He picks the little girl as the main character

>he picks the little girl as the main character
But why?

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It's funny

Because I want to get fucked by a penis.

And cute.

Because it makes me horny and I need to jack off

But she is cute.

fute?

Why is she so fat and ugly?

>He makes the same thread every day
But why?

How is the demo?

I downloaded it for PC but I found out my 6yo xbox 360 controller is having stick problems so I ended up uninstalling and will likely download it on switch in the near future. Is it worth the hassle?

I have no idea what game this is but I'm assuming the little girl is the joke character option.

Yes, but the remake is pretty easy even on hard.

To try her out. Not really a fan of her as a main character. See does seem like she has some good aide character potential though. My first team was duran,Charlotte, and the other spell caster. I don't see why they would let you pick 3 when you only get the 2nd one you pick. Fucking dumb.

Who makes the most convincing MCs?

The slut.

Hawkeye
Duran
Angela

>too low iq to be mc
Charlotte
Kevin
Riesz

is kevin supposed to sound like he has autism?

what’s worse? a tranny or a pedophile?

I'm a registered sex offender dangerous pedophile

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funny how japan likes Riesz and call Angela a Kussoero character

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You need to stop using that.

He was trained as a weapon and had zero social interaction.

Riesz is literally retarded.

What do you mean I'm funny? Funny how?

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How so?

what did you do?

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You know...funny

Yep.

They are the best

You mean like a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm here to amuse you?

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It's cute and funny.

Funny? more like cunny.

Anyone who picks Charlotte as their MC is a cunnyssuer.

I'd like to fuck her butt as much as the next man, but I don't think having a healer as the MC would result in very fun gameplay.

>>he picks the little girl as the main character

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I don't.
My video game character is 17-24 year old fertile woman with sufficient combat prowess to ward off other males so she can stay pure for me.

>fun
>gameplay
>JRPG
pick two (2)

>sufficient combat prowess to ward off other males
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

it's fiction you fucking doofus
the reason i do it in vidya is because it cannot exist in the real world

why do you think you watch anime?

Shitposter.

is this game fun

she has the smallest brain

Yeah. The combat is more so based on numbers though so hitting things is tantamount to wacking someone with a wet pool noodle.

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Charlotte, this is a mahou shoujo animu.

This is a 15 year old in Japan.

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I went Riesz as mc because she's the generalist/balanced character. But, she's pretty fucking dumb. How the fuck do you forget your brother or leave him behind like that?

because I'm a little girl

>One shudders to consider what line of demented thinking could lead a cleric to have fallen to this abyssal point. Having made pacts no sane mind would make, and having abandoned the path of healing and protection, those who survive the Warlock's foul rites and insidious rituals call forth demons and foul things of the abyss to rend apart their foes with terrible strength and unrelenting dark magic. Stripping away magical protections with sadistic glee as she sends the hordes of the underworld after her prey, the Warlock must be ever vigilant in summoning and dismissal of her "friends", lest they spy a crack in her mental armor and devour her like any other
Just go dark side, bro.

all trannies are pedophiles but not al paedophiles are trannies

Yeah, that's why you make Chawwotte the mc and pair her with Kevin and Riesz to form the low iq squad.

does that mean mother 3 was not fun?

>Not choosing her as your main character

Ridiculously based

>there is fucking dialogue that doesn't have subtitles
Holy fuck lmao. Duran and Angela fucking banter inside the cave and you won't even notice it.

This is worth a personal screencap.

Because I want to be young and happy again.

I'll pick all three like JRPGs generally are, thanks.

>WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING MULTIPLAYER
WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING MULTIPLAYER
>WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING MULTIPLAYER
WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING MULTIPLAYER
>WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING MULTIPLAYER
WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING MULTIPLAYER
>WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING MULTIPLAYER
WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING MULTIPLAYER

I WANNA PLAY THIS GAME WITH MY BF LIKE THE ORIGINAL

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Baste

She is literally the thirstiest of the three.

>Charlotte, Kevin, Riesz

Based retard squad saving the world from a dark wizard.

Imagine going Dark and not picking Necromancer for Black Curse.

That was my very first squad.

Nunchucks and ass power attack

He's an unga bunga beastman.
He and Charlotte really are a good romantic pair since they're both stunted, and no Charlotte won't get Heath, their relationship is actually well defined and it's not like that.

Going by the demo, there are some really weird things with this game. Like npcs turning around and looping a walking animation without actually moving as they turn. Or the character running animations feeling like it doesn't match his actual move speed.

Bishop Charlotte better still get a bonus to her first-tier skill attack.

That's unironically a great team comp if you're set on doing Charlotte/Kevin's story.

Played the demo on Switch, didn't have any issues other than the voice acting being bellow abysmal, but that's on every version.

Because I like smug lolis that beat up people.

?
Care to explain? That's the first I've heard of it.

JP or English?