Meanwhile in the fortress of Yas Forumsoom...
Meanwhile in the fortress of Yas Forumsoom
*Yas Forumsooms*
>Detroit isn't invaded by demons
HUUUH
Z00m Eternal is trash.
>Europe is the center of the demonic invasion, and one of the most corrupt places on Earth
What did Id Software mean by this?
Demons eat souls, remember.
Good job, Durgesh shill team. Keep making threads and the rupees will be ours
If I find the fucker who turned off Into Sandy's City again, I'm shoving a BFG in your asshole.
>he's a Yas Forumsoomer
Is there a difference between our "Fortress of Yas Forumsroom" and pick related?
How much do you think the demons pay their PR department?
not enough
Man I miss the DCAU.
I still rewatch all the shows every other year. Even at an old age they're solid.
Let's BFG-10000'd it just for sure
they went to the wrong place then
>even demons don't want to be anywhere near detriot
they probably do it for free
I wish I was in the fortress of /d/oom
U wot m8
What does he eat?
We need some porn of her submitting to slayer dick.
>What does he eat?
rage
Huge guts
Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?!
>Game is about foreigners from a different land literally exchanging human souls for oil.
hmmm.
WHERE'S THE FUCKING SAMUEL HAYDEN PORN?
strict balanced vegan diet to keep the heart healthy
that's why he's always pissed and obsessed about guts he can't consume
>Doom Slayer has a prison full of live demons
Wonder if he ever fucks them when he gets lonely.
Hdoom took place in hell, so Hdoom is canon.
You mean (((SAMUR))) Hayden?
Pizza and snacks
They do say that Europe was the initial spot for the invasion. US is clearly more corrupted, though. The real question, however, is why the fuck did they leave Australia completely in peace?
the fortress layout is complete garbage
>why the fuck did they leave Australia completely in peace?
not even demons like spiders in the toilets.
NIGGAS GOT THE SICKY UH
WITH THE FLICKY UH
I didnt realize Doomguy lived in the Black Omen
Nice, I forgot about his mancave
GUTS
HUGE GUTS
TEAR... I MUST RIP AND TEARRRR!!!
xD
Doing a little workout in the Ripatorium with BFG Division blasting is comfy
ayo get me outta this wack ass demon prison nigga
Humans have been around for a loooooong time. Stories are going to overlap, just like music does today.
based
If you try to draw it and submit it, others will be so disgusted by your work they will try to out do yours, therefore fulfilling your desire.
where did Doomguy get a fresh pizza during the apocalypse?
>This is what colonizers believe.
>Australia is untouched in the demonic invasion.
Where do you think, broski?
;)
Doomguy doesn't know how sex works.
why not submitting to demon cock, that seems to be her thing
What's his rig like bros?
Is he a Nvidia/Intel fag?
What vidya does he play?
Gulami's. They're everywhere
AMDrone, he's playing DOOM II on a VEGA.
ay bros you ready to kill some demons?
wtf I said KILL not FUCK!
What gets me is the skateboard. Of all the things doomguy would do in his spare time skateboarding is the hardest to imagine.
>omg guys! come see my funko pop shelf downstairs! I have the COMPLETE colletion! oh and check out these epic vinyls I picked up (they are superior to mp3 you see because they have that scratchy, authentic sound).
he eats the demons
fuck it
sauce
Praetor suit is best suit.
Fucking fight me faggots
Also Marauder is only hard because of his faggot fursona
>Fucking fight me faggots
why would I fight you when you're right?
From a magical standpoint the sigils make no sense. There should at least be one sigil in the Philippines.
please stop giving away wizard secrets or the guardians of the veil are going to kick your dick in again
I finished the first level earlier in the third difficulty (not the hardest) and i felt the lack of ammo that people were memeing about.
Does it get better once i get more weapons? That first level didnt feel like what i expected but i didnt hate it either.
I wish the visor was a little darker.
I don't pay their union fees they hold no sway over me!
Yeah, it means you can rotate between four ammo types. Plasma rifle's god-tier for trash cleanup, too.
You see once you have the Rocket Launcher and Energy Rifle, the ammo problem subsides somewhat
Then you get more weapons that use the same ammo pools as the ones you have and you're back to the same problem
the biggest point in the holoplanet is located exactly over my town
I always knew about the degeneracy rampant in this place
Hdoom is canon, so maybe.
Based Australia.
If they wanted to be more on the nose they should have made Israel ground zero.
devilish
there is not even room for it
>being mad a 0s and 1s
emus sacrificed Australians for a truce
Will the game explain what happened between 2018 and this one?
Last i remember from the previous game was taking a Vega backup with me and the doctor cyborg yeeting me away from Mars or something like that after he gained control of the base?
And now the game starts and im in the batcave in space
the super gore nest is located in europe
no.
Then you get to upgrade your ammo capacity and before that you notice that chainsaw can be used every 20 seconds
Really you should just think of the chainsaw as a traditional reload in a shooter.
No Man's Sky was ok
I'm mad that Doom was drug through the mud to get a QTE fiesta fit for zoomers, yeah. Doom 2016 was a glance on the chin. But Eternal was a dropkick to the face.
>play the way we mandate you play
Fuck off.
Would Doomguy be in his state if the demons turned into cute girls?