Get on mic user

>tfw mic is literally broken and I can't go out and buy one because of covid19

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t. blue yeti shill

>"Kids today wouldn't survive MW2 lobbies in it's prime".

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>what you think it makes you look like vs how others see you

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Why did human men evolve to be attracted to the hole women shit from?

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Pretty dope setup for 2004 desu

Based mods.

I remember being 13 too. For some reason everyone always assumes you're a man in his mid 20s in multiplayer games.

BRUH WE WUZ VIBING, VIBE CHECK YOOOOO LETS GET THAT BREAD AYOOOO HOL UP HOMIE

bruh you can get one for $15

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why do americans type like fucking retards?

african americans you retard.

Yes, americans, why do they type like retards?

70 bucks

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Kek, based.

niggers.

You can find many decent mics for less than $100.

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>nigga

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>having a long self hate rambling
>forget to mute

POGGERS

Honestly great choice of mouse there.

it's not about the mic retard, i just don't want to voice chat with a bunch of nerds
that's not what i play videogames for

>rage and yell the entire match
>forgot that my mic was still on
>get a message at the end of the match

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>ayo guys, this nigga sound like Kermit the Frog

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

You're garbage and always will be, you spastic, obsessed human waste.

At least pretend to be american bro, only brits use "spastic"

>"Why is no one talking?"
SHUT UP , I'M LISTENING FOR PEOPLE SO WE DON'T GET AMB-

Hey virgin faggot, nobody cares to listen to your nasal voice in perfect studio quality, you prime time autistic nigger. Any mic that isn't full on static is good for gaming.

It's so fucking cringe to see so many "gamers" spend hundreds on a shitty microphone, do you honestly think anyone you play with gives a shit about the quality of your voice when it's all going through shitty Discord or in-game compression anyway?

>inb4 poor

My monitor alone is probably worth more than your entire setup combined.

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It ain't easy bein' green.

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That sounds funny as fuck though

Pity (You)

Why is this retarded monkey speak so popular now?

>anime poster

tl:dr lol

voca.ro/lQ1P0ha9nMA

what is he playing?

>People who don’t play the objective on some “Fuck the team, I’m trying to get kills!” shit
>Braindead retards who drive around aimlessly in a tank blowing up vacant vehicles and attacking friendly APCs, most likely 6yos whose dad bought the game for them for their birthday
>The two The one weirdo crunching cereal in his mouth on mic, intermittently broadcasting his cereal eating to the whole server at arbitrary points in time as if any of us want to hear that shit
>The other weirdo on mic blasting a hip hop song at earrape volume in his room
>Guy with (MAGA) as his clan tag and the American flag as his icon who uses an overpowered shotgun, thus requiring no actual aiming or really any skill on his part in order to play the game, bonus points for racism and inbred country accent
>Get stuck with ALL of these people on your team and end up getting btfo because the enemy team may as well be the entire Faze clan compared to your ragtag group of morons

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Seething

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO DIS NIGGA SOUN LIKE FUGGINUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KERMIT THE FROG BROOOOOOOOOOO LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stay mad kid :^)

No I don't.

>Light internet bants with niggas online
>Whitoids and Yuropoors going fucking nuclear
Shit gets me every time.

I'd say that faggot is more of a manchild though

having a super trash mic sounds cool as fuck now that i think about it, being able to do Philosofem vocals whenever

Damn is busting in Mrs Piggy that good bro???

>say nigger
>it's always a white boy seething and raging at me for it, calling me racist and threatening to report
>i'm not even white myself
>fellow nonwhites are always cool

What is it about wh*toids and seething about racism constantly?

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>Friend who I've known for 4 years tells me his black
>None the wiser

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Cucks, all of them

>White friend says nigger in game
>Someone starts sperging at him
>Black dude with the deepest voice I've ever heard says Shut the fuck up nigger
>Entire server erupts in laughter

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>die
>recieves text message
>"you suck"
>hell breaks loose

seething

Buy a fucking mic nigga
Trash monitor if it costs that much stinky
Ayo bruh bruh ayo bruh what are dooose

>1440p 165hz 34 inch ultrawide with G-Sync ultimate and HDR, cum-in-your-pants tier experience
You just wouldn't understand unless you saw it with your own eyes.

How do I make my mic sound intentionally bad? I lowered the bitrate to telephone level but it is still audiblly listenable.

that doesn't make sense my simian friend

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Dark skin here. Y'all have N word pass.

Next youre going to buy the 252 inch tv

what happens if a spic says nigga?
how do whites react?

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N'WAH

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>PS4 fan is so loud that I have to leave my mic muted so it doesn't drive my team insane

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