Stop right now

tfw Tom Nook won't exploit you

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>is it ethical to catch a virtual butterfly

Oh, no doubt it's a grift. Any charity that operates on PETA's scale is.

Nook doesn't even require you to pay for his services. Like yeah the payments are expensive, technically you don't ever have to pay him back ever if you don't want to.

Same. I'm sure there are some retards they buy that bs but its almost too retarded.

they're pretty cheap, really.

yes, they make money off outrage and people still give them attention

They do think. What are you, catholic?

It's kinda pathetic seeing PETA cling to tending topics to stay relevant for about 15 years now.

>Tom Nook hates animals
Someone tell PeTA that the call is coming from inside the house

I'll never understand this "tom nook is a filthy kike" shit I see posted around

nigga gives you zero interest loans with no deadline on payments

How do I catch sharks n stuff

Reminder that PETA is a massive scam and they kill more animals than some slaughterhouses do. They also kidnap pets, herd animals into walk-in freezers to die and dump corpses in dumpsters.

Fuck PETA.

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Just b yourself

They say that it's fine that he exploits you because his family probably got anally electrocuted for their fur.

>hey here's a house built just for you
>pay me back whenever the fuck
You'll understand that Nook isn't a jew the second you live on your own

>You don't eat fish in animal crossing, not even blathers talks about cooking prep for them.

PETA confirmed to not play cozy walker.

We should kill Tom Nook and his kids

>Fish don't think

youtube.com/watch?v=vVnE9o5Uxik

NOOOOOOO STOP PETA PLEASE YOU CANT BAIT PEOPLE BY INSULTING POPULAR THINGS
ANIMAL CROSSING IS WHOLESOME 100

>gives you a 0% interest loan home with no credit checks, catch, deadlines, nor penalties
>said home also has comes with cable, internet, power, water and sewage at no additional cost
>gives your dumb ass a home and job when you chose to skip town without either like a retard
>buys back whatever shit you sell back to him regardless of whether he needs it or not or even hot
>is willing to wake up in the middle of the night and open up his store for your impatient ass
>explicitly gives you the option to upgrade your own home
>teaches you how to become a decent neighbor by having you plant shit, talk to the villagers, and pick up the litter around town
If anything, he's a fucking paragon.

the absolute state of smooth brains falling for this clickbait

So do vegans just eat grass? How are they still alive?

totally all natural, nature provided, lab synthesized supplements to make up for their crippling vitamin deficiency.

I dislike obnoxious vegetarians/vegans too but it's pretty obvious they have plenty to eat.

Based nook defender

>peta are literally trannies
you can't make this shit up

>giving them attention

reminder that these guys are no different from shithole clickbait journos like kotaku or polygon, it's just that they work under the guise of being a charity with an ethical cause instead of being under the guise of being a reputable news source

mock them if someone tries to tell you they are worth respecting but when they clearly fish for (You)'s like this, let them flounder. Feeding the troll just makes it stronger.

Yeah, even in times of panic and uncertainty like now you can be assured of one thing - the vegan aisle will still be well stocked.

>just got done eating a shitload of chicken wings
fuck I love not being a retarded vegan

he's a real nice guy, he likes to see people make their way.

He used to talk about eating fish in wild world

I'm sick to my stomach before I even type this, but I dare say your examples of kotaku and polygon are less awful than anything PETA puts out. I would rather read an article directly from kotaku's site than give a hit to PETA.

Don't let PETA know that you can turn living clams into bait to catch fish though. That'd make them seethe so hard.

I for one won't be subjugating any creatures on my playthrough no matter how unanthropomorphic

>Yeah, even in times of panic and uncertainty like now you can be assured of one thing - the vegan aisle will still be well stocked.
Those pictures floating around of the meat aisles wiped clean save for the plantmeat left completely untouched are indeed legit, I’ve already seen the same thing happening in the local grocery stores.

>the game where you literally befriend ducks and cows and pigs is somehow anti animal
just peta trying to generate controversy again so people remember them

You think you know better than PETA what to do with this month's furry shipment?

PETA ideology will one day also appear on Kotaku and all other left leaning organizations, including the NYT. I have read some radical far left things regarding animal rights, so I can see these being the next activists fight for the progressives in the near future.

Their victory is INEVITABLE. Very soon we will even have leftists who will defend this rhetoric right here on Yas Forums. It's inevitable.

>City life broke him but he didn't let it kill his kindness
>Despite how much it was hurting him, he still made it a point to set aside funds to buy his best friend a present she would like for her birthday
>Donates 90% of his earnings to local orphanages
>Took in Timmy and Tommy out of the goodness of his heart and taught them valuable life and career skills
>Knows people vilify him, but doesn't mind because he sees the value in a boogeyman that everyone can rally against
Tom Nook is a fucking saint. My mind cannot and will not be changed.

man, just shut the fuck up.

You don't need interest when you inflate in upfront. Just include it on the initial price or as administrative cost. That's how sharia bank works.

Thank you very much

Related to this, it irks me in a lot of games of this nature that there is no meat outside of fish. It really irked me in Rune Factory where nothing "dies."

See? It's happening already.

guys i seriously refuse to believe that this is nothing but full-blown satire
am I wrong or is there something that I am missing?

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Um, like, I assume he's rich so should just give me things for nothing

#Bernie2020

Your missing the fact that PETA is literally insane.

Lmao name 1 nutrient you can't get from non-animal products

Bone.

PETA is literally satire, zoomer

I can't decide whether eating the bone is fat or just stupid and fat

>can't fish
>cant catch bugs
Wtf is there left to do then?

Sounds like a simp to me

God I imagine all the PETA chicks are constantly fucking animals in massive orgies.

Don't you have some holidays to humbug at, Scrooge?

twitter screenshot autoban when

But why?

This guy's right. Eat the bugs and impossible whoppers are step 1. Meat is going away under the guise of fighting climate change at first, then the true moralfag "ethical" reasons will replace them once the frog has been sufficiently boiled. In 10-20 years you may not be able to buy real meat burger anymore. And you're right, the people calling you a conspiratard now will be the ones on board to just go along with it and forget they ever thought the way they do now.

Read the guide.