Half-Life Alyx VR

IT'S HAPPENING

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Ship me my goddamn Index already Valve!

I think i should put this on my ssd lmaooo

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1 MINUTE BROS NEW HALF LIFE GAME EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

same, fucking shit didn't let me change my drive

>falling for preload meme

eurogamer.net/articles/2020-03-23-half-life-alyx-review-a-legend-returns-in-elegant-form

>The latest survey, taken during January 2020, says that 1.31 percent of all surveyed Steam users own a VR system
lmao

>can't buy or sell any hardware because of the human malware situation
god damn

Same boat but I can't change it now, do I really just have to wait a fucking hour?

>it needs to unpack

HERE WE GO

Delta Tug 2, follow the 1% in front of you.

OHONONONONONO

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COPE IS GETTING BIGGER
BANG BANG BANG
PULL MY POORFAG TRIGGER

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

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SSD master race here, unpacking takes approx 20 minutes.

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Corona hit us hard

>Unpacking
Welp, back to animal crossing. It's 2AM and I'm waiting on a glorified zip file

youtube.com/watch?v=LJ5nV9aKthU

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Im using my hdd and it says 20 minutes for me too. The bottleneck here is the cpu

By that logic we shouldn't makes games on anything but phones since the minority of people have gaming computers.

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Same. Literally 2 minutes to go. Also got my valve index a week ago. THIS IS IT. STRAP IN OR STRAP ON BABY.

I'm not saying you shouldn't, I'm saying not many people will be able to play the game.

So it's faster to download.

80% of steam users are russian csgo ban evasion accounts, heavily skewing the data, none of these figures are real

That's why twitch is such a big thing

No, you are saying "lmao". You should express yourself better.

ITS OVER

VALVE IS FINISHED

Who gives a shit about them.

>40gb preload
>40gb unpack
My SSD can't take these inflated sizes.

We are making history as we go.

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Do you really think that's the logic?

How many lawsuits are gonna hit valve when all the people with coronavirus end up playing this and dying from exhaustion?

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never preload a game if you have decent internet (100mb+)

takes way longer to unpack the encrypted files than download when it's out, SSD or not

youtube.com/watch?v=MjTaIIoTY64

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Fuck this SJW shit.

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Guys.... what if its not good?

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That's true of video games, consoles and PCs cost hundreds of dollars. It's true of any moderately expensive hobby.

Why does this suddenly matter? Are you a Redditor and can't enjoy something unless it appeals to the lowest common denominator?

>streamers can't stream the game without lag
DEAD ON ARRIVAL

such an obvious photoshop I don't know why you bothered

SEND HELP

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>11 minutes to unpack

HERE I GO BOIS

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>playing this instead of Doom
Lmao

lmao

>LOW GPU MEMORY DETECTED

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fuck, another 20-40 to unpack

How much do you have?

THE MEMES ARE REAL

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then we meme it into being good like Boneworks.

cmucked

JUST

6gb

5 minutes aaaaaaaaaaa

NO SMOOTH TURNING, SNAP TURNING ONLY
NO SMOOTH TURNING, SNAP TURNING ONLY
NO SMOOTH TURNING, SNAP TURNING ONLY
NO SMOOTH TURNING, SNAP TURNING ONLY

REFUNDED

To spoil myself or not to spoil? Dammit, I'm eating dinner. I should have toileted sooner...

just post the gman monolgues, who the fuck cares about the game

kek

>DESPITE ONLY MAKING UP ONLY 13% PERCENT OF THE POPULATION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BLACKS ACCOUNT FOR OVER 50% PERCENT OF ALL CRIME IN THE UNITED STATES. THE AVERAGE AFRICAN AMERICAN IQ IS 89 WHICH IS LOWER THEN ANY OTHER MINORITY EVEN WITH IMPROVED ACCESS TO EDUCATION. AFRICANS DID NOT INVENT THE WHEEL BEFORE THE EUROPIONS CAME TO AFRICA. IF ALL BLACKS WERE REMOVED FROM THE CITY OF CHICAGO THE RATE OF VIOLENT CRIMES WOULD DROP BY 90%

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IS THAT FUCKING COACH

Okay, it's getting too hot in here, going dark bros.

The preload is still there somewhere, I can't find it. I am literally missing tens of gigabytes on my SSD because of the fucking preload even as I am reinstalling the game on my HDD.

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ABSOLUTELY BASED

>cunt destroyer
get the fuck out of here you faggot
this is him btw.

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I can't afford an Index and a PC that can run VR well, so I might as well just spoil myself now.

*snap* that's going in my cringe compilation

Ok.

The only thing I am missing is an Index. And the ability to buy one here. I need to sell my damn hardware...

>not even 5,000 players playing it on release date

you literally can't make this shit up. that, by the way, makes it a worse debut then fucking ARTIFACT

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Wait so what the fuck happened to gordan

>8 weeks to get the controllers
fucking niggers, somebody tell me if it play well with the Vive controllers

IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW MINUTES GIVE IT SOME TIME

CONFIRMED DEAD
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The game literally came out 5 minutes ago, you fucking retard.
And since when are we judging games on number of players? Unless your favorite game is Fortnite or League of Legends, I guess it must suck.

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>Ignoring that 95% of people probably are still unpacking

At least let HDDlets unpack

>VR game

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Are you fucking retarded?

The preload and the installation had to exist simultaneously on my SSD, so I am stuck now re-downloading it too. Its fucked.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That was up for debate? We literally saw his brain get juiced

OH NO NO

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>cute pet snark you can feed
10/10. volvo does it again.

IT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD BROS
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY CANT I DOWNLOAD THE GAME ON MY HDD AND INSTALL IT ON MY SSD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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>Back to the dude with the Valve in his head
Lame. I preferred the room full of valves from The Lab.

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Oh no no we got cocky copefags

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>Have a VR set before getting an SSD
What

im on my shift waiting to play later, something you tortanic niggers wouldnt understand being autistic and unemployable and all

IT LOOKS SO FUCKING REAAAAAL

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>he's a slave wagie and not someone that made enough to retire are 26 from bitcoin circa 2018
how utterly pathetic

Lowest Drop in score for a sequel:
Half-Life 2 (97) to Half Life (92)
Ocarina (99) to Majora Mask (92)

Highest raise in score from a sequel
Metal Gear Solid (93) to Metal Gear Solid 2 (98)