150 hours in and now that im finally about to get the platinum trophy im just sitting in the private room watching all...

150 hours in and now that im finally about to get the platinum trophy im just sitting in the private room watching all the cutscenes and almost spooked to get it . The people who got memed into not playing this are missing out

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Literally the worst open world game of the generation

will it still be fun and playable after you platinum it?

Im making webms now, game is really good and doesnt deserve the hate

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>mfw I'm thinking of replaying it now that Coronavirus is picturing pretty much the same scenario
>mfw resisting the temptation because I want to wait as long as I can to enjoy the replay even more

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A boring trash game

You've been saying that since this piece of shit came out. It's still not true for anyone, you just want other idiots to buy the game to build shit for you.
Fuck off.

I'm excited to get it once it's out on PC this June. It looks like comfykino.

I agree, games great

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Impatiently waiting for the PC release and the SFM vids

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Terrible boring and garbage open world game.

I'm still having fun with it after the platinum. However my guess is that for most players unless you're really invested in being a deliveryman then it's going to lose value quickly after that point.

The sheer amount of time this game demands of you to do such boring, menial shit is what makes it horrible, its like Kojima decided to quadruple down on everything I hated about MGSV

How much effort is the plat? I managed to 5 star all the places except the preppers after Heartman but unsure if I want to do it all

I suggest you to don't waste your time and money into this crap game.
Save your money and buy better games.

>ummm yeah. Sniffle. I am actually very intellectual and love games by a passionate auteur which capture me with an abstract sense of dread. Sniff. The repetitive and cumbersome gameplay and dozens of hours of boredom actually add to the experience which you... fools, heh... can't understand. I am very smart.

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"Fuck you, I like it" the game

funny that only people who hate the game think of like that

It's not hard, just time-consuming. Getting 20 S-rank timed missions is a pain in the ass.

>delivery trash from point A to point B - the game...

Took me 88 hours in total from first startup to the platinum. Lots of inefficiency in there as wasn't even really considering the platinum until I beat the main story and I also spent a lot of time just fucking around. Still, it's going to be a time commitment no matter how you look at it.

Isn't this one of the easiest platinums out there?

Even with zip line networks? Or is that basically mandatory?

I'll post some webms too while we wait on yours brother

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What a shill. Odessy sucks big time

I will wait for the PC release and the mods to fix it and add content. Also I will pirate it.

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got me job as postie so no hanks

I don't give a fuck about trophies, which is why I've disabled the notifications, but I've already played approximately as long now, and I think I'm nearing the end.
Got to Edge Knot last night, the trip to there was kino. Dunno how I felt about the EE encounter.
Still, absolutely amazing experience so far. Shitposters clearly haven't even touched it, or got filtered by trip to the Port Know. Let 'em seethe, and enjoy the company of the bros that helped us build the roads.

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>"I'm Fragile..... but not that fragile".....

The absolute state of the Kojima games today. Actual trash

based mods

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it's 1 part comfy, 1 part stressful AF, and tiny hint of Japonees mushrooms. One tasty salad in other words. Definitely a better (pacifist) stealth game than MGSV as well.

Huh, from the time I played, I thought the game didn't have anything like this, maybe I should actually give it another chance.

I like Doom Eternal, ACNH, Joker, and Death Stranding. I have a high mid pc and a switch, and an 11 inch cock. What gave it away?

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Most people don't dive into the mechanics of the game, who knew

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It really ramps up at a few points. While it maintains its status as a mailman simulator throughout, it goes Kojimbo-tier action craziness as well.

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>go from point A to point B
>repeat forever

What a shitshow game...

I got the Platinum, and it took me 50 hours less than you. You're retarded and the game is shit.

>fuck.... YOU!

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>I'm thinking of replaying it now that Coronavirus is picturing pretty much the same scenario
That's far fetched, he got the idea and based the scenario around incel culture and political division in america.

Ziplines are a necessity, yeah. That's where the time consumption comes in. For instance, making a zipline network around the snowy area where Heartman was took me about 3 hours. It netted me easy S-ranks, but setting them up was more annoying than anything.

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>June
hahahahaha nigga in a global pandemic?

DS is yet another title that can't be judged by its cover, or by the first couple hours either. I don't know if people skipped the reveal trailers, but all that jazz and much, much more certainly are in the game.

Still, if you don't enjoy the challenge of fighting against character-physics and co-operating with the invisible community, I guess you may not enjoy the main gameplay loop.

Did he just dodge those bullets?

what happens after the void out, does it leave a giant crater?

Yup, if you time your dodge correctly you can dodge some bullets

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>gameplay loop
Ah, so it appeals to that kind of retards.

After throwing my money away in this crap I will stay far away from any other Kojima game

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It's an NPC voidout, so it results in a game over. In the game lore, regular humans who void out leave a huge as fuck crater. Sam creates smaller craters.

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it has some stuff like that but it's not worth playing for those moments. If you didn't like the core delivery mechanic, you won't like the game. Though the game opens up and gets a lot more interesting in chapter 3, that's where you start to get more gear and upgrades. If you stopped at the first area, give it another shot.

Easily the worst Kojima game I've ever played.

>boring

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Played it
7/10

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Well, the game is trash for 2 reasons

>trash gameplay
>trash plot

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>Implying Joker isn't the exact same capeshit garbage as Cuckvengers

I've played a number way worse.

Neither is trash, but what would you know about that anyway?

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This desu.
Feels like Kojimbo wrote the plot over the course of development and rewrote aspects multiple times.

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Well I'm actually wasting my time and money into this crap game.
So, yeah. This game is a piece of trash

>joker
HAHAHA kill yourself retarded zoomer

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My game of the year last year. Really, really enjoyed my time with it.

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>hollow game
>fun

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>Don't know basic industry terminology coined decades ago
>Calls other people "retard"
It all starts to make sense now.

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>Well I'm actually wasting my time and money into this crap game.
I don't think you've wasted any money so far.
And you could certainly be "wasting" your time on much, much worse games and activities.
You've still to even hint of reasons why this game makes you so butt-devastated.

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>SotC; Pathologic
>z-zoomer!
run out of buzzwords uhm?

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This game is the most boring mess I've ever played. It's literally SHIT

Not even close, kiddo.

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>MOM! I POSTED IT AGAIN! :DD

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MGSV>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SHIT Stranding

Someday I'll be able to not read/sing that in his voice, today is not that day.

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>tfw I shot the first porter I saw because I thought he was a muler
I'm sorry porter bro, please forgive me

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reminder that DS appeals to the same people as Skyrim
to me, that's an unforgivable negative
to many, it's a joyful positive

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