Wednesday morning, oh what a beautiful day to play some video ga-
Oh fuck. Look at this shit, look at this stupid BULLSHIT. "Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds", this shit comes up on my computer EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. Automatically. "Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates". Every single day. And every single day, I click "Later". You know why I click "Later"? Because there's no option to click "Never". I'd like to click "Never". I NEVER wanna install these bullshit, meaningless, superfluous- I HATE THEM! I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES! LOOK AT THIS SHIT, EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens after you click "Later" a few times, when a few days goes by, and you keep clicking "Later" and "Later" 'cuz you don't wanna fucking do it, you just wanna put it off, this automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you TURN OFF your fucking computer, and you click "Later" every day, eventually it takes away the option to even click "Later" and it just says- These are your only options. It's basically putting a knife to your head and saying you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you and you can just, y'know, bite the bullet and shut it off now. It doesn't even give you a choice to say NO, it just comes up, whenever it wants, automatically, and says "FUCK YOU, we're turning off your computer, no matter what you're doing, in 10 minutes and 47 seconds". Look at this shit! I AM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER! I'M DOING IMPORTANT SHIT! WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL UPDATES? WHAT UPDATES? Some more fucking spyware so the NSA can keep watching what I'm doing, looking at my dick pics and watching me jack off?! Spying on me, OBAMA? YOU FUCKING NIGGER? I'M A RACIST! YOU MADE ME A RACIST!
IT'S BEEN INSTALLING THEM FOR THE PAST 5 HOURS FUCK
Parker Scott
>I >AM FUCKING >RENDERING SOMETHING YOU COCKSUCKER! >I'M DOING IMPORTANT SHIT! Why don't you switch to MacOS then? Who the fuck in his right mind would voluntarily use Windows in 2020?
Aaron Ward
>dude just become a slave to Apple lmao
Ryan Clark
and i think this is a bait thread anyway. yea yea it sucks but dunno i'm just too old to care. once in like every 3 months there's update. >always in the morning before work >then get angry that i'm gonna be late because of this shit >oh wait it took 20 seconds
Robert Barnes
It's an old video from around the time W10 released.
Jordan Campbell
Well, if he has to render shit, that would seem like the most effective alternative to Windows. Otherwise Linux all the way.
Angel Hughes
you wouldn't believe how many quality incognito porn tabs I've lost to this
Good luck running new games on 7. I went through hell and back to install it on my newly built computer only to find out half my shit didn't even launch.
Ryder Harris
Install Gentoo.
Camden Nguyen
i have a shitty 2010 hdd and have no problems with slow updates because i always get the 'important' ones
Gavin Kelly
>try every method to disable updates under the sun, windows always undoes whatever changes i made next time i start my computer >completely at my wits' end >download this thing because hell i've nothing to lose at this point >it just fucking werks
i don't know what this program does that i missed all those other times i tried to disable updates manually but i haven't had windows pester me about them for like a year now
Its time broski. Switch to Linux and never turn back.
Bentley Smith
>make Linux work like Windows You mean like ? I thought you didn't want that.
Mason Thompson
Get Manjaro and use xfce. It's the most windows like and it has everything you need.
Jacob Allen
Just have a friend compile a custom version of windows 10 that gets rid of all the bloat. Did you know the search bar in 10 still sends data to microsoft even with everything turned off?
Jonathan Nguyen
>and i think this is a bait thread anyway. I believe it is. I could swear I've seen that "waaah I'm rendering" line in some other windows 10 whine thread a month or so ago.
Liam Allen
>Idiots still don't know how to turn automatic updates off You brought this on yourself
Julian Howard
I'm on Windows 7 and I don't plan on changing that.
Joseph Cruz
>not using windows 10 ltsc You can only blame yourself, it's so easy to acquire and crack
Anthony Rivera
>Win10 of all things manages to confuse tech illiterates
John Johnson
I've set up W10 ONCE and I've never, ever in all those years using it experienced this update bullshit. I'm not W10 deffender or anythig, the lack of options and other forced shit can really piss me off, but not this.
Lincoln Wilson
Technically you can't. If you turn them off they turn back on when you restart. Windows doesn't want you doing as you wish.
You need to either fuck around with it's permissions (by changing it to needing a non-existent account to log on to do anything) or use a third party program because Microsoft doesn't give a shit what you want.
James Rogers
meanwhile on linux: >sudo apt update >sudo apt upgrade or >yay -Syu
takes ten minutes if you haven't updated in months and you have a slow connection
Gabriel Garcia
And doesn't stop you from using your machine.
Jayden Howard
You have ample warning before this happens. They give you a solid week at this point. Install the fucking updates.
Brayden Anderson
and if something should go to shit, your package manager will tell you what to do to unfuck it
Oliver Robinson
Error handling over all is so much better on penguin.
Aiden Ross
No!
Gavin Perry
>keeps delaying updates >windows installs update after delay period expired >wah wah im rendering something kill yourself you dumb fucking nigger you wouldn't last as second in any other os be happy windows is doing work for you mentally handicapped monkey
Luke White
I don't give a shit about OS as long as I can use the programs I need.
There are a lot of ways to deal with this shit but yeah you have to do some work to disable all update features in windows 10. But it's the best solution.
What if your PC get Corona Virus? That would be a bad thing. Thank god my Windows is always updated!
James Jenkins
You have heard about that critical bug in the font rendering engine that affects 7, 8 and 10, and 7 isn't getting patched?
Nicholas Flores
No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Windows: Imma update now
edit: Woah 1k likes! thanks guys
Wyatt Rodriguez
Install Windows LTSC 10
Justin Nguyen
>The bug can be exploited by tricking a victim into opening a malicious document Wow, I'm so scared. Oh wait, I'm not because I'm not an idiot. I don't blindly open attachments and I've never used the details/preview pane.
Christian Hall
>enjoy that nice comfy free days off from work/school >suddenly windows 10 wants to update >hours of your free time gone >gotta go back to work soon Imagine every OS laughing at 10fags
Jeremiah Hall
>I've never used the details/preview pane. Simply because you don't see it, that doesn't mean it's not there. The rendering may take place anyway. Seriously, jump the ship before it's too late. The MS Windows is sinking rapidly.
