Which role attracts the most and biggest retards; Tank, Healer, or DPS?

As a tank main and a big retard I'm putting in a vote for tanks.
DPS may be the forgotten stepchild of the trinity but at least you're expected to learn what might be a fairly complex damage rotation. Healers have to focus on their party and react to or anticipate big hurts on the tank and others.
As a tank, I need to put on my aggro stance, make sure I aggro all the enemies, then stand still and do a less complex DPS rotation. I can (and do) basically ignore whatever the rest of my party is doing, unless I die.
The only exception is maybe savage raiding, but even then.

I don’t play these kinds of games, what’s a DPS

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Mechanically Tanks are the easiest role to play in this game, especially with aggro management being almost nonexistent with the Tank changes in Shadowbringers. You are lying to yourself otherwise if you think the complexity of a Tank is anywhere near as difficult as stressful situations for a DPS or Healer in Ex/Savage/Ultimate.

And yet people still fuck it up hard.

cringe

you're acting as if i'm annoyed about your class or how everyone treats healers like gods, you're wrong
my annoyance at people like you is the same annoyance i have whenever a 12 year old pesters me

believe what you want though, i'll even let you have the last (You)

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Dick Precise Scrubber

This

Begone worst girl.

Definitely tanks then

People who are completely useless but they fill up spots so the game lets you into the dungeons

damage per second
they do the complex rotations that kill enemies and dodge 1ms-cat AoEs while tanks press the aggro button and healers press the healer button

>cat healer that doesn't roll for loot for 5 minutes and types sigh has heterochromia

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people who play MMOs, so all of the above, but especially OP.

Can I get an example?

No

Tanks: Bit of both/one or the other. Rage issues.
Healers: fee-fee trannies with unwarranted self-importance. Passive-aggressive.
Dps: Retards.

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I’ve always wanted to get into WOW but honestly it seems so complicated

DPS
Simply because of the fact that most people play DPS, so you obviously will have a lot more retards.

>complex rotations

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compared to healer and tank

Tank has the lowest skill ceiling by far but I guess the skillfloor is marginally above DPS since there are so very few tanks in a group.

Of course when the trinity breaks down and DPS get too much healing it just goes to shit

Sociopath DPS fags are the worst
There are idiots on all sides but I've never met more egocentric morons than I do when dealing with DPS

Nigga I don't tank because I get lost in Wanderer's Palace every time. Not on hard, strangely, but on normal, and I'm terrified of it happening and getting made fun of so I don't do it.

Also Gunbreaker draws the most brainlets.

I get healer but what stressful situations in ultimate does a dps have over a tank? Like in Alex tanks have to at least position the bosses in the first two phases which can be stressful while maintaining rotation...the fuck do dps need to do besides keeping rotation up?

Tank by far because it's so so EASY yet people somehow still mess it up.

Sorry meant for

It's really not complicated. Each part of MMORPG trinity does a job.
Tanks take the aggro, have high defense and have abilities that protect against tank busting abilities, particularly from bosses. They lead the party and as such need to know the dungeon before they get into it.
Healers heal. I dunno how because I've never played a healer. I assume they press the heal button and ERP.
DPS have the advantage that they don't have to have an eye constantly on their team, but the rotations are considerably harder and have much more steps, and if you fuck it up it'll be hard to come back. Also, there are a LOT of DPS players in every single MMORPG, so your wait times to get into dungeons and stuff will be longer, and people will demand more from you since you're not in excessive demand. There are programs named parsers which track the amount of damage you do, and people have gotten super fucking elitist about this in endgame.

Also don't play WoW. You missed the actual game. You'd have to buy like 8 expansion packs that you'd never play because they're outdated.

Healer mains are retarded subhumans with massive victim complexes 100% of the time.

Not get killed by the 4000 AoEs bosses drop every 2 seconds, all of which will one hit kill the DPS.
Match the DPS checks.

It's too late to get into WoW.

Everyone has to dodge shit. Only tanks get the "tank privilege" of being able to be hit by a mechanic. DPS checks are everyone's responsibility

AoEs rarely hit the healer line and tanks get a free pass because they have bloated health. AoEs only seriously threaten DPS.
>DPS checks are everyone's responsibility
Oh so we're just going to say stupid shit to bait, cool

Tanks
They literally just have to sit there and taunt
At least they are just simply retarded unlike healers who always act like stuck up assholes and bitch about how much they have to heal when it's literally their only job

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Healers have to dodge stuff like DPS but tanks certainly don't. Half the mechanics won't even target a tank in the first place or only when they're offtanking

god i wish that were me

They all attract a different kind of retard.

DPS gets the retard who thinks their health bar is somebody else's problem.

Tanks attract people who believe they are Napoleon reborn.

Healers attract people who are lazy and don’t want to think. They used all their stuff and therefore must have done their job.

Is new relic stuff next week or the week after?

we have to dps too, you know. >_>

Yes, everyone has to do sufficient damage to meet DPS checks. Are you retarded?

I would say DPS; Tell me if you have heard the story of the Dragoon who couldnt time jumps or a BLKM who didnt move to have more up time on DPS, or a MNK who complained about their GLS going away.
DPS have always outnumbered tanks and healers and by the sheer number alone contain the most retards.

I don't approve of it or promote it but I can't pretend like I don't get extremely turned on by seeing it (girls bullying girls).

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Every group has its own brand of retardation.
Tanks: Overconfident assholes who believe they're the de-facto leader. Other side is spineless retards who need to be dragged around on a leash and also couldn't handle a DPS class' complexity.
Healers: Same as tanks but also have the kind who refuse to use any non-healing skills. Typically use just basic cure spells and doesn't even use their strong skills.
DPS: Tunnel visioning dumbasses who could destroy the fight's training dummy but lacks the presence of mind to also do mechanics. Other side is retards who want to do damage but think they're above actually learning their class.

shut the fuck up

Tanks also need to make sure the boss doesn't cleave everyone and that the thing doesnt move too much, since that fucks up DPS rotations too
But they do get the easier job, literally just survive the hits and you're good

I'm a DPS main and I can say it's DPS then Healers.

DPS because it's too obvious if someone isn't pulling their weight in fights.

Healers because when DPS do pull their weight, Healers won't DPS to actually help. They overheal a lot.

>DPS checks are everyone's responsibility

Your pissbaby healer and tank dps isn't shit. Dps checks are made by the dps, we keep the raid from getting one shot by making up for the retard penta-weaving tanks and one cast every 6 second healers who try to pretend they are special.

Your whole jobs boil down to allowing us to kill the boss for you, you can NOT do enough damage without dps to meet the checks so don't even try to pretend you could. Take those tank busters for me boy, shield me from this AoE damage bitch, leave the boss to me

you literally wouldn't be able to meet DPS checks without the tanks and healers doing damage as well

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based and alphapilled

The only healers that matter are charismatic healers. When I see my teammates get their shit pushed in and back off, I take it as an opportunity to flex my clutchness and get to business. DPS, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING I GOT YOUR BACK! TANK, STRAIGHTEN THE FUCK UP AND HOLD YOUR GROUND. NOW PUSH!! I GOT YOU GUYS, JUST PUSH!!!

DPS

I'm not moving out of position from healing the tank, who's doing his job, just to throw a single heal at a retard DPS who decided to get in a ticklefight with a random Add in the corner and got in over his head. Chug a potion and smarten up.

If you're a Healer that doesnt DPS what the fuck are you doing. First part of your job is to heal, if there is nothing to heal DPS.