Hello, I'd like to buy a game please

Pick it up, wagie! Pick it up, wagie! Wagie wagie! Pick up cummy changey! Wagie wagie! Pick up cummy changey!

Borat

yes, duh. america is a third world country.

>Machine breaks or card wears out
>Can't buy anything
Shit like this is why you third worlders can't keep up with America. Let me know when you guys finally get the legal right to carry a weapon lmao

Lean over the counter and passionately kiss the cashier on the mouth. With tongue.

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Do Eastern people really let Americans live in their head complete for free?

unless you're chad, as always

>pay with cash usually
>cashier asks if I have their card
>grab the card without looking and hand it over while I'm looking for cash
>try to give her the money
>she says I already paid
>turns out it wasn't their shop card
Why did they decide to get rid of punching in your code when you pay with a card? What about security and all that shit?

even dumb burgers get better education than you do apparently

...what?

Shut up boomer

Could you refuse to take the money?

I mean say you work for some big company store as a wagie at like Walmart or something

Or is it still legal?

Only if that's real cum

They can refuse to take your money for any reason

He wanted to use his 2% discount card but accidentally gave them his credit card instead

I think he's a guy who used PIN-based purchases every single time.
He's saying his card was swiped and paid when he assumed he would still have to input his PIN.

I keep a few dollars and some change on me just in case but my main form of payment is by card. Still glad my bank notes aren't faggot rainbow colored though.

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>just give up physical cash, goyim
>take the mark of the beast, chattle
>use plastic so you don't notice ponzi scheme FED money manipulation
just kys

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this is why bitcoin needs to exist

you can always refuse service

what do fleshlight taste like brothers

salty coins and milk

>he doesn't want 2%+ cashback

you're losing free money bro

like bags of sand

touchless has a money limit before it´s asks the code, at least around here it´s 20 euros

salty coins in a bag of milk

silicone

>Americans use cash only
>Japs use cash only
Why do these two countries do everything together? Are they God's chosen, the superior nations?

based schizo

Absolutely. I've had some greasy fuck pull damp bills out of his underwear and hand it to me. I told him no.

vaguely of flour, surgical gloves and plastic

American's payment system is fucking terrible user. understand they are just getting tap now and it is no where near common enough to rely on. Then it is slow. Same as chip. I remember when they first got chip like 10 years after everyone else and were complaining. I was confused as to why, then I realized their machines are 100x slower then amyone elses. Add in the American brainlag (I've seen them insert it backwards, get confused by tip options and just mash buttons screaming, pull it out to quick etc) It is truly like training a chimpanzee.

And that is just the physical use of it. Add in thr fact that Americans can't be trusted with credit and are paranoid of banks and you get cash. It really is best for them.
I can't fucking stand it though, carrying it around being given coins as change. I'll take my quick tap and points tyvm.

Japan literally mantled America after WW2

Depends where you work.
They might also sue you for discrimination.

>went to grocery shop
>lady paying with cash
>cashier had to count it like three times, taking forever
>had the millennial thought of "Wow, this women's still paying in cash? In this day and age?"

It really makes no sense at this point. Having it for backup or for transactions you can't do with a card is fine, but to have that be your go-to way of payment is antiquated and pretty dangerous at this point of time.

The Google/Apple/Samsung pay is incredibly stupid however and even more dangerous, basically putting your personal info at risk and in more people's hands than necessary.

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oh also. Chips assume Americans can remember a 4 digit number.

>that one 30 year old lady that would roll in with 500 pennies in the middle of a fucking rush
>would lose track of her counting and start over
>obnoxiously starts counting out loud slowly
>cashier's face is flush red with rage

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im gonna force you to drink my piss shithead freak

>The Google/Apple/Samsung pay is incredibly stupid however and even more dangerous, basically putting your personal info at risk and in more people's hands than necessary.
how?

I pay with cash so I don't waste money. looking down at 20 dollars makes me think a lot more.

>tapping their cards
How primitive. If you own a smartphone in the US, there is not a single reason to carry your wallet with you.

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>bitcoins
>not realizing they were created by international finance
*cue benny hill theme*

how intelligent do you really think that cumbräin is

Mobile pay is infinitely more secure than a credit card because you have to actively approve the purchase. If you're fucking dumb enough to approve a stranger's request, that's on you being retarded.

cc details are stored locally on the device. More secure than plastic really. Additionally they probably already have your cc information from transactions and if google decided to buy a bunch of steam keys with my CC I can just reverse the charges. Though if I do get frauded there is about a 0.000001% chance it is google/apple/samsung
My Amex never fucking taps for some reason.

I can remember the year i was born thank you very much

>state makes sending unsolicited dick pics against the law and a sex crime
>still get away with it
Ouch!

kek.

It’s lube.

Coming from someone who's government is going to make cash payments illegal your opinion is discarded. Cash is untraceable goyim. We can actually sell our cars to one another, claim we sold it for less and not have to pay a ridiculous tax. You get taxed when you get paid, taxed when you buy something and taxed when you sell something. You plebs are just getting inline to be fleeced thinking that because in the front of the line you're winning. Get fucked.

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The fact that you support fraud and stealing aside. What kind of shitty fucking job do you have that you don't get paid direct deposit.

chip-in-pin cards are totally new technology in America. The concept of 100% digital money transfer and economics is an entirely novel concept outside of some areas in California.
most people still use cash and coins everywhere, even their cash is still just cotton-paper and not plastic.

I do get paid direct deposit by my job, nigger. When did I say I didn't? I also do side work for cash and pocket that shit to buy my groceries and clothes among other small items. Stay ultra pleb, goyim. I can pocket an extra $1000 bucks on the weekend tax free. lmaoing @ ur lyfe.

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>go to America
>have to carry cash
>all the cash fucking looks the same
>$1 bill
>shir gets crumpled to fuck in your pockets
I hate it. But seriously why haven't they updated it?

At least it's bio-degradable

>can't afford a wallet or cash/card clip
How poor are you?

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>get RFIed
>get assessments raised on him
>10 years of penalties and interest
>goes bankrupt
gets me every time desu

You sound like my dad.

>what? What do you mean i gotta actually look at what's printed on it instead of just taking a quick glance?

Japan is based though and also automates all the pointless meme jobs where you don't want to interact with some sweaty minority/teenager.
carrying a coin-pouch like a 19th century highwayman is a small price to pay.

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what? I have a slim wallet that carries 4 cards. I don't want to fucking wear one of those huge as bulges for the rare trip to America

>gets shot by a nignog

if I can't store my money in a clay pot underground for at least 500 years its not worthwhile.