HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

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explain

color coded copies of each other

WHAT THE FUCK?

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>implying plastic wraps identically around each box

completely false OP
there is clearly a construction helmet and possibly bleach on the second yellow palette which you should consider drinking

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they're seperate physics objects placed on top, not part of the object

>implying all crates look exactly the same, with the same wood markings and all that

but they do

games have reused assets. woooow

i expect more from shitposts.

>VR world about attention to detail
>fucking stacks two identical crates on top of each other right in front of your face in the beginning part, literally has you play a tutorial game on them even

that's the point, retard. games reuse assets all the time.

wft I hate VR, Steam, Gabe and PC '''gaming''' now, thanks OP

no you don't get it plastic is not likely to wrap around identically in different crates next to each other

THE FUCKING BOTTOM OF THE CHAIR DOESN'T EVEN SPIN

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No YOU don’t get it

but they do lmao

holy shit it's dead on arrival, just pull the plug now it will never recover

look at this the rat tail fucking stretches oh no no no no

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Crates in real life all have the same knots and grain?

Holy shit, half-life is dead.

yes

Learn something new every day I guess

Have you ever seen wood nigga

So is HLA an actual game or just another glorified physics demo with teleportation movement and no real gameplay that isn't just dicking around with physics objects

I'm sure you've seen plenty, faggot

ever see a crate cuz

The latter

oh no no no look at that shit crushing unopened cans wtf lol
AHAHAHAHAHA

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define 'actual game' and then I will answer your question

Half Life 2

Those cans are ancient. It makes sense. The soda has eroded the bottom and the drink has long since leaked out. You just played yourself.

ah yes the ancient cans everywhere in city 17 LOL good one

No, it is not Half Life 2, nor is any game except for Half Life 2.

Is ALYX set in counter strike world

Look at them. They've been sitting there for years. I don't literally mean ancient.

you'd think they could've mirrored the copied crates at least

They destroyed a well built interesting video game universe with this horse shit VR demo.

keep telling yourself that

>well built
>interesting
>Half-Life

one of these things doesn't belong

Oh okay so you weren't serious and were just being fascetious because you know it's just a glorified tech demo, got it

Yeah it's well built and it's half-life but it's definitely not interesting

This game must be pretty good

Yeah it's a great tech demo

Cope, maybe you'll be able to afford a VR headset when you're done paying men to suck their cocks.

DEEELEEETE THIIIIIIIIIS

Do headcrabs attach themselves on you in VR? That'd be pretty neat.

>afford argument
Not him, but do you have anything other than that in your weaponry?

Is this Loss?

also he weighs 500 pounds and hates VR because it means moving LMAO

No just like they couldn't do that in the older games

I'll pick it up when I get vr then.

Pretty great so far. Probably wouldn't be anywhere near as interesting outside of VR though.

So you agree that it's a tech demo? You didn't say it wasn't in your post

video games are fucking dead

So it's not great at all, it's just a neat tech demo.

VRcels on suicide watch

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>23 posters
>55 replies
I see the sperg is working overtime today, must drive him insane to see everyone love the game.

How many variations of wrapped pallets of stuff do you think is necessary lol.

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>I see the sperg is working overtime today, must drive him insane to see everyone love the game.

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>implying proper threads should be single post and leave instead of back and forth
HOLY MOLY

But that was because Gordon had a helmet

They seriously couldn't be bothered to make a hole in the top of the can?

this really brings me back

kek

i can't imagine being this autistic

HALF LIFE FAGS WILL NEVER RECOVER

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enough that you don't have two identical ones on top of each other right at the start

Is this loss

Let me put it this way: would it be more interesting to go to a full contact strip club or to just fly a drone camera around inside it? Yeah. The guys inside are having a great time. You though are stuck only being able to watch on a monitor.

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What kinda shithole do you live in if regular cans from store are all rusty?

I don't have the game but I'm sure it's the same crate but rotated
>the absolute state

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VR doesn't actually simulate touch though, it's just wagglan controls.