Why don't you do FIVE PUSHUPS for every death in a video game, Yas Forums?

Why do I always get women that look like men when I look up muscle women on porn sites?

>You could finally stop being ashamed of your bodies.

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I play a lot of aoe2 lately, is it 5 push ups per each unit? That's about 500 push ups every 40 minutes my guy.

>liking women that look like masculine
Yeah, and I bet you want them to peg you too, ya faggot.

this is extremely bad for the knee

Please answer before 404.

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In order to look like that you need to go against biology and God. They take steps to boost their testosterone levels which will result in their body change. Same as how “men” who take estrogen will become soft and weak.

I tore a hamstring doing burpees because of this dumb anime cunt

most of them are more vapid than your average stacy, have nothing whatsoever to contribute to conversation, and all have rotted out keto-vag

Because pushups don't do shit

meanwhile, said neckbeards generate her thousands of views on youtube and follows on instagram letting her make a living of doing her hobby

looks like she is just bouncing back up instead of actually lifting herself

>not doing burpees at every loading screen or cutscene
It fucking works

how can people be so ignorant about asic bodily functions? it's one thing to be clueless about lifting but have you never done a bodyweight squat in your life? americans are geniuenly baffling

Can't rape someone if you don't leave the house, fatty.

Shes not elastic

Because the good-looking ones are making money on instagram. No need to do porn.

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doing 5 pushups wont stop me being skinnyfat

however i did try couch to five k and the first week kicked my fucking ass.

How the fuck did you tear a hamstring doing burpees? Are you 400lbs?

>if you don't leave the house
these responses aged badly.

This is definitely Real Science

No, they didn't. We're all stuck inside now, you diabetes-addled marshmallow of a man.

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You do know it's possible for women to do sports/lift without taking roids, right? My gf lifts and doesn't use anything.

The beginning is always the hardest. Keep going user!

god I hate women.

funny how the men can use that equipment without being near completely naked
oh no wait they need to wear that because uh, its comfortable, or it allows flexibility, silly me

the chads wear speedos

Been eating proper food and training with kettlebells for the past three months. Already stopped being ashamed of my body, now I chase the "make 24kg your main weight" achievement, training is fun.

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There's a shirtless guy right behind her, you incels.

all ame*icans should be killed at all times.

>training is fun.
It's even more fun if you train with real weights, like barbells.

Yas Forums doesn't do real life achievements
Good for you user, give it hell

but is he wearing a thong?

Ones that actually look good are hard to google
Cause Google thinks muscle equals complete body building steroid for some reason
There's not enough respect on Google for smaller yet nicer looking muscle

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Fuck off

>shirtless
>the same as being 98% naked
>wearing shorts down to his knees

absolute retard - or probably a woman, which is a redundancy
i agree
based

>shirtless guy
she should loss her top then, otherwise she is being sexist.

this doesn't seem very good for your knees

Who gives a shit? Just enjoy the free test boost during your workout (not that you do work out). When I'm in the gym we all oogle the whores that come dressed in tight shorts and sports bras, we don't complain about it. Everything is one big fucking whine with you faggots.

Within reason. I hate it when they overdo the arms and get popping veins like that.

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i am Yas Forums and would never be able to do that. meme exercise or not it's pretty impressive

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Squats make your knee joints stronger, retard.

>being this much of a simp
>p-p-pls m-my lady p-pls show me your body in public like a whore
>i-i m-mean i'm a real c-chad, which is why i need to ogle women in public for 'test' because i don't actually have any due to being a braindead coomer

5 pushups wont do shit

jesus christ those are fucking hard as hell
it took me 30+ minutes trying to do 10 of those in a row for each leg. Kept falling down and shit was straining man

god I hate cucks.

You shouldn't lock your knees when doing squats.

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Agree, popping veins aren't nice. But that's mainly due to dehydration.
A lot of muscular women would look better if they drank more water. Same can be said for men

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You're right, real chads complain about women being too naked on Yas Forums. The local football team HATES seeing half-naked cheerleaders, right?

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Because I have the body of a feminine man and working out would ruin it

I have a gf unlike your faggot ass.

But I do
0x5 is still 0