Computer...

>Computer, create a stable biological life-form resembling the character "Tails" from the late 20th and early 21st century franchise "Sonic the Hedgehog".
>...Computer, increase anthropomorphism
>...Computer, make it more... cartoony. Good.
>Computer give this creature human-like intelligence.
>Computer, analyze the character of Tails the fox and ascertain an appropriate knowledge and personality.
>Hmm... Weight more towards earlier portrayals of the character. Perfect.
>Insert this personality into the consciousness of the subject.
>Load scene "greenhill zone".
>Play program.

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What the fuck am I even looking at?

> safeties are still engaged
one job

>computer, recreate a standard park.
>computer, digitize a seating arrangement for Tails- namely a bench.

>computer load my personal program, and lock the doors for safety
>Set all settings to overload
>And disable all the safety protocols
*one moment*
*loading Big Breeding Farm and setting all ass and boob settings to overload, and disabling safety protocols*

I like safety

Zoomer detected

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Can I have the catapult and suicide letter one

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No "Disable safety protocols"
Failed

see

what the fuck is happening with the camera, what kind of sick freak directed this and thought it was okay

Huh

The greatest retconning device in the history of television

What a godawful show
I'm just watching out of pure spite at this point

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various star trek characters being into autistic shit like sonic the hedgehog is making me laugh really hard and i don't know why

>green hill zone
you fucked up right in the ending.

I was just speaking from my fantasies user
I love Tails

Underappreciated.

Please look forward to the big cluttered mess battle that will be in the finale.

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Maybe let's not.

It's too late.

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>Meant to evoke the feeling of large scale fleet
>Looks like scene from birdemic
This is why you don't get studio interns to make your CGI

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>inb4 the super synthetic race is just Q
screencap this

>Computer, create a living room from the 21st century.
>Computer, create a Sony Playstation 3
>Computer, lock the doors and disable safety protocals.
>Computer, create games for the Sony Playstation 3

I don't even know what the fuck is so wrong about this because I don't know shit about film, but... It just looks fucking terrible, what the fuck?

You madman! You'll kill us all!

Based

retconning?

so you're going to fuck him?

>Computer, generate realistic model based off CandyDoll ValensiyaS all sets

is this picard?

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Are those flowers attached to the borg cube

>filmed handycam style in a space dogfight
>things zipping about like its a cartoon with no physics
>bloom out the ass

This is like watching an advert for cereal

>Computer, create a replica of Commander Riker, identical to the real man in all areas but one:
>insert within the large intestine of this replica a smooth, round wooden stick, like a broom handle
>make the stick as large as a human of Commander Riker's age, proportions and health could conceivably fit inside him without physical trauma
>extend the stick so that it protudes from his anus, through his clothing, to the point that it is visible by casual observation
>Now, computer, program the following behaviour: when the replica Riker meets the real Riker, it is to loudly proclaim that it is the real Commander Riker and it has the stick in its ass to prove it
>also make it loudly demand people around it remove the stick from its ass, becoming increasingly violent until someone complies
>save file as RikerStickInAss.holo and download to this portable hologram emitter
>lock on to these coordinates in Ten Forward and transport the emitter there on my mark. Mark.
>Computer, ensure the safety protocol on the emitter is disabled and run program
>Happy Birthday, Commander Riker

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do you think about this when you fap

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You don't need to know anything about film to know that super quick cuts and unnecessary zoom in, zoom outs are bad ideas that shouldn't be implemented. It's just two ships but somehow it feels incredibly confusing and unnatural.

Is that independence day 2?

It is the destruction of a beloved franchise that is over 50 years old as this point.
Yes

God. How did they fuck up so bad

Fucking gold

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They carefully analysed previous Star Trek shows, interviewed fans new and old, compiled the greatest piece of research on Why People Like Star Trek and then threw it in a fire and took turns shitting on a picture of Gene Roddenberry instead

eventually
a few dates first

But you're still watching it, giving them the impression people want to see it

Picard is just a new TNG movie stretched out into ten hours. If they'd actually just made it a movie, one release of 150/180 minutes length, people would consider it 'meh'. Eventually some fan will do the work for them and everyone will agree it's 'probably the best TNG movie, though that's not saying much'.

at least the other TNG movies pretended they were actual continuations of the show

Seriously fuck the holodeck lol

>Computer, recreate a sprawling 21st century french vineyard
>computer, load the profile of retired admiral jean-luc picard and insert him into the program
>computer, load program Kurtzman-2
>disengage holodeck safety protocols
>play program

>computer insert Park Bench for tails to sit in

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>Computer, create an anthropomorphized, female personification of the holodeck with fully functional genitalia

kek

jesus christ

>Computer, set Tails' scale to 1000x and disable safety protocols.

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This looks worse than I remember

How does this look to you?

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>Computer, create a 21st century laptop with a stable internet connection
>Computer, load up the ancient website “4channel.org,” take me to the video games board
>Post everything I said in the previous 15 seconds to a Star Trek related thread
>Computer, deploy synthetic girlfriends to all anonymous users who reply to this post
>Disengage safety features, commence waifu dispersal protocol

>tails in green hill
Retard

:15 - :18 was a ytmnd classic

Between a furry thread and a nutrek hate thread I'm glad this thread became the latter

Who ever invented the "shaky camera" thing should be fucking shot for crimes against humanity.

Zoomers GET OUT.

don't tempt me, user

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>Computer, change character's gender to female
>Load impregnation program
>Computer, Disable all safety protocalls.

Fuck this gay show.

Cringe
Based

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Barclay Computer is the new Dukat No Good Star Trek Games