My gf was bored and I introduced her to Animal Crossing and she loves it...

My gf was bored and I introduced her to Animal Crossing and she loves it. What are some other games like Animal Crossing?

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FAT UGLY PIG DIE

Gleaner Heights

She is fucking disgusting

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Out of your entire shotgun collection, you only have two good ones.

god, i hope you're fat ass too or i think something is wrong here.

i hate fat people so much, more than trannies

>hurr durr only women who are built like a 12 year old are sexy

Low test betas plz go

LMAO
Better to be alone than with that, have some fucking dignity

Is there a thing in life more worthless than an ugly woman?

What's the point in having a gf if they look like that?

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why did you post a pic of your fat gf

now you're gonna feel like shit

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So this what it means to "settle". Now I see.

breeding them

slamcows are the best baby makers

Look at the pic on the wall dude
But even a fat dude shouldn't settle for a fat girl, fat girls have given up on life
They'll both die from Corona though so its whatever

>more than trannies
Now you're overreacting

Do flyovers really do this?

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HOW HARD IS IT TO NOT EAT LOADS OF FOOD

>fat
>mixed race
>soda
>guns
>star wars toys
>gamer chair
>single monitor
>sandals with no socks on
>switch
>generally unkempt home

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

Average nintendo fan lmao

Nintendo-Americans*

post selfie OP, I bet you look something like this

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How does this even happen? How do you gorge yourself on so much food that you look like a literal blob

Is it common for americans to have guns in their livings rooms like ornaments?

She's so fat she has her own orbital pull

Breeding non obese women are better. Girls with some slight pudge to them are the best. Not too skinny,.not to overweight.

Actual white trash

>shoes inside
>fat
>carpet
checks out as american

>sandals with no socks on
Hallo Hans

He's flying a colonial flag and married an ambulocetus. This one's... funny.

only in yee-haw land. sensible gun owners keep them somewhere safe and only have 1 or 2 easily accessable guns to merc niggers who break into your house

>be solid 8/10 and an athlete
>only ugly and fat girls will talk to me

How do I get a pretty gf?

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OP be honest with me. Are you a chubby chaser?

You're not being yourself.

>Animal Crossing
>Game

Pick one

I'm glad you think highly of yourself.

Does she use 1 roll of toilet paper per day?

get your eyes moved away from opposite ends of your face. you look like a fucking praying mantis lmao

You are absolutely not an 8/10
You could be a 6/10 if you ditched the glasses, maybe
Is this bait? It probably isn't even you

reminder that 50 years ago any woman who looked like that would be shunned and ostracized

pussy inflation is reaching levels of insanity

>chubby
She's really not that fat

Get a guy who chopped off his dick

That bitch wears size equator

herewego.jpg

the state of that soi den. could have had a nice comfy living room...

Stop being a narcissistic incel.

Her gut is hanging down on her legs lmao, are you high?

>balding
>nerd glasses
>wide as fuck eyes
>skinny as hell
>lips are uneven
>8/10
kek

Witness this 5 before 404

>tv right in front of window
Why would you ever do this?

Can't say based on looks. I've determined that girls don't see the same way we do when looking at a guy. Maybe you speak effeminately. Who knows

you look average bro, I'm sorry to break it to you. the best you could probably get is probably a 5.5/10 grill at best. Maybe a 6/10 if you looksmax and lose the glasses.

>that belly resting on her lap
you better be a chubby chaser or a feeder, you lucky son of a bitch

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Why are you making this thread over and over with pics of different girls each time? Is this a social experiment about beggars being choosers or what?

>sandals with no socks on
that's what sandals are for retard.
granted they should be reserved for the beach but still, socks witch sandals is some serial killer shit.
that being said, goddam that bitch is fat. you might've just killed her by introducing her to video games you shoulda went with the treadmill instead

I bet the dog is fat too, fat people always get pets to make them get out more but just end up neglecting them

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One of my friends has an ugly gf too. Even uglier than this one, literally 0/10. I don't feel comfortable around her, same goes for my other friend who's a Chad with a cute gf.

You don't have a wall full of toys in plain view like that, do you Yas Forums? Please say no.

Nobody cares about your highschool participation trophies
>only fat and ugly girls talk to me
You can fix ugly with makeup, you can also get convince fat girls to get into reasonable shape.

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Am I the only one who unironically gets triggered whenever someone makes a post on a vidya forum mentioning their girlfriend for literally no reason whatsoever?

It just feels like a douchey humblebrag.

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pretty common but they're typically just ornaments, not actually working. The working ones are elsewhere, but sometimes not.

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>humblebrag

How? Literally everyone has a significant other

>sauce in a spray bottle
do Amerimutts really live like this?

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Pretty funny how women can be hamplanets and still have guys worshipping them and throwing money at them, why do they think they're "opressed" again?

I haven't seen these in years, I need to go to a dinner party like this before I die

How is this a humblebrag? 1) It's not hard to get to fucking know / fuck someone unless you're a social outcast, it's literally the most basic of humanities goals and how you exist -- 2) she is a whale and no one should want that

>Literally everyone has a significant other

Y-Yeah, o-of course.... you're right

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What else would they be sold in, a bucket?

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why not? all the other sides of the room get glare

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lose the glasses, grow hair somewhat longer then style it up. then you might reach an 8.

what the fuck is this