*can beat everyone on Yas Forums*

*can beat everyone on Yas Forums*

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something about this image is off

*isn't real*

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excuse me but where the fuck is her 8 inch bulge??

*is an overrated cardboard cutout of a waifu*

Your average man is stronger than any buffed women

just like us

She helps me beat off, that's for sure

I'll just mating press her

haha i hope she doesn't squat over my chest and take a thick solid poop on me lol i would totally hate it don't do it bea haha

they always lose to the cock

jokes on her i'm already beating myself off harder than she can beat me

*average physically fit man
couch potatoes need not apply

>Is a woman.
Your average out of shape Yas Forumsirgin could easily rape her if he wanted to.

despite being stronger than average, my masochistic urges would cause me to submit to her

*blocks your path*

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Nuh huh I can totally beat her at worms.

I hope she makes me lick her sweaty armpits and asshole after she beats me up

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Bulbasaur, use sleeping powder!

"The number of anons that can beat me up after I got my tan in Galar are close to none!"

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the arm on our right seems fucked, you have that v shape when your palm is facing outward
im shit myself so now the pose is akward

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>loses and gets bred by the nearest fat old man
The fate of all touhous, unfortunately.

Cute!

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So everyone excluding you, correct?

I NEED BEA'S THIGHS TO CRUSH MY FUCKING HEAD AGHGGGGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHH

Honestly I'd say even couch potates can just shake a buff woman off if she tries to grapple them. Unless the guy is very frail I just don't see that happening.

made for instant loss

god i want her to fucking beat me to an inch of my life while i cry and scream and beg her please not to kill me

best pokégirl

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that's not oleanna

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Serious question, do fit girls really pull off a pregnancy belly and a post pregnancy fat burn?

Bicep is too tight and is one long muscle instead of just an actual bicep so it looks too stiff. the fist in the picture is okay but the arm just looks too tight.

pretty rude

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There fixed the arm. Not the body though.

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I want to lick her feet

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I want to squirm under them.

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As the quality of pokemon games decereases the quality of the girls only increase.

Why not both?

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>pubes and armpithair

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>Not liking pubes and armpit hair
>Being this low-test

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*kicks your ass without breaking a sweat*
What was that, bitch boy?

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*Mating presses*

>women stronger than men
lol no
I can beat up Rhonda Rhousey and I don't work out. Muscle Mass is more important than any type of training you do. As long as the woman is an actual woman I can win.

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Upper left forearm is too small.

>liking masculine features
>calling anyone low-t

Maybe you'd enjoy the presence of men more. Just a suggestion.

>I can beat up Rhonda Rhousey and I don't work out.

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now kick me in the balls

>I can beat up Rhonda Rhousey and I don't work out
now that's what i call delusional. i bet you get your ass kicked all the time and then tell everyone you killed the people who fought you

look I know biological male tranny fighters can easily curbstomp any female fighter, but a basement dweller like you would still have your ass kicked by any chick that knows basic martial arts

*whips out cock*

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>implying you arent high t when you fuck your fellow man

t low-t that goes after "women"

Biological facts don't care about what you think. Women police officers and soldiers are frequently put down by random nobodies.
youtube.com/watch?v=8HVkIB0NzYw
To date there has never been a woman Navy Seal for a reason.
military.com/daily-news/2019/12/11/first-woman-has-made-it-through-seal-officer-screening.html
Every less than average men can take on every biological female in a fight and win.

the guy back there looks like Spec from Baki

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neets aren't just "less than average men", they are the bottom of the barrel

Liking tomboys is literally the most masculine thing you can do.

Based
This basic fact of like STILL makes nu/v/ seeth

did you know "random nobodies" can work out and have combat training too? i'd like to see a videotape of you picking a fight with a chick police officer and see how well that goes for you

Tell that to her face and not online faggot and see what happens.

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>tanned instead of naturally brown

disgusting

Would look cuter if amputated and placet at public toilet near homeless shelter

Extremely based. Should be same colour as head hair tho

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Lol no you wouldn't you dumb animefag, this girl that trains in MMA broke this dude's nose in one headbutt.

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What kind of an autist would i be if i didnt insert personal fetishes.

I could kill any biological woman in the world with my dominant hand tied behind my back. It wouldn't even be a challenge.
>b..but i worked out so much
*POW*
Punched right in the nose any female would be on the ground, then i just get on top of them and choke them out with my left hand, of course since they are a woman and therefore fantasize about rape i would probably make them horny but i wouldn't give them that satisfaction. I would just hold their throat until the squirming stopped and the life in their eyes twinkled out.

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hopefully what happens is her choking me with her thighs until I cum and pass out

Funny how all these random nobodies can somehow all coincidentally have combat training and work out all the time too.
The coincidence is astounding, it's almost like it would be more reasonable to assume women are biologically dogshit when it comes to athleticism.
But no that can't be the case it's just that every criminal is a combat veteran who works out every day and thats why they can escape women cops.
youtube.com/watch?v=vC9me_03MK0

She headbutted him so hard he turned black for a second