ALYX LAUNCH THREAD

ONE HOUR TO GO

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Game didn't come out and he already gone mental

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>knocks his sodiepop over

kek this literally just unlocked and there's pretty much zero hype on Yas Forums, dead on arrival

It's still not unlocked

my mistake, still though there's less than an hour to go and nobody cares

SHUT UP, TIM

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I will care if theres an SFM update to go with this in some way.

Seriously, Valve had something big with SFM, and it is still used to this day. The fact that it hasnt been updated in years and that they restructured S2 so SFM is now an integrated tool to the games is just downright incompetent.

yawn

is there are reason for Tyler to look like he is 35 years old?

Watching over valve for several years for any piece of news available took some years off of his life

Because he's actually 50 years old. The only reason anyone could give a shit about Valve is that they're literal boomers that don't know better games.

I just found out that Tyler is a solid 2 years younger then me and he looks like an actual fucking mid-30's goblin. I genuinely though he was old as fuck. He's got them Burger mutt ugenics

reminder to have at least 70GB of free space otherwise decryption is going to take forever

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Fat and not shaved.

i'm in my mid thirties and tyler could perfectly pass as my older brother
the USA wall hits by 20-22 afaik

>tfw finally going home
post your setups

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Wow a cheap, boring VR shooter with a Half Life coat of paint on it. Amazing.

LOOOOL FINALLY HALF LIFE ALYX
MY FAVORITE TWITCH STREAMER IS ON AND IM GOING TO WATCH IT

lol at Tim

pretty based, have fun user

Damn. Hope 50 GB on a ssd is enough.

he's a vegan and eats a lot of carbs. also was on anti depressants when he was 12.

i know for a fact the game is going to be kind of boring and gimmicky to me
but the good thing about it is that it is going to get the ball rolling again, as long as it is not a huge failure, which I doubt

reviews are out, so far it looks good.

>on anti depressants when he was 12.
only in us

I'm ready to watch it flop and fail.

have fun!

7 minutos to go
he is rambling at this point

what do you have to be depressed about when you're 12?

fatty fatty boom boom hahahaha

>hes a vegan

No wonder he is a soifilled beta bitch who constantly cries when his chat shoots against him and instantly goes offline.
People could really ruin this day for him if they flood his chat

obviously half life 3, duh

decrypting has started
tyler in panic mode

AAAAAAAAAAAA

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we're going home boys

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link for this faggot please

twitch.tv/tylermcvicker

Tendies enroute from popeyes for this

twitch.tv/tylermcvicker

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Okay, you were right, Tyler. Sorry for calling you schizo.

THERE'S A NEW HALF-LIFE GAME IN ONE MINUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

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HES GONNA COOM

he is gonna cry in 3....2....

HE'S COOOOMING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

He's gonna look like that guy reacting to a star wars trailer when he starts playing

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BROS

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"You deserve this." --- I hate fans.

Wait he actually fucking cries and leaves if chat is mean to him

one thing for sure, he fucking ruined HOME for me, 2bh

HERE WE GOO

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>unpacking takes an hour
Well fuck

n-nani

Probably playing the video game, no time to watch you sperg out on here

Nice paid review.

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Him having a mental breakdown after YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE was kino though

How old is he actually?
Also, Tyler really managed to force himself into being an eceleb, huh?

Which review site? IGN?

What was even the point in pre-loading when this thing takes longer to unpack than it did to download?