Steve is the best choice for a character in Super Smash Brothers, if you disagree then you are not only objectively wrong and sheep following the Banjo Herd
Smash Brothers: Fighters Pass Two
Justin Cooper
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Austin Baker
Get to the part where you start contorting in rage and losing hair.
Brody Gonzalez
Carter Phillips
St this point I just want him in so you fags shut up and stop making these shit threads
Kevin Clark
REMINDER:
IF YOU WANT BANJO YOU ARE A REDDIT TOURIST
Grotesque Steve not only is the single greatest Yas Forums meme but also broke the board several times. By trying to act morally above him you are being a huge dicksucking banjofag who only wants to be on "Da Winning Side!!" and not the side with soul, and with a chance still!
Owen Robinson
Steve would unironically be cool. It's a shame these threads have ruined that though.
Charles Martinez
fuck off stevefag
Andrew Bennett
>Steve would unironically be cool. It's a shame these threads have ruined that though.
Translated: I love Steve but i'm too pussy to admit that I also love Grotesque Steve
Joshua Brown
Creepy Steve is the best thing to come out of Smash threads.
Evan Collins
Not only does it provide tons of funny and creative OC, but he's so Cute and Funny
David Gray
Unironically this.
Jayden Allen
I was so happy when the shitposting with this godawful model finally ceased, why did you faggots have to bring it back again.
Brody Gutierrez
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Andrew Stewart
I kinda feel bad for anons who unironically want Steve. They'll always be associated with shitposters.
Joseph Miller
Quarantine madness has finally gotten to them. They’ve deluded themselves into thinking they’re back in March 2019.
Evan Watson
>Banjo laying flowers upon Nintendo's tombstone
Dare I say based
Ryder Turner
Its true.
Nathan Jackson
who made the disgusting steve model?
Hudson Wood
Some gay furry who possibly is also a pedo
Brayden King
it has been actual years of this now
Blake Morgan
Didn't you hear? Fighter Pass 2 got cancelled.
Jose Reyes
Why would Banjofags even care if Steve got in at this point? Wasn't the whole idea of Grotesque Steveposting was that Steve would get in over him?
Cameron Sullivan
Aight faggot I'll give you your (you)
>soul
>sold to microsoft
>game loses its charm with every new update
Aiden Jones
Source?
Henry Richardson
This.
Kevin Phillips
I hate Steveposters, and I hate Minecraft, but he's probably in.
>best selling game of all time
>on the Switch
>"indie" rep
>"Microsoft" rep
>would get all the little YouTube kiddies playing Smash
Christian Mitchell
BASED STEVECHAD
Colton Reed
“I looked for you on the roster,” Banjo said to them.
“We were not there,” Ser Geno answered.
“Woe to Sakurai if we had been,” said Ser Reimu.
“When the direct fell, Ser Sakurai slew your leak with a golden deconfirmation, and I wondered where you were.”
“Far away,” Ser Geno said, “or Dante would yet sit on the roster, and Byleth would burn in seven hells.”
“I came down on Final Destination to lift the siege,” Banjo told them, and the Hero and Joker dipped their banners, and bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Minecraft Steve.
“Ser Terry Bogard is fled to King of Fighters Stadium, with Piranha Plant. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
“Ser Terry is a good man and true,” said Ser Geno.
“But not of the Rosterfags,” Ser Reimu pointed out. “The Rosterfags does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Steve. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Geno.
Banjo’s jinjos moved up beside him, with jigsaw puzzles in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said Ser Minecraft Steve, the Sword of Microsoft. He unsheathed Diamond Sword and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
“No,” Banjo said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
Connor Cruz
Yes, but as you can see, some people just wanna keep the train rolling, despite the fact it's already off track.
William Foster
Cope Reimutards the true Indiegame chad is in.
Gavin Myers
Steve can join Smash right after the first lady of fighting games herself joins the roster as a playable fighter (a.k.a. Chun-Li and NOT Springtrap)
Nathan Rogers
Gas Trannies
Dominic Watson
so, OP basically.
Jose Roberts
Yes. Steve's the perfect choice. For a costume.
Parker Rogers
>sales mean something
Banjo and Terry are in
>On the Switch
Crash Confirmed.
Ayden Lopez
who MADE grotesque steve anyway? Even after banjo ive seen no definitive answer and im confused. someone clearly keeps making it
Isaac Adams
The creative OC stopped when Banjo got in. It's just some second tier discord faggots trying to keep this alive. Sad really.
Blonichu. On discord.
Chase Wilson
she only fucks big blonde men. i used to like her but now with that and the china flu going around i dont want her in my smash
Parker Gonzalez
>CHUN LI IS HERE TO FIGHT
>cough cough
>Entire Smash roster on quarantine.
Thomas Powell
...what discord? im worried.
especially after the baby gore fiasco that i heard happened with a steve discord
Hudson Ramirez
The same discord.
Hudson Morris
Easton James
futuristichubs
Ian Sullivan
You know that would only make it worse.
Jason Stewart
>claims to be the first lady of fighting games
>chun li
Lol
Juan Reed
fug.
they arent mentally sane are they? why are they like this?
Dominic Nguyen
i feel like microsoft is about to phase the character out of existance whenever that diablo knockoff drops.
the poor cunts already had his beard shaved and his skin bleached, he's getting warped out of resemblance and microsoft likely wants to just erase any piece of notch's involvment
Justin Fisher
you probably don't even play fighting games and just want a waifu in you faggot
Aaron Johnson
The first lady of fighting is Konami's Star/Lang from Yie Ar Kung-Fu.
Leo Fisher
incineroar shitposted evaporated the literal day of his reveal. the character was so overwhelming dissapointing that even the shitposters didn't want to keep using him. byleth is practically gone too, most people don't even remember the fucker's in the game anymore. if steve got in we'd get maybe a day of shitposting then nobody would talk about it save for the occasional "[current year] i am forgotten" thread
Jeremiah Martinez
Angel Martin
>a stevefag commissioned this.
Jack Flores
>this makes discord raiders seethe
Anthony Gomez
No, look how all the shit about Banjo and Ridley stopped after they got in
You deal with a few days of triumphant threads and dick stroking but then they'd stop
Dylan Rogers
wtf am I looking at?
Isaiah Gonzalez
Ugh, more Springtrap pawns i'm guessing. It seems the job of an officer at interpol is never done, but nonetheless, Chun-Li will always be there to bring you pawns to justice! Guile will assist bringing you lot behind bars, because Chun-Li has to prepare for an upcoming role as a playable fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, YATTA!
Chun-Li IS the first lady of fighting games, she was the first playable female in a fighting game, which caused many females to want to play the game to play as a very positive female figure they could look up to. Did you know that due to the OG version of Street Fighter II only allowed one player to play as a fighter? Well, because many females wanted to both play as Chun-Li at the same time, Capcom made sure to update the next version of SFII with the ability for both players to pick the same character.
Adam Cooper
>IF YOU WANT BANJO YOU ARE A REDDIT TOURIST
He's already in the game, though.
Adam Wood
what wojakposters get drawn when they're not commissioning new edits
Sebastian Ross
Yie Ar Kung-Fu came out two years before Street Fighter. And has Star and Fan. You fight Star first. She's the first lady of fighting games.
Chase Foster
This “”rivalry”” is the most forced thing I’ve seen on Yas Forums. Stop.
Lincoln Young
Looks like you're a liar, Chun-Li.
Jacob Turner
>there will never be another "K rool vs Ashley" or "banjo vs Steve" arc again
I hate rosterfagging in general but there was something special about those times when there was 2 main factions arguing in every rosterfag thread over why the other's character will never ever happen.
Maybe I just miss the excitement of those announcement trailers...
Isaac Hill
Wow. Chun Li even copied Star. Wtf, Chun Li's a hack.
Julian Rodriguez
Star is the true First Lady of Fighting and then Chun Li stole her thunder.
Owen Kelly
True. It'll feel a lot better once he gets in though.
Josiah Wilson
When did this Chun-Li vs. Springtrap rivalry even start, is it related to Steve vs. Banjo?
Angel Reed
Literally the same people. As well as Steve vs Grotesque Lloyd.
A bunch of discorders ditched the Stevemodel and made a new Lloyd one, which makes no sense, since Lloyd doesn't need to be 'smashified'.
Gavin Turner
youtube.com
Reminder that these are your average stevies
Jacob Perry
You autistic goddamn nigger. Why the fuck do you keep RPing like this? Do you want to make people hate a character they like? Every time I see Chun-li I'm reminded of you fucking retardation, please genuinely off yourself so we can forget you exist.
Lincoln Watson
Was Star even playable? I don't think so, however, Chun-Li WAS playable, hence how she became the first lady of fighting games.
This misinformation has thankfully been cleared up, but with that out of the way, Steve can indeed join the world of Smash as a playable fighter, but he'll have to wait his turn after the first lady of fighting games herself, Chun-Li!
Jaxon White
not really, these guys at least took the L
Bentley Green
thanks for the reminder, what a big sweet BTFO to these retardeds
Ryan Nguyen
Chun Li would have been cooler than Ken but at this point it's to l8. At the very least another FGC is inevitable. Maybe Heihachi or Nightmare will get in
Liam Diaz
Yie Ar Kung-Fu II
"The game also features a two-player mode,[1] in which Player 1 controls Lee while Player 2 has the choice to play as either Yen Pei, Lan Fang or Po Chin, making Lan Fang the first ever playable female character in a fighting game (predating Saboteur II female ninja by one year and Chun Li in Street Fighter II by five years)."
Thomas Anderson
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO CHUN LI BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Jaxson Evans
Cameron Murphy
I think this is the work of a random furry. He looks more muscular than he does in the real render. Stevefags would have spared no dignity and made him look fat and make sure the diaper is filled with shit.
Lucas King
>Lan Fang is the first playable female fighter in a game.
>Resetta calls Chun Li the first lady fighter.
Matthew Foster
Maybe if conker or MC gets in as a second xbox rep the stevies alongside whoever made that shitty model can finally kill themselves
Christopher Diaz
I'd love another Namco character too, but the problem with their fighting game characters is that they don't have any moves that make them go up crazy high. Tekken and Soul Calibur are a lot more grounded (literally) than Street Fighter and King of Fighters.
TLDR: What would their Up-B's be?
Angel Nguyen
Didn't sound like it to me
Cooper Thompson
>the entire furry fandom isn't into dia....
Nolan Green
Can Lan Fang be playable as player one? Oh, wait, she CAN'T, so by default she can't be the first lady of fighting games since she can't be the protagonist, leading the way for the future of female fighters. With Chun-Li, the main character CAN be a strong female lead.
It was a noble effort, but this is where it's decided, with the winner being Chun-Li!