Dogs are swimming

>Dogs inhale chlorinated water
>River of vomit to clean up

yikes

How many dogs are there, exactly?
Would you say, ten million?

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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he had a good life and loves you user

this thread is peak reddit
hekkin woofin doggos

My dog doesn't know how to swim, but she still tries, despite nearly drowning everytime. Is she just retarded?

AI NO EL PERRO ESTA TOMANDO MI CERVEZA

Not all dog breeds can stay afloat.

do people forget that alcohol is poison even to humans? i hope that dog is fine and fuck whoever let it drink that

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>tfw no dog girl gf

lads...

chew my boner dog

MODS, can we get a sticky?

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close enough.

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how would you make a dog videogame bros?
share your ideas

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WHO LET THEM OUT?

*dog music starts playing*
What music do dogs listen to?

>NOOOO NOT MY GOOD BOYERINO DOGGERINO WOOFERINO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!111

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Would you a dog, user?

You play as a dog

it already exists, bro

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I'm afraid to watch.

*tips fedora*

More to do with their body shape. The way their surface area spreads. They’re buoyant.

O SHID

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I hope reddit takes over full time just to piss (You) specifically off.

Didn't this game have some incredibly fucked up dark ending?

I give my dog peanut butter cookies and beer all the time. My childhood dog died of renal failure at age 16 and had a strict diet, this one isn't gonna make it that long. Gonna have doggy diabetes and alcoholism.

Don't watch it, I regret it

>tfw dogs instinctually know how to swim while I still can't learn how to do it as a 30 year old man

I'm pretty sure it involved some woman being pushed into a dog food making machine and being canned into dog food.

that it did, not sure about these days but a few years back it was quite the talking point on Yas Forums
youtube.com/watch?v=n7bC_kAR-wU

fucking retard

can somebody post some good dog gore

Jump into a pool and your instincts will kick in

Shut up dogfucker

The bad guy was kidnapping and grinding up dogs into cat food, and you beat her by feeding her into her own processing plant.

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no, I've tried it many times and I can't figure it out
maybe it's my autism or something

Shhh, keep it down! Doggo is sleeping!

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That's a cool dog!

lol awesome

ohohoho
wook at dose wittle pupperinos paddlin' wit their wittle paws ^o^

dogs should be swimming

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just go to swim lessons

>own labrador, 12yrs old
>he eats his food like he is starving
>whines like a pig when u r preparing his food and jumps on it the second you put it down

>be me today
>fill up food bowl like normal and put on ground
>labrador sniffs it then walks away and lies in bed
oh god oh fuck h jesus please fucking god dammit

oof

It's about as dark and fucked up as Hansel and Gretel, a fairy tale for small children.

kek joke's on you a skipped to the end

based

that would be embarrassing as fuck to go to as a grown man

she's kinda hot bros...

lol gay

The farting bothered me more than the murder did

no it isn't
stop caring about what other people think, your life will improve a lot
there are lots of adults that for several reasons don't know how to swim
go

Imagine the smell (in a bad way).

Also imagine all the hair in the pool filter. Dogs are fucking disgusting.

dogs are fucking

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