Is this accurate? Are gamers just a bunch of freeloaders?

Whoa.....

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I guess it's something like "How dare you have fun while being stuck in home"

boomers are calling shelters. then other boomers are making fun of other generations for following their rules.

Either way, I work at a hospital. I can't stay home. I'll probably get sick and there's a chance I could die. I would suck 8 dicks to be that kid. Is this boomer humor just jealousy?

war among first world countries is nearly unimaginable in todays climate

can you really say america will go to war with any of the big 5(?)

>Noooooooooo you're supposed to be out working and spreading the diesease that will kill my entire generation
>FUCKING MILLENIALS!!!!!!!!

They think Jews are white people with a different religion and that Israel is America's first line of defence against Muslim hordes.

Because the boomerang to tell you to stop catching pokemon creatures.

>I would suck 8 dicks to be that kid. Is this boomer humor just jealousy?

its jealousy mixed with horrible retarded ignorance.

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he's not facing the tv

Boomers didn't even join the army, they were the post war generation.

>They think Jews are white people with a different religion
This is true for Ashkenazi Jews, which most European Jews are.

Yep. I don't have any interest in participating in society and id'e rather play games and do hobbies that interest me than waste time chasing after things I can't have. I've been treated as a weirdo outsider, a lonely outcast, my whole life. I'm an overweight, balding manlet, and even if bothered to try and fix my appearance Women would still only be attracted to things like wealth or whatever. I'll never appeal to someone enough for them to truly care about me. I've been outside society my whole life. Why would I willingly work for and pay taxes to a society that has treated me like shit from day 1? I'm not a member of the greater society, so why should I care to contribute? I would get absolutely nothing out of a job other than physical exhaustion in exchange for money that I wouldn't spend on anything.

I work a few hours a week under the table. Enough to cover rent and some food, but other than that I just stay home and play vidya and work on my hobbies. I'll never contribute to a human race that has rejected me my whole life.

>inb4 what an empty life
I already consider myself dead. I won't an hero because I still enjoy lots of things about living, but neither do I consider myself a "real" person at this point.

Boomerang humor

Also the fucking homo is flaunting his stinky socks trying to seduce me

>odds are strong that we're not even close to the worst the pandemic is going to get
>conservatives are suddenly flipping and saying that people should stop isolating to save the economy
>conservative voices on twitter outright saying people should be proud to sacrifice their lives for the good of the country equating dying on a hill in the pacific to working yourself to the bone only to potentially kill yourself and your family

b-bros?

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What will zoomer comics in 60 years look like? Will we make fun of the kids with wojaks?

>Dems are taking the other side of the rear and fucking over any stimulus bills with random health care shit the conservatives won't agree with.
>both sides are screaming at eachother for not trying to work together

>both sides are screaming at eachother for not trying to work together
You say that like this is news

>boomers shut down entire world and fuck the economy for at least a decade to come, possible worse than the great depression
>so that a virus that only kills them doesnt spread
>still manage to bitch about young people staying home when they are actually supposed to

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>hate offsprings
>still have them
Why do people do this

haha explosion go boom boom

the two sides of our political system have gotten themselves locked in a neverending game of political chicken where if you're not actively trying to fuck over the other side as hard as possible, you're a loser.

What’s the comic trying to say exactly? I mean the kid is perhaps being hyperbolic but if everyone was staying at home all day, then Corona wouldn’t be a thing. Meanwhile it’s the boomer apocalypse because Americunts are too proud to stay in.

I'm not, its just infuriating hearing some politician or news anchor say "we've got to drop all bipartisan ship and work together"
then immediately cut to "DID YOU HEAR WHAT TRUMP/NANCY PALOSI SAID?"

I've actually taken a stop watch and the time between them saying that was 5 minutes.

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Who the fuck eats pringles with milk?

Walk into a retirement home and start coofing.

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Bros how come my boomer parents have stayed married so long despite constantly fighting? They are in their 60s and got married in their mid 20s. I cannot remember a time where they didnt constantly fight.

>boomer comic
>self-aware

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What a world we live in. It’s almost like a cult. MUH ECOMONY.

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Excuse me, but that's water.

Go to bed, Chappatte.

>America is terrified of war now

Since when? War has been a staple of American life

We are literally saving the world right now

They got drafted

Most joined, the draft made up a pittance of new recruits and the worst generation of veterans still bitches to this day after making fools of themselves in fucking Vietnam

nobody is ever able to explain the difference between playing vidya vs watching countless hours of tv like boomers do/did

>the shops with Batman after they showed it
was fucking great

>work alarm dispatch
>suddenly everybody is "very sick wow dude don't want anybody else to get it I'm just looking out for you bro promise"
>7 day work weeks

Wish I could partake in quarantine culture.

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>>Dems are taking the other side of the rear and fucking over any stimulus bills with random health care shit the conservatives won't agree with.
This shit fucking baffles me. How hard is it to just drop the bullshit for one fucking second when our country is facing a crisis like this?
Politics really are just console wars for normalfags and boomers, man.

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I actually suggested my parents to give up t.v. for lent.

>"well user I think you should give up your computer"
>"wait you will if I give up tv? well I still want to watch tv"
>"I need to keep up with the news"

>LAZY loser 20-something who is STILL living at home (I can't believe he's doing that how the FUCK can be he be doing that I moved out when I was 13 with my factory job that paid the equivalent of $80k a year now) has the audacity to be playing those stupid loud video games and not pulling himself up by his bootstraps and now he's using the quarantine as an excuse it! Once I'm finished ruining the world some more I'll kick him out into a broken economy, that's what he deserves for enjoying media that I would be really into if it had come out during my childhood but it didn't so I'll hate it instead of trying to understand it.

>Call from parents.
>You never come over and see us anymore!
>Do so.
>Everybody just sits on their smartphone while the most inane shit blasts from the television.
>1 hour of this and I've had enough.
>Leaving so soon? Why don't you want to spend time with us.

The fuck happened? I got my ass blasted for using my Gameboy too much/when company was over back in the day but the average old fuck is worse than I ever was.

this

>hey do you guys want to do x y or z?
>no I'm too tired
>...
>you know user, we never get to talk or anything
>okay sure what do you want to talk about?
>not right now I'm tired

that's life everywhere. Nobody can put down their fucking phones for more than 15 mins. The worst part is it's always some social media garbage. It's sad

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>be a complete loser who works part-time at a grocery store while living at home
>suddenly epidemic hits and now politicians are referring to me and people like me as a "hero" for putting toilet paper and spaghetti on shelves that nobody really needs more than usual but think they do because they're panicking
>even if I refuse extra shifts and stay at home it's considered to be smart, safe and conscientious
>Schlomo Safewaysteinowitzberg is paying extra and asking for 9+ hour shifts 7 days a week when he would normally consider 35 hours a week "full time"
>allowed to shop at 7 am when the store is normally closed to everyone except old people
Yeah honestly until I get Corona'd by touching some infected box and then kill my parents by spreading it to them as well, I'd say this whole thing is actually pretty great. Lots of shitty events I didn't want to attend are being cancelled too.

Social media but never socializing. I love how mankind builds our own hell.

Boomers should thank the public for not killing them with the virus. But no, just more ungrateful senile babbling as they fucking set the world on fire. Boomers are fucking scum. Boomers deserve a plague far worse than the wimpy little Covid19.

I have a feeling they were trying to be slightly off, but didn't realize that's the actual spelling.

What's health care proposals are they trying to stick into those bills? I can understand if it's stuff that the rest of the world already has but if it's stuff too radical for even the world at large then I can understand that.

True mate we're getting showered in neetbux over here in aus lol

planned parenthood and tranny stuff.

>VIDEO GAME VIOLENCE BAD
>REAL VIOLENCE FOR OIL BARONS AND CORPORATE INTERESTS GOOD

Conservatives are just sneaking more corporate anuslicking into the bill as usual

They don't want to die alone. Better to have someone always stick by you no matter what even if both are always yelling at each other.

There was some bullshit about acquisition of every American's pay grades for the sake of race statistics, for one. It was a bunch of totally unrelated and sketchy shit to what needs to be done.

You can make money by playing Vidya, you can't make money watching TV.

I dunno, they did try to shove a slush fund for big corps in there with millions under Mnuchin's discretion PLUS could hide their companies as recipients for half a fucking year.
I mean the DNC is being gay babies but to act like the GOP isn't trying to load up their own bullshit is silly.

>NO YOU CANT GO OUTSIDE OR GO TO WORK! YOU MIGHT GIVE ME THE CORONA AND THEN BETSY AND I WONT BE ABLE TO GO ON THAT CRUISE THAT WE SCHEDULED AND PAID FOR WITH MY $10000 PENSION THAT YOUR TAXES PAID FOR! INSTEAD ILL HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND USE MY FREE MEDICAL INSURANCE THAT YOU ALSO PAY FOR!
>WHAT YOU’RE DOING THINGS YOU WANT TO DO WHILE YOU ARE FORCED TO STAY HOME TO PROTECT MY HEALTH!!!!! GOD DAMN SNOWFLAKE MILLENNIALS!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
On the day of the rope traitors go first.

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If the US didn't have a retarded healthcare system, you wouldn't need such intense stimulus bills

News articles? I like to get my burger news from this Canuck citizen's journalism website(at least it used to be citizen's journalism focused before AFP decided to colonize it with their journalists).
digitaljournal.com/

Nah, I got my own place. Sadly, I'm considered an essential worker.

>I mean the DNC is being gay babies but to act like the GOP isn't trying to load up their own bullshit is silly.
I wasn't, don't get me wrong. I think it's fucking absurd that both the DNC and the GOP can't just let things go and make a decent fucking bill without slapping extra bullshit on top of it in a crisis like this.

They are all traitors, grab your guns and march on Washington boys, we gunna have ourselves a good old fashion lynching.

the problem is that both parties have two retarded solutions.

>just get insurance to pay for the 90,000$ bill
vs
>just give everyone 90,000$ to pay for the bill

No ones asking why a catscan costs 90,000$

Read up on why MACV's failed in Vietnam.

In all likelihood, we will never see another draft in the U.S. again. Military industrial complex has evolved and requires extensive training these days. Prior to WWII, you could take any U.S. civilian, hand him a rifle, and he'd make a decent infantryman.

Today that's not the case. Logistics has proven to be more effective than tactics, which is why recruitment has become significantly more centralized and selective.

lol what are you poor? 90000$ isn't even alot.

just pirate the catscan idiot

don't worry we'll inflate everything (besides income) that 90,000$ will seem reasonable.

It’s a death cult, and it’s not even one of the cool ones. I’m not killing myself or my family for the fucking Invisible Hand.

>t. glownigger trying to quell the herd before the slaughter

Smells suspiciously like a regression to the times of professional militaries loyal to their generals or regimes rather than their country and the people in it.

Mortal Kombat is my favorite FPS.
>Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Striker

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It's only unreasonable if you're poor and poors don't even deserve to breath my air much less get free shit.