OH NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO

Yas Forums WAS WRONG

AGAIN

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the Valve bonus

>IGN

Confirms this game is for onions only

Man I love onions, such a versatile vegetable.

true
you can put them in almost any recipes and it kinda fits

>noooo it goes against my narrative so it has to be twitter beans!

Come back with a review that isn't blatantly paid.

>Artifact got only 8.5
Cope

So that means Alyx is 1.5 points out of 10 better than an absolute dumpster fire.
So... it's still bad, just not THAT bad.

Yes, it's just as good as all the other 10s by IGN. 10s such as Skyward Sword, MGSV, Inside and The Witness!

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>a 10/10 game must be bad
Holy fuck user, I know IGN is the king of "9/10 it's ok," but you're really reaching here

I don't remember anyone saying it was going to be a bad game.

Possibly that it wouldn't sell very well, and that VR is still a meme. But no attacks on the game that I remember.

>IGN
Sorry, but IGN doesn't even play the games they review

>IGN
biased as always. cope more, VR is dead

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looks like $1000 VR cope

>he uses game journalists as a quality measure

>industry mouthpieces celebrate "NEWPRODUCT"
holy shit guys

nice paid review.

>artifact, a game that bombed so goddamn hard because how shit it is, got an 8.5
user...I don't think you're helping your case here.

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Artifact was a 4.0 game though.

If they slammed Alyx I'm sure you would be doing just that too.

POORCELS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO VR CAN'T BE GOOOOOOOOOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I don't doubt that it's a good game. In fact, I'm sure its amazing.
but there's no way in hell I'm going to buy a VR headset in 2020. I'm not mentally handicapped

>only 8.3 already

It will probably end up being 7.5 or so, meh.

>7.5
That means the game is shit, am I right?

>watching tyler mcnigger play hla
>it's so fucking boring
>he sucks ass and ignores obvious shit
>the writing is terrible reddit humor and marvel snark in every conversation
>game play scenarios are just stand in place & shoot the red dot, back pedal occasionally
>he pulls off the VR set and looks exactly like this:
the memes were all right.

the incel post

>firewatch dev
>world class
OHNONONONO

just a meaningless subjective mark to justify VR fags who got tricked into buying this gimmick so that they dont feel buyer's remorse and be satisfied with thier bad purchase
the consoomerism wheel gotta spin, this is what they do and always will

The only ones seething are neets, spics, and slavs, they can't play it so they get butthurt.

Says the tripfag neet.

don't worry, it won't
it hinders video games way too much

they gave skyward sword a 10/10 and that game was bad

Why can't Yas Forums ever get ANYTHING right?
AHAHAHAHAHAH

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kek all this poorfag cope HAHAHAHA

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Post a screenshot of the game in your library.

Seething poorfags LMAO

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Makes ur breathe smell a bit though. Make sure you have some mints or wafer chocolates afte dessert

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>Haha yes goyim believe everything IGN tells you and consume products they endorse!!!

Or just caramelize it with this

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I think the game looks pretty good, but a 10 honestly doesn't mean much anymore. When games like MGS 5 get 10/10 it is clear that review score = amount of hype a game has.

>I’m too poor to afford VR and the new half life...
>I know I’ll say anyone who gets to play it is buying into a Jewish conspiracy!
Cope is reaching levels once thought impossible

lmao Earlier today it was a nonstop feed of dumbasses trying to convince themselves it was literally gimmicky garbage. Short memory, bud

Still no screenshot, poorfag got rekt lol.

GOD DAMMIT WHY WHY WHY!? I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

How stupid are you? This was getting review bombed before it was even unlocked lmao

Imagine being so upset you can't play a game that you even took the time to photoshop lame pics within hours after release to try and mislead people to be as miserable as you are. Absolutely pathetic, dude.

>check metacritic
>every 0 review is "IT'S VR IM SO MAD GRRR"

Says yet another poor faggot whos never even tried it

Imagine looking at IGN's 10/10s and taking them seriously

> 1988 - Dragon Quest III - SquareSoft
> 1989 - Tetris - Nintendo
> 1990 - Super Mario World - Nintendo
> 1991 - A Link to the Past - Nintendo
> 1993 - Link's Awakening - Nintendo
> 1994 - Final Fantasy VI - SquareSoft
> 1994 - Super Metroid - Nintendo
> 1994 - Puyo Puyo 2 - Compile
> 1995 - Chrono Trigger - SquareSoft
> 1998 - Ocarina of Time - Nintendo
> 1998 - Pokemon R/B/Y - Nintendo
> 1999 - SoulCalibur - Namco
> 2000 - Pokemon G/S/C - Nintendo
> 2001 - Oracle of Ages - Nintendo

> 2008 - Grand Theft Auto IV - Rockstar
> 2008 - Metal Gear Solid IV - Konami
> 2010 - Red Dead Redemption - Rockstar
> 2010 - Pac-Man Championship - Namco
> 2011 - Skyward Sword - Nintendo
> 2011 - Uncharted 3 - Naughty Dog
> 2013 - The Last of Us - Naughty Dog
> 2013 - Grand Theft Auto V - Rockstar
> 2015 - Metal Gear Solid V - Konami
> 2015 - Undertale - Toby Fox
> 2016 - The Witness - Jonathon Blow
> 2017 - Breath of the Wild - Nintendo
> 2017 - Mario Odyssey - Nintendo
> 2018 - God of War - Sony
> 2018 - Celeste - Matt Makes Games
> 2018 - Red Dead Redemption 2 - Rockstar
> 2020 - Half-Life Alyx - Valve

And every 10 is "I LOVE STEAM AND GABE and totally don't regret buying shitty tech!". It evens out unless it's being intentionally review bombed.

World-class developer? Ahahahaahahahahaha

>trusting or caring about IGNs opinion about anything

Why does everything become corrupt in 2007-2008, what happened to the world during that time to cause such a shift?

Imagine being so desperate to convince yourself you're not missing out on anything that you compile a huge list that nobody but you gives a flying fuck about because they're too busy enjoying a brand new Half Life game

Cope Valve Drone, i don't care about your trash franchise

The list was pretty good up until 2008 to be fair

Widespread of fast internet.

Why do people give any credence to user reviews? There's been a fuckton of skewed reviews both professional and user.

Like what? I can't think of a single videogame that I like that has bad user score. I think it can have shitty games have somewhat higher score, but great games always have respecatable user scores, I can't think of a single exception. Things like Deus Ex, BG2, Planescape Torment, HOMM III, XCOM (old and new ones) etc.