Will it surpass 20 million in sales?
Will it surpass 20 million in sales?
It flopped
B b b b b b b b but muh lesbian reference
And so begins New Horizon's dynasty on the Japanese charts.
>lesbian reference
wait what
is a NOA localization
Hopefully, just so I can watch the Yas Forums cope
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is the Switch's best selling game at 22 million.
New Leaf capped out last year at 12.5 million.
Let's assume the Switch game will do better than the 3DS game, and with the benefit of the apocalypse sales bump, I think it'll reach a cool 15 million.
You could not have timed a life sim release better than this.
Nintendo created the coronavirus.
No it isn't. It's a Sailor Moon reference who gives a fuck
Who are the lesbians? I must know so I can spread the word and have porn of it made.
NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUT A YURI REFERENCE IN YOUR JAPANESE GAME NOT THE HECKING YURUYURINO
One of the baked replies a villager can have when they ask you about your favorite kind of genre fiction mentions a love story between two princesses.
It's in the original text.
Its smashing records everywhere.
>NOOOO japan is based and trad!!! this cant be possible!
Enjoy your childish bickering, losers. Meanwhile, I'm going to enjoy waking up past noon and enjoying another play session of Animal Crossing.
That only boost sales, girl on girl is hot.
Me too, dude. I hope you have a wonderful day on your island
my village shop is selling Tissue Boxes
should I open?
How the fuck is everyone so ahead? The free seeds I got haven’t even grown yet.
I thought lesbians in nip games are based and redpilled.
>That only boost sales
Yuri shit bombs. Cope
>Will it surpass 20 million in sales?
As long it beat GTA V in the long run
>3.5 bigger than New Leaf's launch
Jesus christ
Comfy as fuck, especially since the quarantine.
>town named "Kokorona"
H-how'd I d-do Yas Forums?
Timetraveling faggots.
Based, fuck the haters bros. Gonna enjoy playing with my tonka trucks later, Yas Forumstards blown the heck out.
I named mine Koholint Island, aiming to make it as similar to Link's Awakening.as it can be
>it literally has a town called Animal Village
It's fucking perfect
I've never played an AC game before. Should I get this when my Trumpbux arrive?
>bought a Switch Lite just to play this game
>joycon drift after only three days
FUCK YOU JEWTENDO
Everyone loves lesbians, because all women are Bi. Its trannies that everyone is sick of, because they are just men who have a mental illness.
Way to strawman that anyone had an issue with this.
Absolutely seething
i seen a couple koholints and a couple windfalls.
just need a Tingel island and the triforce is complete.
NOOOO MY POKEYMONS SWORD AND SWORSHIE!!!
Fuck Sword and Shield, how is PMD doing so far?
I love Animal Crossing but this version does not deserve to be breaking so many records. Hell, I don't think any version deserves to. They're pretty mediocre games in all honesty, they're just the only ones of their kind.
joycon drift is due to literal crass getting below the sticks.
take a bath motherfucker
Girlfriend and 3 of her mates each got switch just for this game. I never seen her take an interest in video games before, this it's quite scary.
Decently I think. It will get fucked because of Animal Crossing though
That is why I find it so baffling that Sony and Microsoft aren't interested in that audience at all. They try to lure normie women in with stronk womyn action heroines, while in reality most of girl gamers just want to play house.
>Nothing but shooters/ARPGs/RPGs/MMOs the past 5 years
>Pick this up on a whim off the online store
>Can't put it down
Definition of comfy and wholesome
I love Animal Crossing now.
>because all women are Bi
The conditioned western mind
the conditioned shitposter mind, you mean. At this point, it's guaranteed replies to mention that.
Oof.
>thinking straight women need porn when they can pull any dude off the street to get off.
OOOOOOOOOOF
They're way more likely to reach an orgasm with porn than with "any dude off the street".
>all women are gorgeous looking, there are no digusting landwhales
yeah ok
>solo male
>the videos are actually just a dude in the back yard grilling meat
>"ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS AND FUCK RANDOM GUYS WHENEVER THEYRE HORNY!"
>"Psh, there's no way all women are attracted to other women..."
>get woke go bro-
there are a lot of mexicans who don't give two tosses, they all fuck big women.
Hm. Fair point.
why the fuck would anyone get the first person on the street for sex?
Based anime sissy
>references sailor moon
>OH MY FUCKING SHIT, THEY REFERENCED LESBIANS
Why do retards act like everything is about them?
My gf likes lesbian porn but keeps insisting she's perfectly straight. Her mental acrobatics is that she identifies with the submissive girl feeling pleasure, not with the girl dominating other girl so it's not gay.
it's a euphemism. if you weren't autistic you'd understand it's not literally.
>projecting low test soi male
wow so all four Switch owners bought it?
Still says you can change it later :^)
A lot of women don't even watch porn. Not to mention, isn't most of porn hubs audience w*stern
I mean, submissive people can just be considered as pansexual since as long as someone goes down on them, they'll be enjoying it.
That's perfectly normal. Not to mention a lot of straight porn is more tailored for men than it is for women. Lesbian porn is mostly tailored for a woman's sensibilities, but that isn't to say there isn't lesbian porn tailored to men. Or that there isn't gay porn tailored to women.