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y...yes?
Todd, No.
Don't answer it
skyrim. buy.
Regular or Special Edition?
What's up Toddler?
I only bought Skyrim once, I'm sorry Todd.
Both
hello this is scott's skyrim emporium, we sell nothing but skyrim 24/7, how can i help you?
yes of course todd, i will pay 9.99 for the xbox series x upgrade patch for skyrim remastered
Moshi moshi, JRPG desu
yes
He reminds me of Michael Scott.
I don't have the money, like, right now. Is it ok if i do it later?
>....
what do you mean you don't have the money?
Shut the fuck you fucking hack. Go port skyrim to the Ouya so I can actually enjoy it.
Well, Mr howard, you know, i got to pay rent and i have important stuff to pay first, like food etc. I can't just buy skyrim now
>have to pay rent
Don't be silly user. You don't need a place to live. You can play Skyrim on the switch. Let me in and I'll show you...
DON'T LET THIS DEMON IN
No Mr Howard please, i swear i'll buy skyrim on pc as soon as i can, i don't have a switch, it's too expensive, please don't hurt me, go away no stop stop haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
banana phone
You know I'm sick, right. With your money I could get the help I need. Now, I'll ask only once more. What is you credit card information.
i played all of your games mr. todd!
i bought none
Moshi Moshi?
What do you mean you don't have a switch? You can't possibly own every version of skyrim then.
This isn't funny anymore user. Open up and show me your Skyrim collection right now.
NO PLEASE MR HOWARD PLEASE NOOOO LEAVE THIS DOOR ALONE
NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh God. OH GOD. HE'S COMING IN!!
I'm already inside guys. Those were some funny jokes you were making, sorry for overreacting. For real now, where are your copies of Skyrim?
What's the context for the original vn scene? I think I've only ever seen edits
Why the fuck has nobody made a Todd text-to-speech AI yet? The meme potential would be legendary
right here todd
GUYS HE'S IN
I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH TILME I GOT LEFT BUT PLEASE YOU NEED TO HELJQHIAGDOIGAJDBAIGXJDGZIOSFAUDGAHJODVOHAOGUDVZAIFUAGDVIZGFUDI%P
>i bought none
You don't say.
todd, we've had this talk before i already bought your fucking faggot game. igor will deal with you now.
Don't be silly user. I am the creator of FallOut and the VATS system after all.
You can't win this fight, so put down the gun and go buy more copies of Skyrim
Todd no! We have to practice social distancing. You might have the coronavirus. I have a grandma at home, you're putting her in danger. Skyrim can wait.
Todd I can assure you I have over 400 hours in the Xbox 360 version of Skyrim AND I even bought the collectors edition with the Alduin statue and art book.
NOOOO GOD PLEASE NOOOOO HE'S IN MY HOUSE!!!! MAKE HIM LEAVE!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE HIM LEAVEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im ready for the bullet. take me away, toddy boy.
Wrong pic. Never mind I messed up
user! The nice man want to know why you are trying to avoid paying for the new skyrim edition, grandma will be fine!
oh yeah? *gets closer*
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Sorry, Todd. But I don't make the rules around here. In fact, you did.
would
One last trip to flavortown
I'd buy a copy of Skyrim for a round with Toddette
So would I.
epic reddit thread
What would happen if he got corona'd?
Go back election-newfag
You're not homewreckers, are you Anons? How can you do this when Todd Jr. is in the picture?
does anyone know where I can purchase a one new skyrim?
Hi Rod. Skyrim is a terrible game, you should play Fallout: New Vegas instead.
>hi this is Todd Howard
>i'm calling you today as our records show you haven't bought any of my games
>this is your 24hr notice to tell you that if you don't buy Skyrim by this time tomorrow your mother dies in her sleep
>have a nice day, please hold for a short survey when I finish speaking
uhhhhhhhhhhh isn't the VATS system just the default Fallout 1/2 combat system?
Never should have come here!
Don't worry. I'll be playing plenty of hide & seek with Jr., to see if he cheers up. Whilst he hides, I will try and seek him by looking in his mother's bedroom.