Nintendo Direct announcement tomorrow. Direct next day

Direct will include the following announcements, in no particular order. I'll be first explaining Mario stuff, since Nintendo wanted to celebrate a belated Mar10 day.

>Paper Mario: The Cinemaster Experience

This is the return to form that the other folks have rumored.
Mario will have to explore the world of movies to stop the mysterious Cinemaster from trapping Princess Peach in his personal movie for eternity. Partners, unique NPCs, and the badge system is returning, but there will be a few twists to the battle system that I'll leave unspoiled for you guys.

>Luigi's Mansion 3: Gloom Service DLC

It's a post-game scenario with a few extra floors and a couple of new bosses, one of which is a guest character from Fire Emblem. Will not spoil who.

>Super Mario 3D World Deluxe

Will include the green Sprixie Princess as a playable character after you rescue her in the first world.
Will include levels from Odyssey.

Speaking of which...

>Super Mario Odyssey: Globetrotter DLC
Includes 2 new worlds: The Spooky Kingdom and the Sublevel Kingdom. The area in the Spooky Kingdom is named Catacreek, a small valley with parallels to the River Styx. The residents are these pumpkin-like things that I don't even know how to describe.
The Sublevel Kingdom is this huge underground area with these rock-like golem people called the Crogs. The area is called Crystalline Clearing. Two new costumes are also shown, which are Vampire Hunter and Miner.

Release dates for these three titles are Summer 2020, May 2020, and Fall 2020 respectively.

Next, we are shown a bunch of other ports, including Pikmin 3: Re-Plucked, a spotlight on Wonderful 101 (even though that's already been announced, but whatever) and even a port of Nintendo Land. Never thought they'd actually do that.

Next up, Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition. The date is the same as the leaked Korean ratings board. Shows off some gameplay.

That's all I saw, but there's more. It's around 45 min and I only saw about 25.

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Oh, I forgot about Luigi's Mansion 3's date. It's coming out this April.

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I CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO HIT 500 REPLIES AND SCREENCAPPED ON REDDIT XD AWESOMESAUCE

jesus, take your pills

You have to be a special kind of sad to make these kinds of posts. Grow up.

>no smash

Smashfags btfo

wheres the deltarune 2 lancer has sex huh?

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>Paper Mario: The Cinemaster Experience
What is it about Paper Mario that makes everyone turn into a drooling retard when they try to come up with a subtitle for it?

Let's see you come up with better.

This one sounds kinda true except for paper Mario

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>t. op

Indie World was the Direct. See you at E3!

Thanks! I really wanted to make this fake leak sound as convincing as possible. I thought I could be pretty good at it if I added detail.

But seriously, I really want Paper Mario to return to form.

Dumbass he said there 20 minutes he didn’t see faggot bitch

>paper mario becoming good again

First part and I already know it's complete bullshit. They'd never make a good paper mario again, they don't actually care about the series anymore.
Also SMO isn't getting a fucking dlc this long after the release.

is this what happen when no human is home

To be fair the Mario spin off games aren't exactly brilliant naming wise:
>Superstar Saga
>Partners in Time
>Bowser's inside story
>Thousand year door
>Sticker star

>Let's see you come up with better.
Pick an adjective and a noun at fucking random and it's better than "The Cinemaster Experience"
"The Cinemaster Experience" sounds like the title of one of those little clips you see in movie theaters right before the film asking you to turn your phone off

aren't u the pessimistic faggot

Should have had Fire Emblem DLC for every game.

>Super Mario Odyssey: Globetrotter DLC
at this point
why not just make odyssey 2

Wait is this real?

Hey, I want paper mario to be good as much as the next fan but they clearly don't give a single shit outside the writers, and even then it's just ok compared to the first 3 games.

It is super mario bros’ 35th anniversary this year, so it would make sense for them to have a bunch more mario stuff than usual

Yo, wtf is this real?

Nahhhh. OP here. Just wanted to try my hand at some writing, and just said "fuck it, let's make a fake direct leak." I wanted to try to be as convincing as possible.

How many times do we have to tap the sign?

Nobody cares, why should companies be forced to do something special because years went by and now fags like you demand something?

>No Prime 4
>No Breath of the Wild 2

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The name is lame

>>Super Mario Odyssey: Globetrotter DLC
>Includes 2 new worlds: The Spooky Kingdom and the Sublevel Kingdom
most believable thing out of any of this. only nintendo would be jew-y enough to charge 10-15 bucks for a measley two worlds that any adult could 100% in a few hours.

Yes

>Luigi's Mansion 3: Gloom Service DLC
>a couple of new bosses,
>one of which is a guest character from Fire Emblem. Will not spoil who.

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Luigi's Mansion 3: Gloom Service DLC

It's a post-game scenario with a few extra floors and a couple of new bosses, one of which is a guest character from Fire Emblem. Will not spoil who.

Just no.

>Super Mario Odyssey: Globetrotter DLC Includes 2 new worlds: The Spooky Kingdom and the Sublevel Kingdom. The area in the Spooky Kingdom is named Catacreek, a small valley with parallels to the River Styx. The residents are these pumpkin-like things that I don't even know how to describe.The Sublevel Kingdom is this huge underground area with these rock-like golem people called the Crogs. The area is called Crystalline Clearing. Two new costumes are also shown, which are Vampire Hunter and Miner.

They aren't going to make Odyssey DLC three years after the game got released.

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Why do you trannies keep making up shit like this?

>Super Mario Odyssey: Globetrotter DLC
confirmed fake, because we don't deserve more odyssey

holy based

nigger faggot

That's cool, too bad no Direct has ever leaked within 12 hours of a Direct broadcast and never in this detail

kys

You are retarded. Not a single real leak on here has that much detail. It's always short and to the point. No faggoty fluff to fill your fanfic.

>he's new to DLC

I always believed they were coming back

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This leak is fake, here's the real leak.
On March 26th, Nintendo will stream a direct, unannounced, at 1 pm pst. It will be five hours long roughly. They will show five uncut and unedited hours of my fat erect 8 inch penis. Around the 2 hour mark I begin to ejaculate nonstop for the remainder of the direct, save the last 2 minutes. The last two minutes will have various big names in Nintendo commenting on how much they like my cock. Sakurai will also show up and say that he wishes he could add my dick to Smash Ultimate but sadly does not think he could do it justice.

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user, I get you're trying to shitpost but have you seen dlc prices recently?

Based

Hey nice dick

Underrated.

The only one out of those that actually sounds retarded is Sticker Star.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SMTV ITS THE ONLY GAME I REALLY WANTED WHEN I BOUGHT THIS NOGAEMS MACHINE

>buying a console for the promise of a single game with no release date
You played yourself.

>Buying a console for a single game

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Fake as fuck
Paper Mario is dead
And nobody gives a flying fuck about any of the games listed

There better be a Direct announcement tomorrow, doesn't matter about any "fake leaks", it better show up, or else

Most bingbing wahoo doesnt appeal to me. People were memeing this thing as a holy grail JRPG machine and i fell for it.

Or else what, BITCH?

There're a lot of JRPGs just no SMTV, yet.

Persona 5 killed SMTV and hid the body in an alleyway near Atlus' HQ. Sorry to inform, but SMT's fucked.

It's had a lot of JRPG ports and the portability makes grinding less of a pain.

I usually don't care about Nintendo Directs but this has gone too fucking far. Honestly if there is gonna be a Direct then is now or never. The reasons why i believe the Direct is being announced tomorrow are:

>Literal who leaker said both an Indie and General Direct would come the 17 and 26 respectively

>Star Wars Outcast is confirmed to come to Switch and the PS4 Port is being released the 26 which makes it even more likable the Direct will happen that day

So yeah, the Direct is happening this week one way or another and if it doesn't then Direct are fucking and i'll sell my damn Switch

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The clincher is fighter pass 2 going up since the first went up when Joker was announced.

If Corona meant they had to change their plans and a Direct isn't coming I'd wish they'd just say that

April 18th
Mario Galaxy

There'll be a Direct when they feel like doing it not when patternfags tell them they have to do it.

user, user, have you stopped for a second that maybe the Direct hasn't been delayed maybe just maybe nobody, not even insiders, outside Nintendo themselves knows the date?

Certainly possible, but considering nobody outside Nintendo probably knows then there isn't any evidence either way of what's going on