Are you enjoying the Ubisoft Corona Sale?
Are you enjoying the Ubisoft Corona Sale?
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Imagine buying anything from these "people"
Games 50-75% off.
Pirate them. Absolutely no reason to give ubisoft money
Steam Achievements
Cool, nobody gives a flying fuck about steam achievements.
What am I looking at?
Kassandra's model is a dude with tits
I got it for free last year. Alexios is my boy and I like Kassandra as Deimos better.
I don't get it.
Kassandra's model isn't a woman, it's a man. The only thing feminine about her is her bolted on head and skeeter bites
So zero reasons not to pick her.
Rather play with the one with tits and cute voice.
If the female character in Ragnarok has big tits, I'll pick her, if not, I'm picking the dude.
It looks like a lanky woman to me.
>totally not photoshopped
Yes, that's the same image. It's photoshopped
Where is the unphotoshopped version?
>model photoshops her pictures before releasing them
OMGOSH
such a shitty, boring ability
Looks like a clunky version of the fear takedown in Arkham Knight
kinda defeats the purpose of having a model doesn't it? Why not just have an anime avatar at that point
I don't get it. What is photoshopped?
>kinda defeats the purpose of having a model doesn't it
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAA
She's obviously stretched vertically, even an inch or two would be enough for the desired effect.
pretty much every single photo of a model will be photoshopped in some way, the model will do it themselves if they have to.
About as much as you enjoy shilling on "Yas Forums" Ubisoft intern
>60k gazillion damage
>for simple mooks
what the fuck even is the point of adding rpg numbers to games like this?
Focus groups said it captures their attention
kek so this is what an """""""Assassin""""""'s Creed game is now?
Still no luck with them Zeus swans, then, eh OP?
But for what purpose would she make her torso stretched vertically?
You're fucking retarded dude, there are billions of women in the world, there's no shortage of body types. Did you ever leave the house before the quarantine?
I will crack every single ubisoft game i will ever play
>it captures their attention
hitmarkers and healathbars already did that but i don't get having numbers in a fucking pseudo hack n slash.
why do you think her torso is stretched vertically?
>she's naturally lanky
>adds a few inches in photoshop
>holy shit how odd yet majestic
Do you even model bro?
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No one except waifufags like Kassandra and they couldn't even be bothered to finish the game. More people played as Alexios and finished the game as him as per Ubi's own statistics
It comes from looter shooters. Braindead dopamine junkies get a hard-on every time they see a crit
Where can I see it?
>not picking Kassandra for canon purposes, superior voice acting, and sexy olive skin
I know it's stupid.
Damage is gear related, like in this case +50% ability damage for the set you can get for story related side-quest, otherwise the ability itself is trash and can't even kill because enemies are level scaled after they level gate. The only reason they are able to be killed in one hit or ability activation is the gear bonus. Defeats the purpose of assassinating, if you can't even assassinate.
Yas Forums is coomer central
The director said less than 30% of players picked kassandra
But I chose the male option for those exact reasons
Ok, that image definitely is touched up in photoshop, but it's a pretty major operation to stretch someone's entire torso, you'd have to recreate the entire middle section of the image for it to be convincing and not just warping it (which I don't think it has been) Are you sure it isn't just the results of a very low focal length lens?
Kass isn't canon, director said the novel is a canon but not THE canon. Plus, Alexios' gear is available in AC III, not "The Eagle-Bearer's" or gear styled after "The Eagle-Bearer."
No. I’m not using their crap u-play launcher.
just admit you're a coombrain
>suddenly 35 hours in to Odyssey
I... I guess I am...
Not him but she took a picture against a solid background, there's no way it's not photoshopped.
was thinking of getting this as its kinda cheap but those webms look janky as fuck, so no ty
playing through origins. Much more enjoyable with that level booster, eases the grind. Will play Odyssey after. They're not amazing but for the price they are a decent diversion during quarantine.
I guess if that's what floats your boat. Kassandra is still canon
You think Connor is going to wear girls clothes or something?
They specifically said "the misthios Alexios." Get fucked coomer
Is there any reason to play Black Flag on PC over PS4? I bought Black Flag for PS4 when it was on sale because my PC couldn't run it back then.
If your PC can't handle an upscaled PS3 game now just throw it away.
>you now remember Desmond
Yeah, that is the giveaway, I'm just not sure it'd be something *that* extreme