Why is Jack so perfect?

Why is Jack so perfect?

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You have shit taste.

She's the only character in the game I really enjoyed talking to. idk why but everyone else felt scripted, if that makes sense.

Best girl

Cringe

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In an alternate dimension, she was a cat.

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Throatslut

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I do wonder who's behind this post.

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The best we can hope is Bioware releasing a remake of the trilogy with higher poly models and hair physics that fixes the terrible hair most characters had. Also, one that fixes the default femshep in ME3, from looking like a ginger ape. All of that so we can get some good ME porn again. Because fuck waiting for Bioware to ever release anything good again, let alone doing ME justice.

>The best we can hope is Bioware releasing a remake of the trilogy

Please no

I honestly couldn't stand her. I got her attitude at first but it ended up being so whiney by the end.

Strictly for SFM/Blender porn purposes. Updated models and interest in the LI's by the 3D adult animation community. Fuck Bioware.

Because you're literally attracted to masculinity and are so confused as to why that you have to ask video game forums why manish characters make your pp hard. U gay

She's really cute at the end when you romance her

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You seem well informed about the subject

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Sure.

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>Tomboy fetish
>gay
Pick one

Nah, face-wise he is definitely have a good taste

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Do you know who else is perfect?
>Ur mum.

She does anal

She'll do anything humanly possible but she's not for that, okay?

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Imagine saying no to this. Just a little bit gay, imho.

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I'm pretty sure she's done worse. There's a reason we have the ZAP! you know.

me2 is the best wrpg for waifu faggotry desu
only way it could be improved is if you could romance chakwas

Jack felt real. Also I fucking loved shaved heads and tattoos.

Why all SFM pictures have such weird/creepy eyes?

There was more to it than waifufaggotry. It was genuinely enjoyable.

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MUH DIK

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Nice

Oh ok, I haven't romanced her before. Might try next playthrough

Her face wasn't fucked up like Miranda's
Despite being edgy (which sort of okay considering background + she reference to Kyra/Jack) she is still less retarded than Ashley
Less infantile and namby-pamby than Liara and Tali
Also, she got good character's development in ME3 (which makes even more retarded to not include her into ME3 squad-mates since she got even magnetic locks on new model for weapon)
So, she is kind of hidden gem behind forced Tali/Liara faggotry

Genuinely perfect facial aesthetics and had a reason to not be a functional adult unlike every other tard on the ship.

For more wholesome story-fitting try sole-survivour

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>man jaw

based

>>man jaw
And..?

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>the jaw of a man

>had a reason to not be a functional adult unlike every other tard on the ship.
Grunt had an excuse too, being a fresh out of the tube Krogan. You're right about the rest though, ME2 is a big step down.

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>doesn't like well developed facial bones

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>the mandible of a male

>You're right about the rest though, ME2 is a big step down.
>implying except Wrex and Garrus ME1 cast was behaving like adults

You want a defined jawline, user. Imagine giving birth to a slackjawed cockguzzler.

>continuing being gay

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>a man's chin

Why couldn't Garrus have been a chick? He could've been best girl hands down.

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>liking a trashy mentally ill woman
awful taste really

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Tali and Liara are very young, swept up in an adventure. Ashley and Kaidan I don't remember being bad. Kaidan is a bit stoic and doesn't open up to people, Ashley just wants to do her dad proud. Its been nearly a decade since I last bothered with ME so I might be forgetting things.

Well she done N7 tatoo on her ass...

>the male's ramus

ME1 and 2 are overrated as fuck.

A human's chin.

>male mandible

She's N7 property after all.

Damn right she is

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>Tali and Liara are very young, swept up in an adventure
I can accept it for Tali, but Liara is literally 100 yo.
Also she have creepy "Are u biotic"-stare
>Ashley and Kaidan I don't remember being bad.
Ashley literally doesn't knew what discipline is (along with Vega it makes good contrast between Cerberus and Alliance) and objecting nearly any order.
Kaidan. Well first thing first, his main problem that he is basically Karth onasi, aka very very borring (and better leave him to die, because otherwise he will return as a creepy gay-stalker). Beyond that he is just "uhhh my head is hurts", nothing remarkable.

Yes. 3 and Andromeda is where its at, right Mac?

I don't think you understand what a strong jawline is, what it does and why you should want it. Don't go for triangular ones.

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>the ramus of a dude

>Why couldn't Garrus have been a chick?
Because he is better than total bro

She'd look nice with just one side shaved, the hair a bit long and a plain black t shirt.

stop making me want to replay ME and romance her

fpbp.
Jack is an ugly, bald headcase.

>mentally ill
[citation needed]