What would you do in the Pokemon world?
What would you do in the Pokemon world?
Live in a small secluded forest in the mountains, existing peacefully with the Seedot, bathing in natural hotsprings and meditating.
Have sex with as many different species of female Pokemon as I can
Make a Youtube career out of denouncing the existence of Arceus
Catch a girlfriend
>Blushing slightly
Pokemon is a conspiracy to indoctrinate furries for the furry agenda.
Ambush lolis in forest.
Weird that this isn't already a porn game.
Beat every region, catch every Pokémon and become the champion in each one, cucking Ash out of his dream. Then I’ll fuck off somewhere elusive and will be the eternal champ.
Catch Pokemon, beat at least 7 of the 8 Gym leaders since I don’t want to be a show off, retire early and breed starters with ditto for kids who need a good first Pokemon
>What would you do in the Pokemon world?
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What if Joe Merrick was a horse?
>Catch a girlfriend
this
Hostile takeover of the gangs and really teach them to fuck shit up for an anarchy rebellion and kickstart a Pokémon war and hopefully the Pokepocalypse. Only the strong shall survive, think SMT.
Have fun with garbage and rocks.
Be a "lab assistant".
If you had to live your life with one pokefriend who would it be Yas Forums?
My choice right here
I wanna hang out with Fug.
Will you also catch a Tropius?
fuck the eeveelutions I guess
Don't make me fap
Get a few to be my pets (the puppies, mostly) and stay at home, just like I do in this world.
>Try to hang out with fug
>End up getting stabbed in the stomach and then hyper beamed into Oblivion
I'm not being ironic
Fuck every female gym leader thats above 18 and fuck every main character's mother.
Fuck my mother and then go catch pokemon
Just think. If Kyon hadn't opened his fool mouth we could have gotten a show where Haruhi had long hair the whole time.
I just wanna be a gym leader. No need to compete in tourneys or anything, I’ll just be a chill Grass gym boss with three or four trainers helping me out
>above 18
16 is the age of consent in most places, user
Why do you think I am shitposting?
Stupid harushit poster.
I'd be that superhard try-hard trainer at the end of the victory road.
>He thinks I'm being facetious
Head to Cerulean City and ask Misty to marry me.
Pokemon breeder
Be a master of Pokemon, because I have the skills to be #1
Then you must die
Catch a Hypno and max out its friendship.
Then go on a quest to DP every female trainer and NPC in existence, including gym leaders, elite fours and even champions.
WE LIVE IN A POKEMON WORLD
I'll just have to beat him first.
You’re literally asking to be turned into a comedic one-off character who gets his shit kicked in by a wild gyarados or something
shhh
Do what you must, I have already won.
Kids these days don't know a good western Pokemon song
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>OMG YAS! I WANT TO GO TO A POKEMON WORLD BECAUSE I AM AN AUTISTIC MANCHILD!!!!
Go back to your containment board, faggots.
I WANNA BE THE GREATEST MASTER OF THEM ALL
Why does it offend you so much user?
there's nothing wrong with fucking Pokemon
Have sex with them!
Ditto girlfriend.
>there's nothing wrong with fucking Pokemon
I gotta go with Gardevoir as its been a favorite of my since its debut.
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The real good stuff.
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rip vicki sue robinson
nice hat
>tcg
my condolences
BE THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE
DO DO DOO DO DOO DOOOO
Be with my friend.
>there's nothing wrong with fucking Pokemon
Have a Pikachu fry some girl's bike in order to convince her to travel around with me.
Look at this cute little bastard.
Catch a ditto. You know the rest.
Marry my bunny wife
>>there's nothing wrong with fucking Pokemon
It evolves into a cool looking pokemon too.