Half.Life.Alyx-CODEX

yeah just pirate yourself a headset dude

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>$40 vr headset
>driver4vr dual mouse hand trackers
just waiting for the game to actually be cracked.

>another meme game from the people who bought you spyware DRM, 30% cut for DDL, paid mods, and LECAKE IS A LIE

umm pass

I do highly recommend pirating VR games though, I got beatsaber + all extras for free effortlessly while retards shell out on steam for them, kek

They're not using Denuvo or any other shit like that, just typical Steam DRM, so of course it'll get cracked immediately

Man, if only you got this excited about pursuing a career.

IDGAF about the game but if it hurts Valve I will drop it in my seedbox for my brothers and sister'gamers.

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This... it's not fair that based Doom Eternal gets cracked while this garbage remains scott free

Still don't have a vr set lol

wooo we still have to spend a grand for the headset!!!

Doesn't require Steam thanks to the whole SteamVR/OpenVR thing?

>i dont care about valve
>but i will go out of my way to hurt valve
Very weird mentality, laddie.

If they still made single player games without microtransactions I would care but its not 2005.

Not him. Isn't Alyx a single player game without microtransactions?

Can you buy the hand stuff separately?

It is.

Can you even play this without meme goggles?

no

lol, what a joke

the cake is a lie came from the community

>order VR headset off Amazon
>beat the game
>return the headset within 30 days or whatever the return period is

Imagine living a live this fucking poor and jankey

oh nonononono paypigs btfo

I'm finna use my bootleg phone vr jajajajajajajajajaja

Considering it's VR gimmick trash you can call it a single player video game with macrotransactions :^)

You wouldn't download a VR set, right Yas Forums?

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VR headset torrent when

Why even post this?
I'd get it if it was a day 0 denuvo crack or some shit, but any retard could crack steam DRM.

>modders working hard to make it playable without VR
Nothing personel kid

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based

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A wondering thought
Could they have wanted the game to be that easy to crack?

>modders working hard to butcher the game
COPE

Nice, but I'm still not willing to pay €940 to play this.

>challenging modders
the absolute state of seething.

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>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT YOU NEED TO SHELL OUT 1000 DOLLARINOS TO PLAY IT LIKE I DID NOOOOOO

HOLY MOTHER OF COPE

>Valve makes a big push for Linux gaming
>Alyx is a Windows-only game for some reason
Huh?

why are buyfags always seething so bad whenever pirate scene arrives?

HAHAHAHAHA

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lmao @ poorfags

link?

made me laugh

crackwatch page

PC fags are worse than snoys these days tbqh

nooblets. crackwatch website is a garbage clone of the original. i wont even guide you to the real crackwatch

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>implying poorfags have a VR device

Fat lot of good this does, considering it was free with VR headsets anyway.

I just answered the question, now stop trying to get attention from me you filthy attention whore.

Doesn't basically everyone who owns a VR headset get the game for free?

AFAIK, it's only free for HTC Vive owners.

Only index owners.

Crack when?

i have zero intention of playing this game even if it's free. looks boring and we already know the plot. wow u can wear a cone on ur head and write on windows xDDD epic

>putting a game on platform you can move around without getting motion sick is butchering a game

I tried a few cracks that didn't actually work, the game boots but you get stuck at the intro screen.

Refunded it anyway, the game is pretty awful.

>modders putting a game on the PC so people won't have to shit out 1000$ for motion sickness simulator is a bad thing

>motion sick
lmao, you're a weak ass bitch

>modders working hard to fix the game
ftfy :)

Based, fuck paypigs

You can't ignore the fact you just got btfo'd

Brainless retard.

Fyck you I'll pirate whenever I can, I dont need to justify shit

Based and basedpilled.