Do you pleay healers?

Do you pleay healers?

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No, I only play fighter archetypes.

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is the implication she's a giga stacy fucking all the women and giving them the orgasms that their husbands can't, thus lowering their stress/anxiety and relieving their headaches?

no the implication is that the women have stopped "having headaches" as a convenient excuse not to have sex with their husbands

no
its implying that she's so sexy the women are sleeping with their husbands more so the men don't fuck Clara

do Yas Forumsirgins really not get this?

I played a healer for like 2 years. It was great until i figured out how brain dead dps is to play and i never went back.

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Desu I thought she was just legit healing their headaches so the husbands could have sex with their wives more and the fact she has huge tittys and probably fucks the young men is just a bonus

I liked their version better

Yes. I exclusively heal enemies to help give my team more of a challenge.

I wanna rape a healer

What the fuck is going on in that image

what a cute dingo

I like this theory.

Buffers > Tanks > Healers > DPS

I just love having an extremely broad range of powerful buffs and managing statuses/status removal.

>never fucked with a catstail
go outside nigga damn

I only play healers when they're fun. Like in Tera, or Team Fortress 2. Or Battlefield with the shock pads.

In MMORPGs with conventional gameplay I am always DPS.

Those milkers are nice

While it is cute thats not a Dingo.

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God I wish this chick went full topless before she retired/fucked up her face

It's a cattail. They're a type of plant you can usually find by water sources. They're basically a whole bunch of seeds wrapped around a central stalk that's designed to "explode" when disturbed, which is how they spread.
If I remember right, you can actually eat some kinds of them. Not all of them explode like that, though, some are more gritty than others.

He might live in an area that doesn't have any.

Naw look at that duck and armadillo

While one of them may in fact be an armadillo the other is definitely not a duck. I know a duck when i see one due to its foot long cork screw rape penis.

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You can eat the stalks, not the brown seed part

name? reverse is doing nothing for me besides pinterest and meme pages

Thats a myth, ducks are actually very friendly and nice like Geese and Moose.

I play healer in the roundabout way that I murder things to keep others healthy.

Ducks are necrophiliac rapists with penis literally designed for rape. Its been scientifically documented. Go google it lol.

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TF2 medic is only fun when your team is shit enough to constantly have you on your toes but not shit enough to let you die to the same fucking pyro for the 10th time in a row.

Slayer Clerics are where it's at. Nightmarish in the extreme but Slay The Living should be as sure as Raise The Dead. No nerfs because of developer cowardice. Either healing spells don't work all the time or death spells are just as sure to work and just as fast to use. (Pro Tip: Make useful spells MUCH more expensive and you won't have to nerf them.)

The only really fun healer i played was Bard when Rift first came out before it got nerfed. Good damage and insane passive buffs and aoe healing.

The implication that you're too virgin to be aware of "not-tonight-honey-I-have-a-headache" is as amusing as the OP image.

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i gravitate towards the support role for a few reasons but the biggest one is definitely the "if i dont who will" mentality, i just expect people to want to play it less. what i dont like is when theres no real element of mistake correction behind it(either because the class itself is like almost exclusively a buffer character or the game itself doesnt offer many chances for it). basically theres gotta be at least a little brain power and a little twitch response required in the role for it to be fun i think

Yes.

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owo

Just go battle medic or use the quick fix and pocket the soldier that knows what he's doing its not that hard

There is something wrong with those two ferrets

>when you date someone outside your league

I don't get it

eh, I'm a virgin yet knew the reference due to american sitcoms consumed.

Yeah its sad. One of them suffers from male pattern baldness.

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of course!!

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it's often said women have headaches as an excuse to not have sex with their husbands
with that new person in the village, the women must have sex with their husbands in order to not lose them to that hot new woman

boomer humor then

that was my immediate assumption too, feel dumb I didn't get it was a play on the 'not tonight I have a headache' thing

>Give it to us preciousssssssssss

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why is it always white people cuddling wild animals

you'll never see a black person hug a bear

>being retarded

Maybe his wife just actually wants to fuck him

Yes I do. I also play tanks. Dps is boring. I need to do the job myself.

I'M...

I’m about 90% certain FF1’s white mage is a dude

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it's an ancient meme you double-retard

Now i kind of want an ebonics speaking black version of steve irwin wrestling crocodiles and shit. It would be amazing.

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cute borgs

How do I play a good healer.
I want daddy to give me headpats.

I play healers because it pains me when people don't keep their HP full, so I do it for them.

Many animals can sense souls and can be awfully pliable in their presence.

Depends on the game. If you can switch roles easily and choose between healing or something else then yeah I'll roll as a heal for a couple games before changing it up.

evolutionists cant explain this

No shit, but you were clearly implying knowledge of it was related to virginity, don’t backpedal now

Those are hornets, not bees.

The video name explains it. They are baby treants. How do you think forests spread. Baby treants go wandering and eventually get to big to move around making a new tree.

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It's the least i can do

They are obviously some sort of small bird. Look how attracted they are to the red jelly on the mans hand.

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Who is that woman?

>A timeline where all of the world's bird species spread their guts on things to eat them

that would be terrifying

In casual pvp I feel like I can carry the entire team and it’s fun
In competitive pvp I feel like I’m just baby sitting people while waiting for them to score a kill
In pve I feel like I’m wasting my time

nani

Or it would be amazingly awsome

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cheers m8

Some kind of work that spits out it's intestines through its ass when it senses danger.
It's usually underwater so since they're floating around, they can be sucked back in.
But when out of water like this, it can't and ends up dying.
You can see the worm trying to suck its shit back in but can't because it's stuck to the faggot's hand.

why is it always asian people eating literally every single animal on the planet?

this.
I've noticed my entire life that animals love white people and seem to hate other races. I always assumed it was the fact that white people are nice and actually pet and feed animals whereas minorities are so busy being filled with hatred and wallowing in self-pity that they see white people being nice to an animal and think to themselves
>DIS WHITE BOI CARE MORE BOUT DAT DOG THAN ME! I WANTS DAT ATTENTION
so they kill and torture animals because they're mad that white people care more about their pets than they do about minorities.
basically in all stems from the fact that everybody wants a piece of that glorious whiteness and they're actually jealous that we're giving attention to something besides them.