So the dust has settled, alyx flopped and we have the biggest valve drone meltdown right now on Yas Forums...

Remember each one of those cost $1000 not $60

>flopped
they never intended for it to fly off the shelves. You're just coping that they spent all the dotabux on something unique.

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>some old ass ass creed games rapes your vr corpse
nothing personal kid

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>compares free games to paid games

hmmm

UNOPTIMIZED!!1!1!

>literally free to play

>less popular than dayz standalone
OH NONONONONO

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well ass creed is not free anymore dumb valve drone, you are slurping too much semen

But it was free, which is why it's there.

with your logic tomb raider isnt free right now but it should count

right?

why are you neets so suicidal over HLA? Yeah I prefer non-VR games too but for the love of fuck, shut the fuck up.

>it was free that's why its free now
and half shit was released yesterday and already lost half of his playerbase, just kill yourself
>gets btfo
>still tries
what is wrong with valve drones ?

>reading this poorly

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>and half shit was released yesterday and already lost half of his playerbase, just kill yourself

imagine my shock when a single player game that doesnt offer anything more loses its player base once you finish it

HORROR

They're desperate to play it because it's a Half-Life game (barely) but too poor for a VR-ready PC and headset. If it was HL3 I could kind of understand being upset, but this is just a non-canon side story.

these vr valve drones are talking about the free weekend thing, they lost touch with their lives so they think its still sunday

>and half shit was released yesterday and already lost half of his playerbase, just kill yourself
Okay, but that has literally nothing to do with what I said? Why are you so angry about video games?

>boneworks runs just fine
>HL:A has constant reprojections and audio cracks
I dont know if its my Rift S or what but im fucking pissed.

>youtube vr game = singleplayer game
thanks for proving my point why alyx is dogshit

imagine being poor in 2020, at least your mom will bring you mcdonalds tonight sweaty

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>be you
>the laughing stock of the gaming community
>your game is the gimmick of the month
>hyped up for months
>you finally release
>giant flop
>be half life alyx
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you are talking about an already ended free weekend event as an excuse why some old ass creed game rapes the corpse of some new flagship valve game, c o p e

Everyone who downloaded and played it on the free weekend brought its status up in the trending category. It's a common tactic publishers use to get casual players who actually use that list to see the game is popular and go and buy it.

Reminder that this is the same faggot OP making these threads over and over. He's obsessed.

>42k peak for a device that .07% of steam users own
you really think you're making any sort of convincing argument?
post the coping image of the game having 2k peak with a 5.3 on metacritic I know all of you coping poorfag brazilians have that shit saved

your rig is weak

>they used marketing
well half shit alyx is the most anticipated game since years, nice for doubling down how dogshit vr and alyx is, some free ass creed weekend created a bigger hype than fucking half shit

i have an RTX 2060 super with a ryzen 7 3800x with 16 gigs of ram.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

BUT BUT BUT Yas Forums TOLD ME THAT HALF LIFE WASNT A DEAD FRANCHISE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>this amount of mental gymnastics to excuse it being a failed project
that's like shilling a product meant for deaf people because "WELL.... DEAF PEOPLE SEEM TO LOVE IT..."

ITT: poorfag cope

There are as many people playing HL:Alyx as there are playing Fallout 4.

My oculus has been gathering dust for a while. The VR gimmick is dead

didn't know it finally came out, does that mean we can refund it now?

Imagine the seething these poor niggers are gonna go through when hl3 is vr only

Alyx deserves to flop and fail like the abhorrent piece of shit it is for killing TF2. Fuck Half-Life, fuck Valve and fuck Gabe Newell!

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it's only half dead

>HL killed TF2
explain the logic underlying this conclusion.

tf2 killed itself with hats on

What a fucking flop.
Now that it's confirmed that Half Life Alyx is a failure in every way and that Valve will go out of business in 1 year, how do we save Valve?

No failure has been confirmed. Keep seething.

two places wants me to murder someone
Yas Forums and twitch chat

>valve dies
>facebook invents neural link
>have to buy oculus link to get NEET bucks
worst timeline

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>42.858 vr headsets
>flop

I thought they said that they sold 300,000? what went wrong?

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Half Life: Retconned

Nothing went wrong, poorfags are just mad as fuck.
Valve is literally sold out of Indexes for the foreseeable future, so anyone that thinks HLA is a flop is completely and utterly retarded or a coping poorfag

they sold like 100k indexes that's it, alyx is a trainwreck

>low supply is high demand
the steamcharts numbers don't lie, drone

>Valve made 100 000 000 dollaridoos thanks to incredible demand for the Index because of HL:Alyx
>This means HL:Alyx is a trainwreck
?

You're right, they don't. And according to EVERY chart on VR, the amount of users is increasing more steadily than ever. Sorry you're so poor, bud. Must really suck.

But I'm 'playing' it right now for free. :^)
youtube.com/watch?v=0qH2ZN1do0g

>profit = grossings
why are the most valve drones braindead neets ?
profit margin is 10-20%% at best

We are talking about Alyx flopping, as you should have figured if you read the OP. 40k playercount halving in a single day for a fucking Half Life game? How can you defend that?

>MUH INDEX SALES
Irrelevant. The only thing important thing here is the player count for Alyx, which is five digits and thus abymsal by default.

>make limited supply
>supply runs out quickly
why are VRcucks always so retarded

So where are all of the Alyx players if the index is selling like hotcakes just so people could play it? 20k is pathetically low.

Welcome to Yas Forums, where half the users are braindead retards who can't understand anything that isn't handed to them on a silver platter with a Nintendo logo.

Man you've just been making bank these last two days havn't you?

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