Heh

It's refering to a man's life as a whole. Morning is baby when they crawl on all 4s, noon is childhood through adulthood walking on 2 feet, and the evening is elderly where most have to use a cane, which is considered the 3rd leg.

Nigga are you shitting us that you never heard this riddle before? What are you, 10?

canes and hands arent feet get a new riddle

Do you actually play video games?

> times of day as a euphemism for age is somehow linked to the language
No retard, it's because the one giving the riddle is always a sphinx or something similarly old as fuck. To them you do live and die in a single day. The human lifespan is a blur to them.

>missing the point this much
It's a sign of autism bro

Here zoomer, i made a longer version so you can understand it

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>A fucking RIDDLE should be clear and concise
>No ding noise for the correct answer

i still dont get the answer

This guy gets it

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> to sufficiently long-lived beings, a human lifespan may as well pass in a single day
> ergo, a human goes on four feet (crawling), then two feet (standing), then three feet (using a cane) in a single day- morning, noon, and night
> Dracula's famous line from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night is "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."

Ah thanks.

Uhh... haha

significantly improved, thank you

>Humor thread devolves into shit flinging again

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This zoomer mentality that everything HAS to have a fair chance really makes me puke.
The riddle didn't become a legend because it had a fair chance, it became a legend because it was near impossible.
Life isn't obligated to give you at least 50% chance of succeeding.

The cane part is what threw me off. I had a feeling it was something stupid along those lines

You mean the riddle that literally everyone before Oedipus failed to answer correctly and died??

It's a riddle you nigger it's always stupid. It's always some bullshit technicality so the sphinx would eat you instead.

>wtf you faggot sphinx this is artificial difficulty

I'm pretty sure this is a vore artist.

Guys look at my funny video game comic

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>I AM SILLY

What's the joke?

It wasn't supposed to be easy, the sphinx eats you when you fail it.

Fuck this shitty thread
Waluigi Time

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Do you not see the elegance of the comic? There is a man, and a cat. The pipe is missing, or is it? No, it's over there. The cat has the pipe and Jon Arbuckle, Garfield's owner, realizes this with a fury. Perhaps only an artist could understand the layers therein, but it should be fairly obvious.

His pipe is missing.
His cat is smoking it. Cats dont smoke pipes, they also don't eat lasagna either.
Silly cat.

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I could explain it to you, but it would take a while.
Like, at least an hour.

the penis continues to grow throughout a man's life

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The Sphinx in CoC fucked my ass with it's huge cock

Perhaps this video can explain the joke.
youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

Tbh, you need a high IQ to understand the jokes of 1978

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If only this was true. BGC, Big Grandpa Cock.

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god I can't believe I beat off to this scene. then again I think I beat off to every sex scene from that game.

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Have you ever heard of a cat rage room?

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what...what does the sphinx do? some cbt shit for failing a riddle??

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vore

Shaving half your head is unironically fucking ugly

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Now where could this post be...

rape n stuff.

Don't be ashamed user, remember that someone canonically fucked her and had lots of children.

Why was he expecting Waluigi to be in his shower haha

based

Lol

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a shit ton of vore. there's a scene later in the game where Luka gets fucked by flies too. some weird ass boners desu.

Nerfnow has never been funny.

janny didn't think it was video games but leaves the rest of the thread up

what game

JANFIELD!!

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