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BTFO Germans and Persians

Killing females.

>Bethesda
>EA
>Ubi
>Paradox

No black people or female protagonists.

>Ottoman faction

>game has SOUL

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You are literally stuck in your home, just masturbate

I suddenly smell Gyros and Tzatziki.

good thread

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>nautical theme

FLOOF

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Turn based in a crpg. Doesn't even have to be the default just give me a mode for it.

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It's been on my wishlist for 2+ years and is currently 75% off or more

I have an essential job

A Hideo Kojima game

Why do cute girls upset you user? Have you dilated today?

If Heartbeat is any example, just the girlfriend (now fiancee) of the developer shitting on trannies is enough to make me buy your game.

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>tzatziki
>not mayo + garlic sauce and hot sauce in your gyros

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If it looks cool.

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c unny

Based

warehouses dont care about pandemics

GORE
Lots of blood and gore.
Which is why im kinda dissappointed with Resi 3.
Playing the Demo, they really downgraded the gore.

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cute boys

Do you have my Perosna 5 preorder?

Kemonos

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Dangerously based

I cum at least once per day but can you please stop being this obsessed with girls on Yas Forums?

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no non whites, no non christians and no sexual degenerates in my vidya

Well designed lady feet and plenty of them

I only fap few times a week, user. Liking cute girls is normal.

Charge your phone user
What would happen if someone trying to call and your phone is dead?

Cute girls
Cute anime girls
Cute anime girls I can romance

It's ok, someone already made this game for me. store.steampowered.com/app/1057640/Onirism/

but it being the sole reason you play videogames isn't

puffy...

Charge your phone user
What would happen if someone try to call you and your phone is dead?

>large over-protective silent types

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No it isn't. I just don't buy games that don't cater to me specifically. I may play them tho.

Oyari Ashito doing the artwork.

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cute kemogirls

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>implying Vert isn't best girl

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- not an online-only game
- no microtransactions
- modding tools
- decent graphics
- descent gameplay variation
- decent length (campagne and side quests)
- decent story, characters and dialogues
- female character or character creation (but i will buy games with male characters too)
- no token diversity characters

Genres i prefer:
RPGs
Third Person Action games
Fantasy or Scifi strategy games (RTS or turn-based)
Scifi shooter (if the story/setting is interesting and there is gameplay variation)

I saw a webm of 2B's wet butt drying off in real time. That's what made me buy the game.

tfw he is in jail now for tracing cp

edition to romance option

Source?

based and saved

actually good strategy games

Cute mage/sage girl with green hair

It's made by slavs

Lolibabas

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Big anime tiddies