It's really kind of a fucked up, abusive relationship when you think about it
It's really kind of a fucked up, abusive relationship when you think about it
Camden Barnes
Dylan Jackson
how so
Jason Morgan
good thing i don't think
Easton Smith
The only fucked up thing is how Link has the strength of spirit to resist the urge to pound that ass into the ground.
Matthew Nguyen
After every single day of journneying, Zelda commands Link to lay on his back by the campfire. Zelda then hovers her peachy, fat ass over his head and plops it down onto his face, getting comfy and reading there for several hours while Link can just struggle to breathe and serve as her chair.
Jack Nguyen
>THe entire reincarnation thing and the fact that Zelda doesn't give two shits about him until she realizes he has a nice body and a big sword
Nicholas Carter
>the fact that Zelda doesn't give two shits about him until she realizes he has a nice body and a big sword
Just like any other woman then
Kevin Kelly
Yes it is
Christopher Cook
Yes, society is fucked up and deserves to burn. I play vidya to get away from it. If romance MUST be part of Zelda I want something touching and wholesome
Justin Parker
I don't see how it's abusive
Xavier Bennett
see
He was literally born to be her fucktoy and she depends on him to do everything for her
Isaac Kelly
Zelda ends up saving his life though
Anthony Campbell
The virgin scholar
>Unable to use her powers on her own at 17 despite a decade of training
>Wastes her spare time praying to Hylia, who doesn't give a fuck
>Princess in name only, possesses no real wisdom or leadership qualities to speak of
>Takes out her self-loathing on her Hero, only warms up to him when she realizes that she wants to fuck him
>Tries to come up with a plan to fight Ganon, backfires so horrifically that her whole kingdom is wiped out
>>"W-Well, time to rebuild Hyrule, even though Ganon will probably come back to ruin it... again."
The chad pirate
>Grows up never being told about her powers, still is able to wield them effortlessly as a child once she learns about them
>Prays to no one, is actually prayed to by her successors
>Spends her life leading men in and out of danger, founds and governs a prosperous land
>Develops a lifelong bond of mutual appreciation and respect with her Hero, immortalizing him in her Royal Guard
>Expert strategist from childhood, even catching the King of Evil off guard with her tactics
>"Meh, Hyrule sucked anyway, I'll make a better one with Trains and Movie theaters"
Elijah Walker
How many guardians did he scrap before that? How many lasers did he eat face first? Who is it that still has to do all the real work after that?
Levi Peterson
Zelda had no idea her powers were going to activate at that moment, for all she knew the guardian was going to fry her. She was willing to give her life for Link because she loved him so much
Sebastian Sanders
Why weren't the first 50 guardians enough to make her love him?
Isaiah Perez
BOTW Zelda is an autist who tries to make Link eat frogs
Elijah Turner
Why is Zelda so worthless? Naive,selfish,and foolhardy which leads to scenes like opening of TP,the champions getting btfo,Link sealed away for seven years while the world rots.
Joshua Price
Because Aonuma is an old Japanese coot and therefore afraid of including good female characters in his video games.
Caleb Gutierrez
Fujibayashi wants her to be worthless waifubait. Minish Cap should've been the first hint in hindsight
Evan Sanchez
>Blaming Aonuma.
The three most competent iterations of Zelda (WW,TP, and ST) are all from Aonuma games
It's Fujibayashi
Bentley Cooper
TP is garbage
Nicholas Harris
She's nothing special but she's not an irresponsible moron like SS/BotW. She surrenders a fight she can't win and lends what support she can to Link and Midna afterwards.
Josiah Sanders
Soon we'll have the best Zelda
William Gutierrez
She doesn't really do anything in TP. I still think Zelda and Ilia should have been the same character
Julian Roberts
>ST
>Aonuma game
doubt
Landon Jones
Can't wait for her to get Phantom Hourglass'd
She was there to assist Link on horseback. That's already more than you got in SS
Evan Perez
Link literally accomplishes nothing in any Zelda game without Zelda holding his hand
Parker Gray
LttP
Samuel Bell
They'll be married at the end of BOTW2, right?
Dylan Rivera
He wouldn't have needed her help in BotW if she hadn't given him brain damage
Daniel Green
>he ships zelda and link
Kevin Butler
>Zelda holding his hand
lewd
Juan Barnes
we all know the REAL relationship is Gandolf pounding Link's sweet, tight boipucci. Zelda ain't shit.
Cameron James
That's too blanket of a statement. Very few people ship all of them
Dylan Anderson
Not a lot of choice really unless he bangs that shy chick.
Nolan Perry
Zelda is ugly
Asher Harris
She's a cuckqueen though
Owen Martinez
I don't care what anyone else says.
Carson Hughes
It's a fact that Mipha cared about Link more than Zelda did. Zelda was just such a horrible person that Mipha had to die so she could be happy
Ian White
Benjamin Gomez
Irrelevant.
She still saved his life in this moment.
Stay cucked, chud.
Kayden Jones
Jace Peterson
>Stay cucked, chud.
What does cucking have to do with pointing out that Zelda's kind of a bitch. Link saving her dozens of times after her yelling at him constantly while she saves him once does not making for an even, healthy relationship. If you want a game where they both save each other a relatively even number of times, try Spirit Tracks or Wind Waker
Cameron Nelson
Yep, Zelda will marry me and Link will marry a strong gerudo man
Jonathan Fisher
gayfags get the rope
Matthew Perry
How is the user who marries Zelda gay?
Noah Mitchell
Can Zelda use the Master Sword?
Liam Adams
This. Zelda's such a hottie.
William Lewis
She can hold it but we've never seen her use it
Samuel Mitchell
This.
Get used to it.
Hunter Ramirez
>Wholesome series where the valiant, heroic, and brave always win
>Wholesome relationships and traditional values of love, hard work, and altruism
>Attracts nothing but degenerate coomers
Disgusting
Nicholas Murphy
No, only Link can use it as the champion of Hylia.
While Zelda IS the mortal spirit of Hylia, it's been stated only Link can use the MS and never has anyone else been able to so...
Noah Lopez
Hey, horny perverts like myself can appreciate wholesomeness too.
Jaxon Nelson
This.
Fucking hate the Zelda fandom. Bunch of creepy fucks.
Jeremiah White
There is literally nothing wrong about nonstop, degenerate, mindblowing sex between a man a woman who are married to each other
Matthew Ramirez
Cope yaoicucks
Blake Roberts
all hetero relationships are fucked up and abusive due to the inherent power imbalance.
Ryder Gomez
>smiling once more
She never fucking smiled
Matthew Kelly
Exactly
Lucas Smith
Only the Zelda in Skyward Sword is the mortal spirit of Hylia. Afterwards Hylia returned to the heavens, you talk to her when interacting with goddess statues. All other Zeldas don't share the spirit of the goddess, just her divine blood passed down through the generations.
Link is the one who reincarnates, the spirit of the hero is bound to the blood of the goddess and is constantly reborn to protect it, and Demise's hatred is also bound by curse to the blood of the goddess, so he reincarnates too.
So long as the royal bloodline exists, both Link and Demise will never truly die. One will seek to destroy the heiress, the other protect her.
Carson Williams
Why Zelda and Link almost always look like each other? They could be siblings in BotW, they look the same.
Mason Martinez
SS is one of, if not, the worst thing to happen to Zelda. And fuck BotW for continuing its lore.
William Diaz
Fujibayashi can't stick around forever