To start, the characters are overdesigned but that's okay, because they look cool anyway

Name 3 games

Looks shitty

...who is she...

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That's a gook

The one in the red shirt and jeans is a jap

The one drinking the cup in a pink jacket and red skirt is a gook

And the pigtailed one watching from the window is a chink

>characters are overdesigned

thats literally modern western trash.

It can't be helped.

>gives you a yes or no dialogue choice
>if you choose no it repeats until you choose yes

They're all Korean user, I was asking who the girl in his (pic related) is.

Absolutely breathtaking.

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>Woman somehow got shrunk down into a loli
>loli makes obnoxious gestures and is supposed to be cute but is highly unlikable

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Instead of the women looking like men, the men look like women.

Dog meat restores 100 hp

cringe writing
repetitive ps1 era gameplay with no weight
shitty animations that look borderline buggy
cringe music that doesn't fit the pacing of the game
male protagonist who looks like he's taken dicks up his bum
slutty side characters (of both genders)
coomer pandering
kawaii uguu moments

>but is highly unlikable

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Nailed it, that character was the definition of cringe. Felt embarrassed playing that segment even alone

>nth sequel
>archaic system/mechanics from the 90s
>even with the latest advancements in technology, still 10 years behind on visuals
>over animated pantomime gestures because Japanese cannot act
>voice acting is delivered on what the person sounds like and not the context and subtlety or nuance of emotional delivery
>fiddle with several menus for a simple action
>a paragraph of dialogue or pages of text to describe something that could've been shown through video or the game, again because Japanese cannot act or display ideas clearly through visual gestures
>like Bethesda using the gamebryo, the Japanese systems run like garbage even on the latest hardware and offer no customization
>ARA ARA? EHHH?

Game has been properly play tested and is released in a playable state

Game has save points because the game is polished enough for the devs to not expect the game to break at any second.

Controls and action are fast and fluid and not slow and clunky.

not defending jap cringe but im p sure that was the point

It was made in japan

>the only notable game with dog meat as healing item is western
I just realized this and I actually don't know how to feel

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Unabashed pedophilia

READ THE FUCKING CATALOG FAGGOT

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>characters repeat plot points out loud at least 3 times
>flashbacks to repeat them again

>it's shit

The game has no instructions and you learn as you go through trial and error

They troll you by putting updates under ‘hints’

>it's based

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it’s good

Getting online or playing together is needlessly convoluted.

This is true. I like needlessly convoluted things, but Japan really can't into online outside of mobile. Thanks, data plans!

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>signs it’s a Japanese game
It’s food and doesn’t contain loot boxes or have a $300+ million dollar budget but somehow still manages to pay all 200 developers minimum wage and have no QA and be only 40% completed while the CFO of the company gets a $15?million dollar sign on bonus and 850 employees get fired the same day and still nobody knows where the rest of the budget went

What's the point of making the same threads on repeat?

Ever instance of this thread needs to fuck off.
It's not even amusing when it's the other way around.
This shit is just stupid.

this makes it twice as offensive, because not only is it bad, but it was included with the knowledge that it was bad

>food
What.

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Lads I've finally got a good NDS emulator. Recommend me some good action or platformer games.
t. Played Ace Attorney and Pokémon Platinum.

light hearted characters, story

Paedophillia is a gameplay mechanic.

>fishing minigame
>cooking items that give you boosts
>onigiri or kaminos show up anywhere
>bad/annoying english voice acting
>horror game that requires you interacting with toilets

Shit goes down as soon as that one character finally opens their eyes

Incredibly bad, immersion breaking dialogue. Suspension of disbelief is important. If it isn't there, you're going to be spending a lot of time simply hating the things the characters say, because they sound like idiots. It's distracting
Overly vague dialogue. Say what you mean, stop hinting at what information you wish to convey. Work on better translation.
Too wordy. Stating the obvious, or completely pointless elements is filler. Visual storytelling is important. It makes people pay closer attention to your work.

Half the time somebody says something in a Japanese game, I want to hit the writer on the head in hopes of killing the brain cells that made them think it was good.

>characters blood type is listed

that sounds exactly like western cinematic experience trash

Play Black and White, BW-2 and TWEWY. Especially TWEWY—the undub version, that is.

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>the undub version, that is.
READY TO DIE?

>incredibly sexy young female character with giant tits and a perfect hourglass figure
>is a pure virgin who gets extremely flustered at the mere thought of anything sexual
all japanese media is power fantasy for incels who don't want to believe that women have sex

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>I need this female to have had sex with other guys for the sake of "realism"
Okay mutt

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>unnecessary cute mascot
>all the characters talk really slowly
>sometimes the characters don't have voices and it's just text while they're nodding their heads up and down
>graphics look like it's from ten years ago
>grindy mechanics force you to play the same sections of a game for several hours to unlock a minor collectible or stat boost
>janky controls
>bad cameras
>pc port is either nonexistent or might as well be
>menus in menus in menus
>cutscenes are practically copied and lifted from a dozen cutesy anime
>flamboyant poses that were ripped from sentai shows
>3d models with flat 2d anime faces painted on them
>game features where you can touch and stare at girls while they squeal in various tones
>pushing game gimmicks to the point that they get in the way of the game

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's played mainly by virgins

facts on facts on facts

This.
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Does it matter that a game is from japan or from the west? what its really important is that is good

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Schrödinger's FUCKING Cat

No drugs.

And that's good, more men should develop some standards.
Idealized waifu + biological child born thanks to surrogacy >>>> Bitch who will never love you + raising your neighbor's child unknowingly.

>japanese vidya girl
>hyper-fetishized virgins who pass out at the thought of a bare male shoulder while simultaneously running around in bikini armor with their Z cup tits flopping around
>western vidya girl
>40 year old pansexual smoker covered in tattoos who's fucked 1/3rd of the population and won't stop regaling you with stories of sexual conquest (using no shortage of foul language), yet despite this she only ever displays attraction to the player character throughout the story

Can we find a middle ground somewhere?

>when the story is just starting to get interesting, the game just ends

poor low texture terrain

year old pansexual smoker covered in tattoos who's fucked 1/3rd of the population and won't stop regaling you with stories of sexual conquest (using no shortage of foul language), yet despite this she only ever displays attraction to the player character throughout the story
what?? what games?