How many times did you do it back then anons?

too fucking many and now I'm about to do it again
Midna started my love for shortstack and I have no regrets, even after all these years, she's still perfect

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>If the lust meter goes low enough you turn into Wolf Link

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NOT EVERYONE HAS YOUR GOD JAW OKAY GIGACHAD?

I prefered the Teen Titans-ones, even though I've never watched the show.

>that Raven one where she's lazily fingering herself and listening to linkin park
fucking DIAMONDS

>Anal
Yes

>her little squirt when you finish in her ass
FUUUUUUUUUCK

it turned me in an anal obsessed coomer.

You can change the song by clicking on the ipod. I always used to set it to Rape Me by Nirvana. Still get a boner every time that song comes on.

I think this flash is responsible for my first exposure to knots as a kid
Thanks a lot, now I love them way more than human

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40+ times, 90% to the easter egg.

I still do it.

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Huh, I didn't know that. Sweet.

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This game was what opened my eyes to shortstacks. I've never gone back since.

How do I unlock human midna?
I got the wolf one but there's gotta be a third option

Says who, retard

>when I'm imagining that one time I had sex to my girlfriend, I'm being cucked by my own memory
It's not fucking fair

Wouldn't solo porn be okay, then?

Zone, you lazy fuck come the fuck on and finish something new and longer than a loop already!

>human midna

get some taste

be a cuck for no one not even yourself

alright fellas, post Midna!

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Is Zone even doing animations anymore? I assumed that he started doing different for companies after helping out with Skullgirls.

>jacking off to straight vanilla porn
Who the fuck does that anymore?

I only played this for the wolf Link secret, regular Link a shit.

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I prefer the biker girl ones

Makes you trans.

>not watching solo porn
I didn't realize Yas Forums was filled with such bad taste.

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You're getting cucked to the dildo the girl is using.

>tfw my favorite type of porn is artsy solo vanilla with lewd expressions

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Adolescence is jerking off to the human scenes
Adulthood is jerking off the the wolf scenes

>say something retarded
>thread derailed
>infinite (you)s
this board is absolutely filled with retards

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I'm not into bestiality in any other context, this flash is the one and only exception, and it's probably because of how confidently lewd she is.

My reply was my favorite type of porn. Your post has absolutely nothing to do with porn. You're the bigger problem here.

doc of wisdom

Man where the fuck would you even get these games anymore.

>say something retarded
>get 5 (you)s
>THANKS FOR ALL THE REPLIES
>EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!
some people should just be shot

How did you find a time traveling device in 2009?

If monster girls were real I would spend 1000% of my awake time being a giga chad, sadly that's not the case.
At least 2D exist to fulfill this impossible dream.

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Swfchan

Just as much as today, if not more

Nyaa

If monster girls were real they'd still prefer Chads

look at this faggot, he is projecting so hard he could turn into a cinema

All women can feel a knot thru their tummy with their hands, and a lot of women, especially petite ones (like me) can visually see their knot
Dogs ejaculate far more volume than necessary to totally fill the womb and it often results in very visible belly swelling that stays there for hours or even days. the remaining cum often drips out the cervix and needs girls to wear maxi pads (I have been doing this even tho I'm not on my flow), and the rest is absorbed by the body
Dog knots directly stimulate the gspot which creates a state of high, consistent constant pleasure for a girl. the heaven-like state is punctuated by often dozens of earth-shaking orgasms
Dog cum is very beneficial to women. The chemicals and hormones inside the cum makes a girls vaginal walls thicker, stronger and more sensitive, and the womb far more fertile for a dogs sperm. It also makes a slightly alkaline environment in the vagina and womb which makes it far harder for a man to knock her up and your pussy far more hospitable to a dogs sperm. It also rejuvenates a woman and makes her pussy tighter and younger, tightens her breasts and make them more perky, make all your skin look younger and glow, and can even make wrinkles disappear...just from having him ejaculate in you!!
Dogs have around 900% MORE sperm cells per drop of semen compared to the most fertile men which is an astounding feat considering the amount of ejaculate they make!
Dogs ejaculate 8-16 BILLION sperm cells in a single orgasm. The most fertile men ejaculate 300 million
The average penis size for a large breed dog like a great dane, German Shepherd, husky, Labrador, etc. is 9 inches long and 6 inches of girth
Dogs cocks, testes (surface), semen and precum are full of hormones that after prolonged exposure create a long term craving for more sex from the dog and make women able to be much wetter and hospitable to sperm

We'll get there eventually brother. Perhaps not in this life but it will happen.

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that's gay

my point is still valid

real women are disgusting roasties. the only women i'd go straight for don't exist

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From your HDD?

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Stop talking about dog dicks and post midnas goblin-cunny (read: gunny)

Find me a girl that looks and acts just like Midna.

>getting your brain cucked out of enjoying porn by some shitposter meme
Sorry for your lots, faggot.

>jerk off to memories of ex partners
>jerk off to female friends i'm most likely never fucking
>jerk off to escorts on an escort site
>jerk off to solo females masturbating
>jerk off to japanese cartoon women getting pounded by faceless men
Who's the cuck now, cuckboy?

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>Lenny Loosejocks

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Look up Flashpoint. Its a program made specifically for loading flash games and animations that are registered to a massive ass database. Within the app you search the game's name and boot it from there. You need to enable lewd games in the options otherwise they won't appear in searches.

>real woman
Gross

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>Wormies

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>look it up
>it's capeshit

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Remember: you cuck yourself for every girl you didn't fuck.

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this is pretty good bait

Okay here you go lol
bluemaxima.org/flashpoint/

based funnyjunk poster

Can you tell me the name of this series I can't fucking remember and its been killing me for years.

Jesus FUCKING christ I thought I locked that image away in the vault for good

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I dont remember this one.
Sauce.

Sex Kitten

From experience, i have managed to fuck two female friends after getting them drunk enough, so, as this can happen again, i jerk off to the thought of fucking them.
Escorts because i can fuck them if i want, i have the money, but i'm too lazy to go to their place, so i jerk off while thinking that i can legit fuck this woman if i wanted to in half an hour.
Solo vids are ok because the woman isn't fucking a dude, thus you're not a cuck, you're just jacking off to a woman pleasuring herself.
Same applies to cartoons, it's not real.
I remain uncucked.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2kwhC2JddT0

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Just search "zone raven flash" you'll find it, he only made three with her.

IS THAT A NIPPLE

>296GB
>poorfag with about 100 gigs left

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where the fuck is the lord dominator flash

>played this at school before class every day when it came out
felt good

...

get the other version of the app you dumb faggot lmao

Going to do it right now since you posted it

i have a female friend that often teased me in very dommy ways when i was with my ex. she stopped after i broke up with my ex and hasent started back up two years into my current relationship though im pretty sure she was trying to get me to end that nightmare of a relationship