ALYX HONEY DON'T LOOK

Seething lol go back to playing Bloodborne on your PS4 for the 50th time.

[Pain]

[Pain]

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honestly don't care about the daddy character and if he died or not but I find it a bit stupid they decided to change it, not mad though because again I don't give a fuck about the character

What happened?

Pepelaugh Omegalul Dansgame

Past Alyx saves papa pavlo from his brain rigatoni but at a cost of being Gman's time bitch. Papa palpatine wakes up and realizes that Gman pulled a pizzoli on both of them and hands Gordon Freedent a crowbar saying that it's pizza time

>plot being stuck at literally the same cliffhanger as 13 years ago.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

>Teasing interactive crowbar that you can swing.
>Alyx doesn't even allow for melee combat.
Bravo Gaben, truly revolutionary.

Well they also retconned alyx out of the sequels, at least out of any major role in them. This is a good thing of course.

Sounds stupid.

>the day the tripfags were silenced
>the specific tripfag continues to post
ok, retard.

"lol jk it was all just a prank bro!"
quality valve writing 2020

That's not how that works. Alyx has to exist in the sequels to get to that specific point. She was erased, just removed at the point daddy gets the SUCC.

Ultimately, yes. While I liked Alyx well enough in the original games, the cringe Portal 2-tier writing for her in HL:Alyx just made me dislike the character more and more as the experience went on.

but aren't some of those banks?

Post-2010 Valve's writing department is a joke, just look at how half of the dialogue in this game is some old dude awkwardly trying to hit on an 18 year old.

based and full caption-pilled

Still sends me into fits of laughter.

Why did they make the tongue like that?

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didn't that gay retard used to haunt my precious /g/ of antiquity? retard either way and tripcode faggots never learn; they're full-duplex narcissists.

To make it sexier.

Dumb gorilla.

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gottem

>It was planned for the scene to last at least 20 minutes, and they were supposed to aim much lower than Eli's neck at first, but it made our playtesters unconfortable for some reason.
Wow Valve what the fuck!

Half Life is full of sexual imagery. It even got so wacky that they had to tone designs down. Like Mr. Friendly who crawled around with his penis out and uses his long arms to pull you in and rape you to death.

Don't forget they completely ruined Eli's character too.
>You see this shit Gordon, I'mma smoke that fool next time I see him shieeeet

>just look at how half of the dialogue in this game is some old dude awkwardly trying to hit on an 18 year old.
how in the fuck hasn't the entire western video games journalism hemisphere picked this up and tried to cancel Valve/Campo Santo, but instead are sucking their dicks and singing songs of praise?
if this had been any other studio, we would have had "RAPE!" articles by Kotaku 5 days ago, but hey it's the Firewatch comrades who are on our side, right, so it's cool.

really makes one think

For real guys, what happened!!

There isn't a bigger faggot on Yas Forums than supa

alyx saved her dad, fucked him, gave birth to a radioactive baby that turned out to be gordon 2.0 aka the gordon you play as in hl2, who happened to be mutated and ages super fast, so hl3 will be gordon fucking his mom who happens to be alyx in order to let his son finish the story for him

G-man brings Eli back to life to be his personal sex toy, and is then followed by a 3-hour long cutscene where you watch Eli get violated from his perspective in VR.

>Dis mah hood bitchass aylmao nigguh! Mah unfoseen conseekwenzes? mah ass mofucker! *POP* *POP* *POP* watch dem mothafuckas drop

Alyx finds gman and he time travels and gets her to retcon Eli's death by saving him. In exchange, Alyx works for gman. The game ends where Episode 2 ends, but with eli alive and just saying ooga booga gordon we got work to do here's your crowbar

that was so out of character for him it was weird to listen

Hahahahah

Yet giving him attention and making image macros to "humiliate" him into silence doesn't seem to work...

GORDON PLEASE FUCK MY DAUGHTER

Jeez calm down Eli!

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>Gordon and Eli heading off to save Alyx and having a final showdown with G-Man
HL3 is gonna be kino.

This is the most baffling thing.
>HL ALYX: Eli low key hates Gordon and blames him for all this mess.
>HL2 EP2: Eli wants Gordon to fuck his daughter immediately.
C O N S I S T E N C Y

>Alyx has to clean up Gordon's mess

Embarrassing

youtube.com/watch?v=QVzEiVcVq3Y

>yfw Advisor literally mindfucked Eli to death
and Oh boy I sure do can't wait for more r34 degeneracy!

Seething tripfag

His posts are deleted, you don't get more humiliated than "I deleted my Yas Forums post"
Imagine giving a single fuck what anyone on this website thinks

>Eli low key hates Gordon and blames him for all this mess.
What

NOOOOO NOT THE NIGGERINO

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Penile fleshy things are the ultimate horror to americans

>Imagine giving a single fuck what anyone on this website thinks
>DUDE LMAO THE HECKIN TRIPFAG IS SOOO BTFO HE'S PROBABLY FUKKIN' CRYIN' DOOD LMAO!!!
wew

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Bros... Where is Shephard...

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>H.R. Giger
>american

Eli talks about Gordon as if he was the cause of all the problems and Combine invasion, is very much against releasing him as Alyx speculates that Gordon might be confined in the vault because he assumes Gordon can only make things worse or Combine turned Gordon into an asset. Disagrees with Vortigaunts who convince him that Gordon is the Free Man.

>not wanting to be raped to death by aliens is bigoted!

IS THAT A NIPPLE?!! AAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE! HELP ME AFRICAN-AMERICAN-MAN!!