What was his fucking problem
What was his fucking problem
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knights of catarina are a proud people and when you constantly cockblock him out of achieving things he gets depressed and feels worthless
No idea. Always kill him when I first spot him.
He should have known his limits I feel no sympathy booting him off sens fortress
>Want to die in heroic blaze of glory
>Some rando undead dude keeps running it
The door was closed obviously
>him
>he
Siegmeyer is Reddit
Solaire is Yas Forums
>you didn't really beat darksouls unless you fat rolled through the entire game
just a boomer past his prime.
But thats the daughter
Poor guy just wants to be an adventurer but gets upstaged or coasts by on pure luck. He doesn't hate you though, but still succumbs to the idea that he isn't the adventurer he wants to be. Hes very tentative and static.
Also...he had a daughter.
it's true though
He wanted to go on heroic adventures and prove his worth and have a jolly good time. And when you kept showing up to help him again and again he started to doubt his skills as a knight and his capability as an adventurer, and even his blazing moment of glory against the chaos eaters was deprived of him since you helped him survive it
so he finally reached the ash lake and went hollow from the despair
what about siegward
Let's take a look at Siegmayer's route for a sec
>sen's fortress
>anor londo
>firelink shrine
>blighttown
>lost izalith
>fucking ash Lake
How the fuck this fat-rolling moron went from Lost Izalith to Ash Lake? What path did he take? Did he really went through the tree section of doing multiple jumps?
>I AM SIEGMEYER AND YOU WILL FEEL MY WRATH!
>Naked beef jerky rolls around like Sonic and kills everything with a caveman club before you even hit the ground
>Feel yourself going hollow on the spot
Siegward had an actual purpose, and dies after fulfilling it.
You. He won't die if you stop playing.
What was his fucking problem?
He came from a painted shithole and was part tree.
Maxed endurance light attack spammer
no one appreciated his shitty Revan cosplay
Those dildos are too big for him. He's angry.
He was there because that's the secret hideout for Havel's and his wife was part of the them. They all had an orgy infront of the everlasting dragon.
lol so randumb xD
When you meet him in Blighttown he's near the Great Hollow so I'm almost positive they moved the parts of his quest around because it would have been silly to save his life and then later have to give him purple moss.
Going by typical standards, it's the other way around. Yas Forums calls the super popular thing Reddit while saying the more obscure (but still cool) thing is Yas Forums.
the first part was true though
Had him fucking die on me in Lost Izalith the other day and I cant be bothered to do another playthrough to finish his quest.
praise the sun faggotry is about as REDDIT as you can get
imagine you liking a character trait is affected by some website online
when I got that far he died before he even finished his speech
He wants to be hardcore but the cursed undead won't let him.
He was just a bit too plump i'm afraid.
funniest thing is he probably still browses reddit but comes here to act elitist
Are those fat folds plated armor or is it a shirt? I’ve always wondered this.
Hell nah reddit is a better represented by Solaire based on how obnoxiously pushed and popularized it[/he] is by the general populace. Sometimes seen as useful, but can also be seen just worthless., and usually is.
If anything Yas Forums is Lautric in essence.
Who needs to roll when you can shrug everything off?
Plated armor.
No way he aint ripped as fuck under there
I REALLY suggest you all watch this
youtu.be
wait i got lost towards the end, what does Titanite Slab from Sieglinde meaant?
HE'S FAT
If any DaS1 npc is Yas Forums then it's Kirk. Solaire is Instagram.
low t because he was fat
no little boys to molest
This. He was up against some things that he wasn't able to do/would royally fuck him up at first (Sen's gate, the boulders), but because you help him so much he underestimates himself, becomes dependent on you, and only really shows bravery if he's looking for an excuse to kill himself for feeling useless.
Dark Souls NPCs are stand-ins for the kinds of players that play the game. Siegmeyer would be the guy who might be able to play the game if he hadn't summoned two people to do it for him.
>implying anyone besides the basement-dwelling spell-spamming shit-talking autistic trap is Yas Forums
please respond
I decided I wanted the Ash Lake ending for him, so I carefully planned this section to kill all but one Chaos Eater, let him get into it, then kill it before it could knock him below 50% health. When I went to talk to him, he decided to just fuck off and carry on living. Not sure what the hell happened but honestly I'm happy Onion Knight lived to see another day.
Titanite slabs and demons are associated with the blacksmith god. Sieglinde gives one because she's part of the rebellion or at least knew that her mom was, but she gives into despair when her dad dies.
>Watch expecting to see stuff about GMB being in Ash Lake meaning Havel's followers being dragon fanboys
>Learn about the crystal knight and that his armor has both the Avelyn design and the chloranthy design on it
I love this game
neo Yas Forums would loathe to be compared to their tranny boogeyman these days
i feel like he's the only one who gives a shit about the blacksmith deity. If you google search his lore maybe some threads you'll find but never a single video from other souls lore youtuber.
I have a vivid momery of attacking this guy by the Sen's Fortress gate in my first playthrough cause i thought Dark Souls was like other games and it wouldn't punish you for attacking NPCs.
>Sieglinde gives one because she's part of the rebellion or at least knew that her mom was
What?
yeah i'm confused by that part too or the significance of that
yup, my usual setup is havels set and a greatsword
thats a she
play the game dumb faggot.
There's multiple threads of theory in his video and it's hard to wrap your head around it, yeah. The thread of relevance is as follows;
Relating to Sieglinde;
>Havel is a rebel and wants to kill the gods.
>Havel (or an impostor for the purpose of enabling Havel to escape) is locked in the tower
>The Black Knights are positioned around Lordran in points of killing or containing rebels. The boarded door by the Burg Black Knight is one of them
>The body the Black Knight is guarding holds the same ring Siegmeyer wears. Possibly matching wedding ring
>Crystal Golems litter the path to Havel's tower and the secret bonfire, from where the rebels might have tried to rescue him and one has already captured Dusk in this fashion right nearby
>From this, the Sieg family are all rebels
Relating to the Blacksmith God:
>Titanite slabs and their fragments are heirlooms of the Blacksmith God. Anyone who has one was in cahoots with him, or at least on good terms. Also spring around his corpse because he carries 'em around
>Ash Lake is where the god rebels had their base because illusory walls are used to hide their illicit shit
>The god's symbol, the Green Flower, is all over Izalith, Smough and Eidas' armor, and, of course, on the Chloranthy Ring on the way down to the Great Hollow
>He died in Ash Lake, the den of rebels, allied to everyone who hated the gods except for the Darkwraiths
The Blacksmith God was a rebel too.
Fun theory but I don't buy it myself.
>MUH BRAIZE DE ZUN XDDDD
I dislike the idea that Ash Lake is a discovered secret party cave. I always thought you the chosen undead just nonchalantly discovered this near mythical place by accident that no one knows about.
Never finished his quest. What happens after Sens Fortress?
Unironically true
Has a more optimistic approach at the beggining, he slowly starts to degrade until he goes more and more depressed, if anything that's more similar to someone who lurks this place until he can't leave anymore
The only correct answer.
What he is:
>Naive well meaning adventurer. Loses hope as he goes along getting more and more depressed. Gets his brain eaten by a parasite then dies.
What the fandom thinks:
>Based entirely on his first optimistic appearance and that he can be summoned in some boss fights. Completely ignores the rest of his quest line.
Lautrec is Yas Forums