Why the fuck would a robot have huge hips and thighs? What the fuck?
Why the fuck would a robot have huge hips and thighs? What the fuck?
Isaac Ward
Benjamin Brooks
additional thrust power
Noah Sanders
designed by space coomers
Wyatt Gomez
Not a single one of the warframes is a robot.
John Sullivan
fuel
Dominic Ward
>Warframe
>Robots
Jack King
>Warframe
>Robot
user...
Asher Green
it's false
Connor Torres
The Orokin (the elder race that built the Warframes) were obsessed with beauty, symmetry, and overall physical perfection. It would make sense then that all of the femme-frames and Nezha were built to emulate the perfect female form- wide hips, big ass, thick thighs and supple breasts.
The Orokin LITERALLY did NOTHING WRONG.
Jose Nelson
warframes arent really robots.
they are a biomatter mishmash of ancient warriors. their bodies cybernetically enhanced to serve as warrior slaves to an ancient race similar to humanity.
Nolan Campbell
So I can fuck it after the mission is over.
Jackson Stewart
Warframes are warriors who were infected with a engineered virus to convert their body into a warframe that could only instinctively fight or be controlled by someone else. AKA they're just technically unmanned drones.
Eli Martin
operators were a mistake on multiple levels
Evan Ross
They have feels though
Henry Davis
There were a great deal of fan-theories going around about how the frames worked before that update. Every single one of those theories was better than what we got.
Gabriel Myers
Isn’t that just Umbra specifically? I thought the rest of the Warframes were just mass-produced. You can literally build Warframes right in your ship. Only the original Warframes, aka Umbra, were warriors infected with the Infested nanospore
Benjamin Johnson
ember is canonically a dickgirl
Easton Barnes
>The Orokin LITERALLY did NOTHING WRONG.
Wrong. They forgot the most important part of the ideal female form: big tummies.
Parker Nelson
operator mafia made this thread.
Bentley Murphy
What were some cool ones?
Jordan Thomas
You don't kidnap some poor fucker to build a new warframe every time (you just 3d print the metal and meat and shit), but the "first" of each warframe was at least some random fuck who Ballass' gang decided to shoot up with space aids or whatever.
Leo Lee
>You don't kidnap some poor fucker
Then what's in the pod you're defending on defense missions?
Ethan Morgan
are they still doing the whole 'every major update is just an excuse to grind resources using a slightly new mechanic that gets boring quick' thing?
Julian Nelson
>look at his fuck buddy
>it's an average chinkoid
Adrian Lopez
It WAS Naked Nick, but who the fuck knows now. Presumably inactive warframes like in the intro?
Jordan Miller
I wish this was me
Oliver Hall
Would you fart in my face
Cameron Sullivan
First off, they're flesh golems.
Secondly, why not?
Robert Moore
This thread really raises some good questions. Epic post, OP. If I could upvote you I would.
Nolan Jones
I hope the next new frame is cool.
Jackson Edwards
God I wish I was Garuda
Jordan Butler
Yes. Multilevel currencies with timegating basically everything. It's shit.
Alexander Fisher
I hope it's a waifu frame.
Elijah Wright
zenurik, elevate, lockdown and MITW redeemed them tbqh
now if only their guns were fun to use, even in the gameplay they're intended for lmfao
Hunter Brooks
post the sauce
Brayden Turner
Get filtered
Adam Brown
came in to post this
I literally give no shits about this game
It's kinda fun but also super grindy and wears thin quickly
that said, this user is correct
the warframes are suits piloted by flesh, possibly more LOOSELY akin to a cyborg than anything
Matthew Thompson
A cute belly is literally the best thing a girl can have
Alexander Gomez
Grendel
Michael Rodriguez
How do I get an Ember gf?
Luis Jones
You can't, it's not real.
Carson Martin
Best girl coming through
Adam King
How cute is too cute?
Logan Peterson
Nothing is ever "too cute", there's be a point where the qualities that make something cute are overexagerated and it becomes not cute anymore
Jayden Wilson
isn't there an even thicker edit of this image.
Cooper Butler
It's not a fucking robot, it's a space fungus in the form of a humanoid shape piloted by a child who met Zalgo.
Nathaniel Ortiz
Yes.
Thomas White
actually it's a jewish golem
Ryder Jenkins
because megan has those things.
Levi Walker
You literally described how something can be too cute.
Jackson Wright
No, I literally described how something stops being cute.
Liam Gray
We're talking about the same thing. Once there's too much cuteness, something becomes not-cute.
Jose Gutierrez
Yes, thanks for posting an example
Easton Martin
I hate b4k being down because I stored one of my files there
Josiah Edwards
No problem.
Jackson Perez
That one looks really nice
Nathan Taylor
Stop posting
Jose Jenkins
What was that? Post more?
Bentley Ortiz
too thick
Caleb Edwards
I wanna fuck Saryn's smelly hole.
Gabriel Ross
>reddit mod for /r/discordapp
is this the tranny equivalent of ssb gogeta?
Ryder Rodriguez
Actual Spoiler: Warframes are not robots
Justin Scott
I know I shouldn't encourage you, but...
Aaron Turner
Waframes are sack of nanocytes and stuff, not robots.
Not post more warframes.
Jaxson Rivera
Ember and Saryn look like THAT???
Connor Harris
Okay Yas Forums what the FUCK is the Kuva Lich system, RNG stats on top of a massive grind on top of guessing game, what the FUCK was DE thinking.
John Ward
Yeah, and ballistas look like this.
Oliver Morris
Isaiah Price
tanking player numbers and half a year of no content that wasn't dominantly cosmetic garbage. Time sinks are the only thing they can get done because it keeps the counts high even when it's just literal autists sticking around.
Charles Torres
Warframes are made of sex and I don't care how lore unfriendly sensualizing them is.
Jordan Garcia
Hyekka Masters are softer
Hunter Morris
Did they really tank in players? I started playing around a month ago and I'm MR 11, starting to see a lot of the endgame flaws with rivens and the kuva weapons especially.
Oliver Stewart
Is Saryn still the reigning titty warframe?
Alexander Watson
This, if anything they’re closer to EVAs.
Ethan Barnes
yea
Alexander Flores
still not as bad as rivens
Parker Price
They are flesh golems, not robots
Elijah Bailey
Saryn is perfect the way she is, no upgrade needed. At least not in the breast department.
Henry Gray
i'm more of an ass man than anything.
Henry Gonzalez
I see.
Landon Thompson
Been playing for upwards of six years, the content drought wasn’t the first of its kind and isn’t unexpected. The problem is what they had to show for it. Old Blood, Empyrean, and now Warframe Revised are the worst three mainline updates we’ve ever had and they’ve come one after the other. I can’t even excuse this shit anymore.