HALF LIFE 3 WAS LITERALLY CONFIRMED HOW THIS BOARD NOT MELTING?

Don't want to get to invested in case it's VR

>Horror game
so just like the first one?

>being a valve fanboy
>ever
HL1 was never good.

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>VR HEV gloves
>crowbar is given to gordon in VR
C'mon, pal. There's no point in blindly waiting for it now.

He say it.

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Source: Valve Opinions Network

to be honest, valve should just add a pop-up window that reads "NIGGER" in red all caps for anyone that hasn't bought an index, and the window shows up every time you start steam

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The first one has horror and action. That's what I wanted to say, that the game should have many layers of variety of genres like Half Life 2.

>like Half Life 2.
Half life 2 is just action slock, having a single good atmospheric level and a few areas scattered does not make it as good as the first one when it comes to mixing horror and action and making you feel like you're playing through horror movie.

On that note, why is every character so obsessed with giving Gordon a fucking crowbar?

HOLY FUCK. Bros, why don't Yas Forums chicks do porn?

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they have a degree of confidence that doesn't need to be validated by getting plowed on camera

They do, literally look up athletic or body builder

>half life game comes out
>board loses all of its standards for video games and likes only because they waited 16 years for this shit

cmon dude, I like valve too but you shoulnt let them treat you like this

not him but they're always 50+ with flat tits and look like dudes

half life is a meme retard

I will never buy a VR game. I'm not interested in this shit and never will be. I can afford it too, I don't want to put on some faggot headset to play video games. Fuck VR. Fuck the """potential""" I'm not interested.

Dumbass
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zoomer here, why should it be melting? I played half life 1 and 2 last year and I liked 1 way more than 2, people say half life 2 is the best game of all time but i'm not seeing it

this

>masturbation vids

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Are you some kind of cuck that wants to see a girl get fucked by someone that's not you?

because unironically this board isn't 2007 Yas Forums anymore. It's literally a fake board that pretends to like video games.
This shit got my hype as fuck when I saw it, and i'm playing through the game right now. It's pretty good.

spic

Yes

>defending masturbation vids

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This. I didn't play Alyx and don't care about it. If Half Life 3 isn't a proper game, I'm not going to care about it either. I want the real thing, not a 3 hour long gimmick on a failed fad platform.

Are you saying that a girl masturbating is not hot?

Because it'll be released in 2045

Idk man, I'll give it a year, 2 max

We don't want Half Life 3 anymore. that's why. Even the most die-hard fanboy had his hopes crushed when the lead writer left.
There's nothing left to salvage.

HLA never really mattered what matters is what valve is going to do next. If they actually start putting out games after then it'll be fondly remembered as the first game that brought valve back regardless of how underwhelming it actually is. If not, or they go all in on vr then expect another dark age soon after they pump out a handful of vr shovelware/tech demos over the next two years that go absolutely nowhere.

Valve are pretty slow

>HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3 WAS LITERALLY CONFIRMED HOW IS THIS BOARD NOT MELTING?

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The game has been in the works for a long time, Alyx was a cover to announce it and diverge attention from it until they were ready to announce it

most of them have too much sense of self worth
on the other hand, aspen rae

Marc Laidlaw already told us what happens. Anything that isnt his vision isnt HL3

No one cares about the story. Like Avengers, all care went out the window once Time Travel was used. Fuck it.

go back and tell me in 2011 and I may give a shit

>i dont like thing pay attention to me
(You)

Why does Eli look so weird?

I SEE FORSEN BAJS

13+ years too late.
and storywise it's irredeemable fanficiton garbage
>NOOOOO NOT MY ELI VANCEINO NOT MY NIGGERINO!!!
And then by courtesy of Campo Santo's terrific Naruto-tier fanfiction writing abilities Valve pulled the biggest asspull of the last two decades: retconing the events of HL2 and the episodes, the entire franchise even.

With this amateur hackshit turd pull they rendered EVERYTHING Gordon Freeman ever did since Half-Life 1 and EVERYTHING that has ever occured in the Half-Life universe completely moot.
None of what happened or is going to happen matters, because LOL DIFFERENT TIMELINES BRO! DON'T WORRY JUST JUMP TO ANOTHER ONE BRO!
Once you go time travel/different timelies you essentially go full retard and never recover from it.

speak for yourself cunt

>NOOOOO MY HECKIN REPLYERINO IS FUCKING OBNOXIOUSARINO
Can zoomers stop fucking doing this, I don't care what's being discussed, stop.

alyx IS episode 3 brainlet

You bought an Index? Because you're worse than a mark if you're still invested in the series and you can't even play the future games.

HL1 stops having horror elements by the time you get the shotgun

>main character keeps spouting babble, going completely against the original series' philosophy
>time travel retcon
>post-credits teaser
>entire thing was loaded with on-the-nose symbolism about how Alyx (VR) is the "new" Half-Life player and Gordon (Desktop) is in the past
Crapo Stando REALLY likes nuStar Wars and Avengers...

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>they don't get the joke
I guess I overestimated this board again

TY. Wish she didn't have tats though.

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Because the retarded retcon of that ending 100% killed my interest in HL.

>Once you go time travel/different timelies you essentially go full retard
Because portals to another dimensions and literal fucking ALIENS are ultra realistic in the first place right? Fucking stupid faggot neck yourself

I'm not a fan of what they did with the G-man. I don't mind the idea of people fucking with him and his plans, like how the vortigaunts did on occasion, but not straight up imprisoning him. I like the G-man more as a enigmatic figure that functions more like a force of nature. Once you start quantifying a character like the G-man, its really easy to straight up ruin him.

We grew up. Who gives a fuck. They’ll wait another 10 years anyways.

Didn’t you ever learn to stop chasing childish dreams user?

Why did he give him the crowbar he already had at the end of episode 2?

i never played this series and i never will

because it's been too long and the series turned to shit

I forgot her name.

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Because hl3 will be vr and Yas Forums is full of console fags who cant afford a $200 headset. At some point all major games are going to be vr.
But muh PlayStation has a SSD now (wowie fast memory, how ground-breaking)

portals and other dimensions don't fuck up the space-time continuum, as fantastic and out-there as they sound. time travel/ different timelines do, you fuckwit failed abortion.
with portals and other dimensions your actions still matter. once you introduce time travel and different timelines, all bets are off and everything with continuity flies out the window. nothing that happened, happens or is going to happen matters. there is nothing at stake anymore, everything can be fixed through Campo Santo's magic dildo sticks writing.

Unforseen consequences? LOL! That's so boomerlike. No such thing because we re-wrote so.

Now please kys you subhuman brainshit.

how the fuck are you going to play RTS games on VR? or FIFA? dipshit

only retards and autists buy headsets

based

Tl Dr bro, dilate

HL the ultimate ass raper of Yas Forums, keep seething

aliens, portals and other dimensions are more realistic than you ever having sex

>fighting games in VR
Oh boy, I can't wait for fighting games to die for real.

VR is the ultimate money beats skill move. You don't need to be good at a game that's so dumbed down that it has to be a singleplayer-only VR game and require a 1000 dollar headset to play. It's for all the butthurt bugmen who got their asses kicked in Quake, CSS, and every other skill-based multiplayer FPS games back when they were kids.

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There is already 3rd person vr games. Use your imagination, your head becomes the floating camera that matches your movement 1:1 and provides you 360 3d vision.
I'll let you get back to coping

Why is half the pic scribbled out?