When did you realize Doom Eternal was shit?
When did you realize Doom Eternal was shit?
Michael Allen
Isaac Nelson
Never. Good reviews on all ends and good sales. It's an objective success. Respond with "shill" or "[insert buzzword]" now or else you aren't shitposting right.
Andrew Gomez
On my second playthrough, and it still hasn't sunk on yet.
Brandon Phillips
Bottom is how the actual game is you memeing faggot.
Julian Sanders
being a success doesn't make it good though
Christian Ross
When I saw it had cutscenes.
Jeremiah Howard
Nitpicking sections of the game that take literally seconds to do doesn't make it bad.
Jace Morales
Andrew Jones
This thread really raises some good questions. Epic post, OP. If I could upvote you I would.
David Gonzalez
Wow that one on the bottom looks awful
1996 was 34 years ago. you can move on.
Lincoln Young
>Good reviews
OH BOY
Connor Gomez
Gotta love the intentionally pixelated Eternal image so it looks worse in comparison lmao
Jace Butler
ROUND 2: FIGHT!
Juan Gomez
Except it got excellent reviews by both critics and players alike. Knowing you though, your next response will be something along the lines of "B-BUT THE MAJORITY OF PLAYERS ARE RETARDED!"
Hudson Smith
none of these complaints are good
Jaxson Hughes
ROUND 3: FIGHT!
Owen Rivera
holy shit when will you guys ever not cope over this GOTY?
Daniel Powell
the majority of people are indeed retarded
Matthew Watson
Is this literally who supposed to be you, do you actually think anyone cares about what you anti doom trannies have to say?
Dominic Bell
Give it up faggot. Your 20 pictures of you and your leftist discord trannies raiding metacritic doesn't hold up. SEETHE ETERNALLY
Logan Reyes
ROUND 4: FIGHT!
Ethan Jones
When I realized I could never enjoy it because I have cerebral palsy
Jordan Ward
The number of people who keep calling it a "dance" has me concerned. It was either part of the promo material or they're all just copying each other.
Ayden Walker
>brutal doom
I will sooner huff farts straight from Todd Howard's chocolate starfish than play that crap again
Jason Clark
ROUND 5: FIGHT!
Jackson Gomez
Og doomfags being called trannies
I should really just get into the habit of posting images that a tranny would never post to avoid getting called one
Jackson Hughes
Holy shit, talk about metacritic autist geeting BTFO
Charles Cook
reviews are opinion pieces and not fact
Nathaniel Baker
why are doom: eternal faggots so fucking insufferable?
I sorta liked the game although I wouldn't play it if I wanted to play DOOM, I'd go play 2016 or one of the older games for that and I recognize that there are flaws with the game and majority of these complaints that surface here are perfectly valid
meanwhile these fucking shilling retards get so angry that someone doesn't think their game is perfect
they never have any arguments of their own either, they just say you're shit and move on
Liam Young
autist
brainlet
extremely autistic
either yuropoor, underage, or both
get better reviews you contrarian autist
Nathan Cox
ROUND 6: FIGHT!
Brandon Miller
Why are you still posting? Is this actual autism? You were already proven wrong and it's obvious that these reviews were a coordinated raid.
Dylan Butler
btfo
Jackson Gonzalez
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE FUN OF ME WHEN I SHIT ON SOMETHING AND PROVIDE ZERO FACTS OR ARGUMENTS
Jackson Edwards
>nier shirt
pottery
Alexander Evans
ROUND 7: FIGHT!
Henry Baker
>brutal doom
>good
disgusting
Matthew Lee
Discord trannies hate doom eternal because doomguy hunts their kind
Asher Davis
>majority of these complaints that surface here are perfectly valid
This is how I know you're shitposting. I'll bite though. List an argument and get shit on.
Kevin Evans
ROUND 8: FIGHT!
Asher Carter
2016
Brody Martinez
I'm not sure when I realized it exactly but i'm glad I didn't pay for it. 6/10
Daniel Butler
where do you think you are dude? Yas Forums is full of the most autistic contrarian faggots this side of the internet.
Charles Sanchez
The average IQ in America is above retarded, thus you are objectively incorrect. Statistically, most people are not retarded.
Juan Miller
ROUND 9: FIGHT!
Levi Evans
Are Doom players the new arena shooter larpers?
Chase Reyes
In what would do you think Bethesda is anti-fag?
Christopher Long
>this is your brain on contrarianism
Jack Russell
>still posting
Holy shit I think he's unironically crying now. He knows he got shit on but he's just posting out of desperation.
Andrew Brown
The average IQ being above retarded would not prevent the majority of americans from being retarded. Suppose lil americlap didn't do so hot in math?
Aaron Moore
just ban phoneposters
Christian Thomas
ROUND 10: FIGHT!
Angel Young
>Doom was about story
Jaxon Green
ROUND 11: FIGHT!
Nathaniel Powell
with chocolate doom
Chase Davis
Except the vast majority agree that it's a good game. Sure they're opinion pieces, but with that logic you literally can't say any game is good at all. All you can say is that you are a small vocal minority that thinks it's shit, which means you have bad taste.
Lincoln Rivera
Has a point on the ammo system.
Why in the world did they deprive the glory kills of that sweet loot ?
Jacob Thomas
Unless you had Berserk when was it ever a good idea to punch stuff?
Carter Lopez
ROUND 12: FIGHT!
Brayden Bell
>4 enemies in one small area
still better than zoom eternal
Zachary Bailey
Out of all these reviews you posted, this is the only reasonable one. The rest are just stupid.
Andrew Collins
It is a good game faggot
Jose Wilson
They fuck up the pace of the game explicitely for the story (and retarded platforming).
John Nelson
It's equal to the same trash that is that shitty mod in your meme picture.
Nathaniel Brooks
ROUND 13: FIGHT!
Nolan Sanchez
>Eternal is 10x faster paced in both combat and movement
>"2016 was all about momentum"
These fucking people have no clue what they're talking about.
Anthony Thomas
>schizoid using appeal to authority tagging an user 12 times in 15 minutes
Michael Hughes
I'm just glad that I pirated it. It's not that good.
Logan Moore
ROUND 14: FIGHT!
Nathan Ward
ROUND 15: FIGHT!
Brandon Adams
>0
>good review
at least you're shitposting right now, pushing a bit into sczposting
Owen Cox
ROUND 16: FIGHT!