How're you guys coping with lockdown?

The same reason men get tattoos, attention and signaling to other trash cans.

special wii nunchuck

sure you are. just like the "girl" in op

>girl (male)

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Pics with it in

Why do women think its ok to post their sex toys? Dont they feel kind of whorey?

Pics of mother?

a vibrator

women don't think any of their actions are wrong.

I don't believe it.

wrong

Don't you know when girls solely talk about sex it shows how empowered they are and proves they aren't a sex object

Imagine a guy tweeting that with a pic of his fleshlight.

If I buy a Magic Wand and use it on my balls do you think it'll give me a better orgasm or is it a waste of time?

That's an ass tingler that comes with the switch because everyone who buy a switch are faggots

everyone would call him a giant fag enabler.
Why dont people say the same when its about women?

imagine the smell

Women still believe they're being edgy by publicly discussing their sex life in 2020.

is this the /incel general/?

I unironically hate women.

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Well you are posting in it.

good.

if you shove the rotating part up your ass to massage your prostate you'll explode so hard your cum will punch a hole in the wall trust me.

Dilating dildo, dude keep hiting his frankenvagina for 3 hours a day.

based

No one cares about men especially ugly beta males. Like how no one cares about ugly women

If just chads were posting about fleshlights it would be hot and acceptable

Hello, based department?

I'm still working. Literally nothing has changed for me in the last 2 weeks. I haven't noticed one single change as I never leave my house besides going to work anyways.I think that there is no lock down and this is just a huge troll campaign at this point.

that shit looks like a dildo

I need to get a vibrator. I guess Corona-chan might make that difficult, though.

Some dumb gimmick shit for retards, by the looks of it.

You can not be a chad and also hump a fleshlight.

That sounds dangerous, I don't want to break any bones so you can keep your creepy fetish shit to yourself.

I'm a ruralfag, so I go mountain biking and digging out hills for jumps

definitely not

Just order one from amazon like everyone else faggot.

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based

Yeah but if you posted a pic about it online you would be a creep. A chad would get women all over him for it

>in a helpdesk
>we're overstaffed, there's too many of us and too few queries
>"working" from home
>shitpost on Yas Forums and watch youtube all day
>cunts underpay me compared to everyone else anyway so don't feel bad
Shit's great.

some shitty motion controller thing from the looks of it

>girl (male)

Imagine pretending women are respectable creatures...

>Why do women think its ok to post their sex toys? Dont they feel kind of whorey?

Its socially acceptable. Pretty sure if I posted my fleshlight and my PS4, family and friends would disown me.

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I don't play my games with no
DIL
DOE

I'm fucking pissed because I won't get my collector's edition. Stupid fucking paranoid unhealthy retards ruining my fucking life.

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why are women so socially inept
>DUDE IM LIKE GONNA MASTURBATE LOL HERES A PIC OF MY SEX TOY

The new Stadia controller

You are either insane or retarded. Do you really believe nothing exists outside of your own tiny reality?

ITT: Bitter virgin incels

Aren't they delaying nonessential items?

a magic wand vibrator.

I think it's a joke. Like it's supposed to be funny? Cause the wand and the consoles have a similar colour scheme? Like the post is meant to be humorous or some shit?

>lockdown
lol

Imagine not having an absolute minimum of 200 acres of land to enjoy without other nasty human beings.

Only shit sold and shipped from Amazon ya retard
Find a seller that doesn't ship from Amazon directly
Stupid dumbass fuck
Your prime is pretty much useless right now though

Nah, I dont think so. Women think talking about sex makes them more independent or something but they always just end up soundsing socially awkward.

I work in an "essential" sector so I'm not locked down

>coping
you have an unlimited form of entertainment from whatever device you're looking at this from, i don't know how some people get crazy over this
I've seen people hang out at cafes just to browse facebook alone, just do the fucking same thing at home

Not fine. I’d be good if they didn’t do remote learning.

No but I can't prove that reality exists outside my bubble so why worry about it? All I'm saying is that all my coworkers are still working, my place of employment is still 100% operational and the only thing that is happening is that people are being encouraged to wash their hands.

Based and ruralpilled.
Wish the internet was better out here, though. But that's Burgerland for you.

kek

Got a new job just before the quarentine started and now i work from home. I hope I get the next week too.

I've been mostly playing doom 2016, dokkan battle and trying to 100% the first crash bandicoot. I just need 2 more gold relics.

I also 100%ed Horizon Chase turbo. It was pretty fun.

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Uhhh hello? Is this reddit? Based coom moment
[Big Chungus liked that9
Me: Careful, he's a hero
no one:
not even a soul:
Shaq:
Kobe:
2pac: Damn nigga she a thot!
Yas Forums: COOM MOMENT LMAO
reddit: yeah that's an upvote from me dawg

>noooo, why won't people sacrifice their health and safety during a global pandemic so I can get my bing bing wahoo rerelease :(

I'm a nurse, still going to work. Making fucking bank tho.

Get your mind out of the gutter

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dogbrains

>arguing with Personafags

Because they think its funny/quirky. Amy Schumer type of humor "duuude my vag stinks lmao".

Guys post cringy shit like body pillows or wear those ahego tshirts.

I legit broke up with a nurse because I didn't want to risk getting the turbosniffles.
Fuck going near anyone who has even looked at a hospital.

what the hell went wrong with western women

I don't know but I remember finding one in my mom's room when I was 7

women were a mistake

normal men don't own any of that shit.
Most women do have sex toys though

same here, except I'm a software dev.
Working for an indian contracting company and they pay fuck all so I don't do much work

user I...

fuck off tranny

Im in a old folks home. We are admissions locked and have a ban on visitors.

Not being to meet up with my girlfriend is leading to unparalleled horny levels scarcely battled against by using vidya.
I am seriously considering buying either a butt plug or anal beads because I learned I’m kinda into anal.

Quarantine makes you gay as hell

Animal crossing good though

so do I, fellow frogposter

LET'S GO TO THE OLD FOLKS HOME
WE CAN GET DOPED UP AND THEN ALL GET STONED

As they should. I mean, PS4? Disgusting pervert

>"Look guys, I'm just a gamer like you, but I also have a hole!"
Attentionwhores need to hang.

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Australian internet is crashing left and right. NBN is a complete and utter fuckup.

I'm literally living the exact the same. Looks like wagies are getting anxious to go back to work for shekelberg though

what? is it some new cashgrab garbage that was recently released? seems something what nintendo would do

Tits or gtfo

she's a nurse in neurology nurse.
We went on a few dates, but she understood.
Am unemployed and don't want to risk death on top of it too.

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>2 cases in my town
>Less than 10 in my county
>"LET'S SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN"
Retard

What games let me do this?

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made for BBC

>those visible blood veins and dirt on obviously male feet
I mean cute girl uwu

I was obsessed over a slut like this
I still am actually

based

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Russian roulette.

I think having a job and a social life changes everything. I've seen the OP tweet a few times and it was always in the context of it being a funny meme.
Everyone here's really mad about it though and I think I don't get it anymore. Have I outgrown this place?

Why are adults playing this?

Something about female nurses makes them always date jobless bums. I've never worked with one that had a functional boyfriend /husband

Ill show my boypussy to whoever buys me a vr headset

tranny stick