing for more per person per month and the current legislation is being held up by republicans objecting to the trumpbux part.

ehhh that's not really what happened
twitter.com/davidfickling/status/1238208213184626693

i already filed and got my return for this year but apparently if you didn't file yet they use your 2018 filing which i guess means you're shit out of luck if they see your parents claiming you as a dependent.

Aren’t chinks getting immune and nogs generally unaffected by the virus?

$60 for a game is a drop in the bucket out of $1200 you preachy fuck. Of course people are going to spend a little on themselves

Have fun offing yourself in 25 years when you realize how alone and pathetic your life is.

Last one was the Spanish flu almost exactly 100 years ago

Even if you're a NEET, your lifestyle is built off of other people going to work to provide the services you do use, as limited as they are on NEETbucks.
If everyone is freaking out over this virus forever there will be too few people keeping things running smoothly, even if normally we live in massive excess to the point where this isn't even a consideration.

I kind of get you on the "why work when you have another option" bit though, money would be a good answer to that, you get shit as a NEET.

read the fucking bill you piece of shit scumbag dong polishing double faggot. its public:
assets.documentcloud.org/documents/20059055/final-final-cares-act.pdf
go to page 145 and scroll down

How is working every day at Burger King which isn't shut down by the way not being grown up.

fucking really dude

>having to pay back the 2.4k they give you
wtf is this horseshit?

Did you unriconically think post-50s america would do literally anything for the good of its people with no catch while not gouging itself on corporation cock?

Oh, go volunteer at a soup kitchen, faggot.

Apparently people are saying you had to have filed taxes last year for them to give you this money. If you don't make any income, you don't get a cent.

Things are usually valued higher when they aren’t common, my friend

I make around $600 a month in shitty porn commissions and haven't made enough to file taxes in years so I doubt I'd be able to take advantage of this at all.

So where's the watchdog here? What's stopping the people who are out of work and clamoring for trumpbux from just sitting on a couch eating TV dinners instead of giving back to the economy by learning a new skill during the time period?

>single Americans would receive $1,200, married couples would get $2,400

isnt that redundant

seethe harder kike

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from what i've read that's how they're figuring it out so year. if you didn't file your 2019 yet they got by 2018. sorry user seems like you're out of the tumpbuck game.

Those things suck dude, trust me I have one and extensively modded it.

Yeah, enjoy the dead-end corporate job in your sad little cubicle after your inevitable divorce. Don't forget to pay back your loans!

I also want you to remember that your taxes literally go into my pocket for sitting at home, playing video games, reading and working out while I'm on "permanent work leave".

They still need to eat. They will get it one way or another.

Jew

>pampered S.W.E.A.T. pledge boomers tell you that you're lazy for demanding paid time off
>their weak old lungs fill with fluid during the worst pandemic in a century and they die
Can't wait. God, 2020 is a great year

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It's $2400 each for a total of $4800 if you're married.

>Parents will get $2400
>Brother, sister and I will each get $1200
Noice

Pelosi has killed the vote for it three times now because she's trying to sneak the entire Democrat 2020 agenda as a requirement for the bill.

Do you think people who predominantly make their money off of tips like waiters, servers and valets, and strippers will get nothing because they get such a low wage and dont file their taxes?

I'm gonna pay for car insurance for one year to Mr. Kikeberg

Actually, most of the current information surrounding who is getting paid is out of date and it may still apply to you.

National Socialism is a good thing.

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But how do you explain diamonds being worth so much?

Even after modding it? I've been watching videos on putting in better joysticks/buttons, and tricking it out with LED light strips and light up marquees, in addition to obviously adding more games to it.

> The reason I didn't expect this shit on here is because it's baffling to spend a relief package on stuff like video games, not because I expected discussion of bills or groceries, funny retard.

I'm still going to work and getting paid, my $1200 is to stimulate the economy, and I am going to stimulate the fuck out of it with all the stupid shit I'm going to buy.

what happens if you were basically homeless for the last year?

As far as I know, you need to have filed a 2018 tax return to qualify for this, right? So probably not.

the only horseshit is the one you're spreading user, why are you like this?

I’m currently reading the bill on CNN and I’m not that far yet you shit filtering troglodyte. My point is NEVER spew shit out of your ass without a source.

Wagie wagie give me you wagie
Sheckleberg needs to buy his 10th penthouse apartment because $500 billion weren’t enough.
Please goy, you don’t need that much money

stay homeless, scum

The good thing is that NEETs arent getting a single dime.
Should I get a xbox series X or ps5 with my trumpbucks? Maybe both?

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Don't spend like a BR, even if you don't get your ass pounded on taxes next year from this hand-out you shouldn't spend government stimulus on something dumb like that. Use it for rent/mortgage/house tax and food.

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You do all that and still earn $90,000? If not, you still qualify for the money

I don't know how you're all in such high spirits. I'm working from home and my work-load has pretty much doubled.

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No. It's 2400 total. Why would it be 4x if you're married?

@500690114
actual cringe
Imagine thinking just because you go to college that you're ending up in a cubicle, step outside for once other than the bar.
>bragging about NEET bux
At least you do it here where you're anonymous. You know damn well everyone would call you a loser and shun you more than they probably already have. Have sex

POST YFW NEETS DONT GET A CENT OF TRUMPBUX HAHAHA FUCK YOU MANCHILDREN

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Why can't they just wire the money to Americans with a SSN if they have a bank account just drop the 1k in there.

those tv dinners they buy are how they'll be returning the cash to the economy

>Socialism is a good thing.

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>(((CNN)))
kill yourself

>didn't file last year because I was unemployed for most of the year
>haven't filed yet this year because I wait for the first week of April
JUST

Why’d you wait and not file your taxes?

Yeah, the truth is the display is terrible for arcade games, the thing is simultaneously too small AND too big, the paint scratches off with literally no effort, it just sucks.

Just spend the money making a nice big arcade USB controller panel with two joysticks, an analog stick, a track ball, and a dial that can be used on any computer with MAME.

>meanwhile airlines will get like 2 billion fucking dollars
what the actual fuck do these retards think rent costs? do they really think i'm going to get by on 1200 dollars?

You're only going to stimulate the chink economy with the stupid shit you'll buy.

If I indeed get money, I'm buying myself a gaming laptop.

>Have sex
Yes, you're paying for it.

Buy american, no chick shit

Why do you have 4 kids?

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Where the hell do you live that you're paying that much for rent that $1200 isn't a lot?

based. fuck neet scum, now they all go into the oven...

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>Give your government stimulus money to your rich apartment manager goy, don't spend it on yourself

does any other country make gtx 3080's

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That'd be the best option. Though honestly, SSNs are way too fucking insecure. If the US had some kind of actual ID like most other countries, this would be a piece of cake.

Yeah this don't think giving money was a good idea shoulda been stamps or coupons or something.

Because you're an incel, you're worth 1/4th that of a non-loser.

Manchild.

Nothing

I thank god everyday I'm not a disgusting mutt

Prolly buy a PS4 Pro and Nioh 2.

based. fuck neet scum, now they all go into the oven...

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If you were down and out at any point in America then you are subhuman and not worth means-tested assistance. Sorry, better luck next life.

if we actually see any money i will probably get a switch, animal crossing and finally pick up rdr2 for pc

Most apartment landlords are fucking retards and think of rent as infinite income so they piss it away as soon as they get it, look at landlord-oriented websites and Facebook groups. You're bad with money.