OH NO NO NO NO, I told you Steam drones Alyx was going to be another flop in a long line of Valve made flops like these, but your simping for VR blinded you to the facts:
Valve can't make anything successful anymore
>Steam machines? Flop >Steam controllers? Flop >SteamOS? Flop >Steam Link? Flop >Shartifact? You better believe that was a flop >Source 2? Not even made to even be a flop >Steam Videos? Flop >Steam VR? Fired devs and unpopular games >DOTA Underlords? OH NO NO NO NO >Half Life Alyx? Critics love it, but who listens to those retards other than fanboys of shitty games?
Literally the only money they have is from rent controlling other peoples games like a corrupt landlord, and that's gonna end soon.
(Reminder Steam drones have never proven me wrong about this list and instead just say things like "NOBODY CARES ABOUT ARTIFACT!!!1")
>B-b-but tons of people bought da index!!!1
A lot of people bought the Kinect too, you pathetic simp.
Why does it look like a ps2 game if it's a pc exclusive in 2020
Camden Lee
If you use the word ‘simp’ without also posting a picture of a cat then a syphilitic homeless man will sneak into your bedroom tonight and fuck you in the ass. Don’t use the word simp (without a safety cat)!
I'm not supporting valve anymore. Fuck them. They ruined and killed dota, tf2 and everything else they had. They INVENTED fucking lootboxes and everything they make now is flat out garbage. Fuck valve
Justin Mitchell
doom fucking sucks though
James Rodriguez
>If you added Artifact to that image with a green checkmark, you'd look like a massive retard well yeah, it didn't come out in 2020
This, I'd actually be impressed at its fervor if it wasn't for how blatantly obvious it was
Logan Diaz
Doom sucked Furry crossing is for little kids and women, neckbeards liking it is embarassing. Alyx is VR meme shit REmake3 looks like reused assets from 2 with a tranny looking Jill as an heroine that acts nothing like her FFVII is 1/3 of the full game, maybe less. Cyberpunk looks good, but not amazing.
Cameron Price
School is closed and has been for weeks, what did you expect to happen to this board?
Christian Lee
Ding dong diddly
Oliver Scott
its an objective fact hl:a was a success for the vr business if the game is good or not thats subjective and worth debating at least
Nolan Johnson
Their fault for pandering to womyn
Dylan Flores
The game is objectively well made and mechanically sound
Hunter Brown
>Linear as fuck >No challenge maybe if you dont understand what makes a good game
Andrew Adams
t.Shilling McSalestoon
Luke Rogers
>no! you can't just mod the game to play without VR because that would invalidate my $1000 investment to play this single game!! >noooo, stop telling valve to make the next HL game flat!! I need use for my VR headset you bigot!
Lincoln Price
>neckbeards liking it is embarassing.
Lol I literally had neckbeards asking for peoples nintendo IDs or whatever
Cameron Davis
Finna
Jaxson Perez
who are you yelling at
Juan Jackson
Yikes
Andrew Hernandez
I missed the whole steam festival demo thing but I somehow knew about this shitty HL2 VR knockoff game weeks before it came out. Valve really has it's priorities down.
>OH NO NO NO NO Can we just start banning faggots that open threads like this. They're not interested in discussion, they just want force tortanic scenarios on everything.
It's the best fps ever made by a mile. Maybe not for story retard snoys tho
Jaxon Stewart
there's no way anyone older than 20 would say that "oh no no no" shit, even ironically
Angel Russell
>This is fucking retarded levels of shilling. Let’s discuss how well vr is doing a month from now instead. people who wanted to play the game already bought a VR (wich are very low) No one is going to buy a VR for any other game because they're all shit.
